/csgog/ - Counter-Strike: Global Offensive General

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>Betting/Trading/Item Related
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>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics

>Ranks & Stats
csgo-stats.com
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gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team

>Game Enhancements
simpleradar.com/
spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt

>Watching Streams
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>Watch this everyday
youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs

>Old Thread

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>gotards

Daily reminder to open those cobblestones souvenir cases

I just printed out 64 pictures of JW. Can you guys post more JW's for me to print out and ideas of where to put them up? I was thinking of making like "lost child" posters with them and posting them around town.

im guessing youre using the schools printers? id help you out but that is too much work for myself to even do

>16:9
>anime
>low sens
>-iwnl-
>le shroud star
out

>CSGO is down
Why the fuck is downtime so high in Valve games? Haven't seen this much in LOL.

Blame all the togglers

That just means they are actually doing something. Which is hella rare.

Only pros should be the one applying team stickers on guns (preferrably of their own teams).
Applying team stickers when you're a casual player makes you a pleb and tool.
You can't argue against this.

Yeah I am, I print for free as long as I provide my own paper.

bank souvenir skins when ?

Stickers are fine, I find it wayyy more cringy when people put sponsors/team tags in their names, which is even more common.

>join pub
>in clutch
>can't hear enemy because DINOSOWER! F4GG0T -iwnl- won't stop telling me my sens is too high and I'll never get out of Nova if I don't set my dpi to 400

this happens way too fucking often

i want a bank pin 2bh

what's the 400 dpi meme about

>hating on DINOSOWER
not cool my man

all the """pros""" use 400dpi despite the fact that it's objectively worse, so twitch kiddies think this means everyone has to use it

same with 4:3

should i get my level 2 2016 service medal or wait for a 2017 service medal?

breakout medal instead

I use 4:3 stretched on a 27 inch screen just to see dem heads, I'm very blind in this game otherwise...

>bb
>wa
>gg
>w

4:3 stretched literally makes aiming infinitely easier

and my mouse has to be over clocked to go over 400 dpi...

but really what's the deal with people putting the esea insider star in their name

16:10 stretched > 16:10 black bars> 4:3 black bars > 16:9 > 4:3 stretched

only AWPers use stretched to see in small gaps. It's gay as fuck.

I use black bars so im a L33T pro

400dpi isn't "Objectivly worse"

The steps even at 400 dpi are so small that you generally don't notice them. Further, any loss of articulation you get from the steps of the mouse being larger is INSTANTLY cancled out by CSGO's insane weapon spread. Even crouching with an awp or SG, the weapon spread is going to be multitudes larger then the steps of your mouse.

Also, high DPI has a lot more noise that isn't needed. A warn or multicolor mousepad may affect tracking slightly on high DPI, but that's well within margin of error on 400-800 dpi and you won't experience any issues.
Also when you're just resting your hand on your mouse at 3200+ dpi your crosshair moves a little, which can be distracting when holding angles. 400-800 won't show that slight, worthless movement.

>same with 4:3
I agree stretched is a meme, but black bars is godly. It's all about focus, if you can remove 1/4th of the pixels from your screen and still see everything that's important, it will help. Some people are good with 1080p, which is fine. Hell even GTR is using 1080p now.

Because everyone in mm is
>zXxWannAbEpr0xXz -iwnl- [CsgoCamwhore.ru]
and wants to be a pro so they can stop going to school and getting bullied every day for being fat and annoying.

Used 16:10 for a while, it wasn't bad. I had 1280x1024 on no scaling on a 1920x1080 monitor. So their were little black bars on the top and bottom as well.

>it's another aspect ratio episode

if you don't enjoy reading the mentally ill explain their bizarre view of the world, why even come here?

my favorite episode

please post screenshots of your hideous fucked up settings magog

I can't see shit with 1080p.

i use FullHD and ASUS Smart Gesture
as soon as i went from regular HD to FullHD my game sense went full pro, switching from a mouse to God Tier touchpad was difficult, but now i make 4 headshots in a round on average and i'm never looking back

I know what you mean, dude. I switched from HD + AMD shit to FullHD and NVIDIA experience and finally got out of silver hell, dude.

