/srg/ - Speedrunning General

Thread Theme: Trans* Awareness

>ESA
- European Meetup / Marathon in Växjö, Sweden, July 23rd - 31st
- europeanspeedsterassembly.com/
- twitter.com/esamarathon

>Resources
- speedrun.tv
- speedrun.com
- tasvideos.org
- reddit.com/r/samandtolki

Other urls found in this thread:

speedrun.tv/srgmarathon
youtube.com/watch?v=qOaNRv5zpSw
youtube.com/watch?v=9eehYqN8eZw
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

SM64 is an objectively bad speedgame.

well yeah, popular speedgames suck shit and 3d speedgames are fucking stupid.

Anyone know if we will see some mohammed rape, robbery and murder live during ESA?

Um.. do you speedrun?

lol

even mudslimes wouldn't touch a speedrunner

I'm always afraid to do these because then you fuckwads will know who I am.

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i want to pork soe's boyhole

spoil me, pamper me, love me

dumb as fuck janitor

what do you mean by "you fuckwads"?

what do you mean by "what do you mean by 'you fuckwads'?"

who is we?

why'd you delete

why didn't you sage?

does ESA ban trans or at least permit unrelented bullying?

ESA is literally a week long homosexual orgy with speedruns sprinkled on

Small reminder double peace sign is OFFICIAL gang sign of srg

Svenne bullied the trans. Now that he's been banned, it will probably be worse than SGDQ was.

story?

he poo poo pee pee like never before so ESA had to pay the hotel to repair the bathrooms.

Reminder the patriot speedrunning marathon starts at 7:50pm. Pre-show on now speedrun.tv/srgmarathon

no, the trans part

He got drunk and made some comments (slurs) to curseddolls and another tranny. They complained to ESA leaders and now Svenne is banned for real this time. Nothing to do with shitting up the bathroom.

>curseddolls
add her to the list

>her
stfu fucktard

curseddolls isn't an actual tranny. she just acts like one. she's just a 30 yr old worn out speed groupie.

Can you suggest wich runs are worth watching from this sgdq?

jak and daxter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sorry we have to wait 2 full weeks to give any feedback on SGDQ. couple more days and I can give you some suggestions on which runs to watch.

who is we?

The speedrunning community under the rule of President Mike Uyama.

pepsiman

*flies high above it all and bird laughs*

*reanimates the doggy*

what do you run?

why didn't you sage?

Good question! Would anyone like to answer?

woah, hey, haha

>the pol posters get banned and thread is dead as fug
like pottery

mfw

why does that person have the plague?

Razorburn I guess.

that's the aftereffects of laser hair removal
I have no idea why anyone would take pics of it though.

build labour camps for white males
gas those that are not fit to work

that sounds like a boring speedgame

at least it's not a zelda game

To attentionwhore, duh

>Pie is forcing his "Mario Maker Monday" stuff again
Didn't he learn anything last time? Mario Maker is a dead game. Why does Pie insist on failing multiple times at his shitty gimmicks? How's those Showcase Races doing Pie? Even with GDQ channel support it failed so bad. Some people just don't know when to stop.

take away 200 and you've shared your number of chromosomes with us

what's the deal with crystalbeauty

>Didn't he learn anything last time?
The only reason he's resuming Mario Maker Mondays, or whatever it is, is because of the SGDQ Mario Maker race.

B-But he has a big surprise user! What do you think it could be!

Are there any actual cute girl speedrunners?
No traps.

I only really know about Sayvi

me

>not watching coolstreammm777

skybilz

Are there any actual girl speedrunners who aren't traps?

I don't know about any.

(to be considered a speedrunner you need to have had a world record at some point in a competitive game)

what's really great about esa is that none of the God Gamers who attend have to suffer The Stigma

Yeah not to suffer for once is the only reason I'm going to be honest family

The God Gamer Stigma is an underrated meme

Is Ian Arkin a speedrunner?

He is doing Discord co-op any% with NKR.

reminder pie's last "HUGE" announcement that he planned out for over 6 months turned out to be his shitty gay porn blog site streambig. i personally have no faith in any "HUGE" announcements anymore.

The Grind Monkey Stigma

reminder taking advice from pie on how to stream big is about as smart as taking financial advice from a homeless person.

>(to be considered a speedrunner you need to have had a world record at some point in a competitive game)
Yes and to be a swimmer you must have an Olympic gold medal.

>olympic gold medal
>requires a lifetime of devotion

>WR in a "competitive" game
>requires a few hundred hours

really makes you think

swimmers are on national teams even if they dont win a medal, there's no speedrunning team

How can a speedgame be competitive if 99% of the competition aren't speedrunners?

>swimmers are on national teams
guess again lmao

>tfw Controllerhead is Controllerdead

>*steps in water and stars flapping arms around to float*
>"I'm totally not a swimmer guys. What the fuck are nouns anyway?

if you are in the olympics, you made the national team

totodile_dundee did nothing wrong

The definition of "swimmer" has nothing to do with the olympics you feloniously stupid prick.

>tune in to my guy Zelda Fun Guy's stream
>he's on the first cutscene again

competitive swimming does, speedrunners who never had a WR in a competitive game are the same as a five year old learning to swim

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>t. nonspeedrunner

Damn, that analogy flew right over your head.

Some of mine
youtube.com/watch?v=qOaNRv5zpSw
youtube.com/watch?v=9eehYqN8eZw

>he's not on the speedrunning team
lol....................

SquidxPosed

93% of relevant World Records are held by white males. Women, PoC, Trans* people and people with disabilities are held back in this system of oppression created by white males. We need to combat discrimination wherever we see it in this community. That means:
- Puncayshun must be removed. We must petition Twitch to ban his stream and we have to remove him from all leaderboards. His World Records, past and current, are invalid and will be removed from history. The community cannot allow a sexist white supremacist to profit from it.
- In the same way M1 must also be removed. We cannot allow a known pedophile to attend charity events like nothing is wrong with him. Him acting within legality when he masturbates to dancing girls on Youtube (often enslaved by a multi billion dollar industry) and comics is no excuse as these laws were written by white males.
- White males must be removed from leadership positions. This includes almost all the SRC, SDA and SRL staff.
- GDQs and other speedrun marathons must have at least 50% female and 20% black runners. White males must not be allowed to commentate over runners of other races or women. There also needs to be a safe space for minorities at live events that white males are not allowed to enter.
- SRL and SRC must guarantee equal representation at the top of their stream lists. They cannot hide behind the pretense of simply listing channels by viewer count.
- To combat the gross underrepresentation of minorities in world records, times will temporarily be reduced by
15% if you are black
5% if you are Asian
10% if you are other non-white
10% if you are a cisgender woman
20% if you are trans
10% if you are disabled, 20% if it affects your gaming ability
1% for each 10kg over your "optimal BMI"
5% if you are gay
10% if you are lesbian
2% if you are bisexual
12% if you are asexual
15% for all other non-straight identifications
1% for each year above 70 or below 15 (ageism)
until representation for the relevant group is restored.

was bonesaw's run the best run of sgdq?

no, it was reddit

Does anyone remember which event SGDQ or AGDQ and run was the one where someone donated in for someone to say "WHITE WHALE, HOLY GRAIL!" on stream, this has been killing me as I'm looking through every run ever to find this small clip.

it was shit from a dog's anus.

it was probably the most entertaining run, yes. best speedrun, no.

yeah, that's what I meant
then what was the best run

Deus Ex

ty the Tasmanian tiger

No, the run was shit and the disgusting Reddit tier commentary from Bonereddit and that unfunny Reddit Pcunt4444444 made is absolutely unbearble.

Reminder that no amount of passive aggressive 'wow people cant have le fun' will ever make Pcunt4444444 funny or non Reddit.

Literally every metroid run ever, especially the races. There's a reason the "Kill/Save the animals" incentive brings in the most money every GDQ.

It's been said before, but stay away from 3D games, and especially anything newer than 2005.

thanks for the late response!

Also going to mention that I'm considering learning how to speed run Super Metroid, pretty much entirely because of how awesome those runs are at GDQ. I'll never actually be fast or even remotely good but it'd be fun to learn some of those tricks and try to beat my own times.

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