...

prntscr.com/budnio
They shittalked and were proud of winning this

*farts*

stfu idiot how desperate can you be

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I don't get it, what's wrong with 4:3?

get your ping worked out man

you now remember our guy m1xwell

Nah, I'm in the UK, I don't wanna play with euros so I just go on NA servers.

awpers all use black bars you fuckwit

ppl get mad because they lose to people who see 40% less of the screen than 16:9 c*cks

>UK
>Not geographically part of yuropooristan
Top kek as the kids say.

oic

People in mm really dont know how to play overpass lol

Still forced to play with them.

based

esea doesnt look fun. theres no team damage like in match making

mm is currently unironically the best place to play.
I didn't play a single cheater in weeks, makes up for 64tick imo.

given the egos of the players that frequent there it would be very prone to griefing if team damage was enabled

>page 9
but why

dead game

nice ded game gotards

>dead game
>500k+ online daily
k, even tf2g is more active. which is kinda sad.

People play the game instead of shitposting.

where do I ask for a new gaming mouse?
and don't tell me /g/ or /v/, they both have shit taste and no clue what they're talking about

just buy one you dumb faggot

did that with the fk2 and highly regrett it, so noty

>valve dm
>drop a 70bomb
>get called a cheater, the guy adds me
>he's nova 3

dunning kreuger you cheeky bastards

send it back if you don't like it then you dumb faggot

then I wouldn't have a mouse anymore
remove yourself
dunk yourself
flush yourself
end yourself
gas yourself
and finally kill yourself

buy a Microsoft IE 1.1a

How the shit do i fix the unable to connect to server/you didn't accept (NO FUCKING ACCEPT BUTTON APPEARS). We're not allowed to block servers anymore or what the fuck? I only have russia blocked.

i use m4-1s because the recoil is easier to control...

what didnt you like about it, user?
2 years here and still loving it

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boys i think we have some hues for the rope

twitter.com/Yee_lmao1

My hands are too tiny for a palm grip, and claw grip hurts my hand after long gaymen sessions.
Also, you can only use 2 of the 4 side buttons.

youtube.com/watch?v=4H-lTpgHXmw

Thanks.
I hope this is not a shill

FUCK YOU!!!!!!!

>easier to control
Just objectively more accurate.
That's why literally every pro known for being a "good aimer" uses it.

I will use it when I get better with aim. Right now it's not optimal for me to do so because the fire rate is as low as the AK's, and it makes me disadvantaged in close quarter battles. I've already bought skins in preparation for the day I use M4A1-S teehee

inb4 yee deletes his tweets and claims he got haxed again

My little user can't be this tsundere

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will you stop watching "esports" if favelas get exposed as cheaters?

i will start watching e-sports again

Why would I? That's all the reason to watch even more eSports

>dead general
uuh, gogurts..?

gotardinhos?

ammmmmmmmmm giggelidurds :DDDD

It cant be that hard to prove that they are cheating on lans.
fucking third worlders

how do you pronounce shroud?
like dude with shr at the beginning
or like loud with shr at the beginning
???

no idea lol

like loud you fucking mong

like shrek

Its a real fucking word how do you need help pronouncing it?

I wish we were in reddit to upvote this comment

got my LEM back in game that ended 9-1 for us with some crying bitch leaving enemy team because "no one is talking hurr i'll be rushing or afk pls notice that I'm good player, but my team blah blah blah lemmesuckdatfatdick"
what the fuck do these faggots expect in matchmaking?
I don't use mic at all and I still have good games

i've literally only had my nickname in my steam name and i've always wanted to go pro so i wouldn't have to get a real job

i want to kill myself

heck, we could even have gay sex if it was reddit

Get a stream first. Also put cool stuff like iwnl in ur name

google.com/?gfe_rd=ssl&ei=LA2NV5qhNoHM8Ae70a6ADw#q=shroud

Hit the speaker button

what does it mean?

It's a cloth covering for your head/face

it means Super Hyper Retarded Omnisexual Underrated Dfaggot :^)

shroud
SHroud
noun
1. a length of cloth or an enveloping garment in which a dead person is wrapped for burial.
"he was buried in a linen shroud"
synonyms: winding sheet; historical cerements
"the shroud of Turin"
2. a thing that envelops or obscures something.
"a shroud of mist"
synonyms: covering, cover, cloak, mantle, blanket, layer, cloud, veil
"a shroud of mist"
verb
1. wrap or dress (a body) in a shroud for burial.
2. cover or envelop so as to conceal from view.
"mountains shrouded by cloud"
synonyms: cover, envelop, veil, cloak, blanket, screen, conceal, hide, mask, obscure; literary en shroud
"a mist shrouded the shore"

>Super Hyper Retarded Omnisexual Underrated Dfaggot

Missed the opportunity for dickgirl and forced the faggot in their. Good job you fucking loser.

thanks dfaggot

Where is everyone?