League of Legends ---------------------eyosongive.us
>armaa tried to get someones phone to gay them up >br "literally who" ew is gone >everyone hates lissfag >trumpposter drops some truth bombs >shitters call trumpposter a shitter >someones mom died (but they deserved it) >sleep alone user still hasn't killed himself sadly >imthem still hasn't been reported to the fbi for pedophilic rape
>Play Jungle >it's my favorite role >lose >Play mid >it's my least favorite role >in promos
What champions make this role seem like less pain and more fun?
Daniel Campbell
I'm gonna play Draven """"""support"""""" and none of you can stop me.
Dylan Roberts
>>imthem still hasn't been reported to the fbi for pedophilic rape oh shit son
John Campbell
>Those Hecarim nerfs
Literally don't even address the problem. It's his fucking E's synergy with Ghost/Passive and is what allows him to nearly 1 shot squishies.
Making his Q even shittier than it already is changes nothing and might even cause people to start maxing E first to capitalize further on his burst even earlier.
how does one play riven? can i even play riven without looking like a shitter?
Cameron Jenkins
Game 4/10, time to farm under tower
Hudson Murphy
A thread with no VladVayne or ivory scepter is a thread full of boredom and lacking beauty and sex appeal.
Luis Myers
>15 minutes
Gavin Allen
>be a stupid fucking bot lane thresh nigger >since you are a bot lane player you obviously must do your duty and feed 10 times before 15 minutes to super obvious things like ganks that are pinged a full fucking minute before they happen >shit yourself every teamfight and flail around >game somehow drags on into the 50 minute mark >because league is basically the US you get welfare gold to finally assemble a full build >your team manages to push the enemy back despite your worthless existence >you are now at the tower of the enemy >you decide that since you are so fucking trash at the game you should just throw hooks on cooldown and hope they connect >you randomly hook the enemy carry and win the game
I fucking hate this game
Joshua Parker
>play velkoz support >get my complimentary double kill for hitting 6 while the enemies are a million miles behind their tower >ADC starts bitching at me about "muh KS" >they were completely out of his range, he got both assists, and now gets to free farm and get a big gold and xp advantage Why are ADCbabs such entitled assholes? Most games don't even last long enough for them to scale up and "carry" mid and top do all the work.
Lincoln Williams
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Luis Clark
I want to help Ashe remember what it means to be human by having hot, sweaty sex with her!
Joseph Fisher
>buying gunblade on Vlad
THIS FUCKING HEALING IS INSANE
Samuel Kelly
Post win lane lose game champs
>darius >akali >xin zhao
Asher Moore
Best tips I can possibly give you:
- Dont try to fight lvls 2-3 and maybe not even 1 unless you're sure as fuck you can kill laner. - Your e is your animation canceling spell, with this if you e and immediately use any spell you will cancel the animation. Q, W R, Second R doesnt matter. You're mostly gonna wanna e - w for unexpected stuns. -Always remember to try to autoattack between spells, especially q combos. -Also, Use battle bunny if you've got balls.
Blake James
Well magic pen Mundo was fun but over all lackluster as I usually do more damage going normal build Mundo
Certainly an ok meme build but (obviously) not viable
Jonathan Cox
>vayne dedicates her life to rid runeterra of people that mess with darkness >rito gives her a goddamn soulstealer skin
???????????????????????????
Chase Anderson
When does Veeky Forums vs Veeky Forums start?
James Wright
It's the reverse setting trope.
Same reason why Soraka has a reaper skin.
Carson Green
>skins are canon
Aaron Ortiz
How can i do something productive with this guy late game? I'm kinda sick of being reduced to a meat shield in teamfights, while hoping my team can get everyone low enough so that i can start chaining my ults on motherfuckers.
Luke Flores
He's op again. Collect your freelo before the Koreans get ahold of him
Justin Moore
>battle bunny we both know that crimson elite riven is the only good skin for her familia
Robert James
This isnt from.. anything right? Of course not no one has the balls to do anything annie related.
Lucas Cooper
watch a lot of boxbox, also watch his literal riven guide. Play a lot of Riven and practice the animation cancels until you have them down. The hardest thing about riven is the matchups. At the beginning of every game think about how you're going to win the matchup. If you win remember how you won it for next time. If you lost think about how you could win it next time. Riven is hard because each lane is played differently so you really need to know your matchups well. Battle bunny is the most fluent looking skin IMO.
Ignore the (part 1) bit, this is the whole guide. The (part 1) thing is just a gimmick to make you pay for membership to the site: youtube.com/watch?v=-t2ldJojSiQ
>is a literal psychopathic murderer >riot gives him a pool party skin where he is a friendly ukelele player
?????????????
Brandon Baker
Shouldn't you be in overwatch general :^)
Jace Wright
That picture makes me wish that LoL was a more gritty and dark game.
Gavin Scott
It's basically alluding to the corruption fetish. Au where soul stealer Vlad used the power of the ivory staff of black magic to make her a puppet of darkness, existing only to collect souls for him and please him sexually.
Julian Sanders
-don't get caught -e enemy adc or ap carry -spam ults whenever possible
Juan Wilson
>crimson elite
Ew. Thats legit the only riven skin I flat out dont wanna buy. I have all including db and cs.
No the best riven skin has got to be redeemed. Something about that skin just makes it feel so goood.
I legit came because I wanted to check out that image with all the edgy characters that was a few threads back, then I just stayed and watched them talk. I dont even own the game.
Alexander Sanchez
Its almost like skins (mostly) aren't canon
Jayden Perez
I can only play jungle warwick but I'm at a point my teams just basically surrender the game because I even dared to pick him
wat do
Grayson Morgan
Heroes of Newerth captured the gritty grimdark theme really well until theyre started adding alot of over the top wacky skins
It's the same thing as Dreadknight Nasus/Infernal Nasus, Creator Viktor, Reaper Soraka, Blackice Anivia, so on, so forth. They're "what if" scenarios.
Jayden Bell
>not the best skin kys
Michael Ortiz
What are you talking about he's in one of his strongest points right now.
Xavier Foster
i don't, games and movies are overloaded with this shit since like the first bale's batman movie
Ethan Wright
Farm till 6 and pick a lane to kill. Warwick is an S tier jungler in anything Plat and below since know one knows what a ward is let alone waste gold on an item that doesn't give combat stats.
Demand an apology after you've carried their shitter asses.
Andrew Foster
Man, pool party skins got way the fuck out of hand. The first ones made some kind of sense, like Graves' water gun, or Ziggs' water balloons, but now it's just "lets put a totally random character in a goofy summery costume and let's call it a pool party skin, fuck it"
Jaxson Scott
>no one has the balls to do anything with annie right? Who is fupoo? >crimson elite But arcade though. >using ult purely to chain ks/ Dude, just get 5 stacks on whoever is closest to you. Then walk to the nearest squishy and QWR them and it's that simple. >E their carries specifically or whoever is caught out >always AAW unless you need the slow >Try to hit Q (outer) on as many people >alluding to fetishes Gee boss, it's not like they're 'what if' skins.
Jaxon Harris
WE STILL DON'T HAVE POOL PARTY JINX LIKE WE WERE PROMISED!
JINX ONLY HAS A HANDFUL OF SKINS!
Mason Gutierrez
> When you get a toxic fuck last game and next game he does this shit with no provocation
Does Riot do anything if I send with screens?
Brayden Baker
Arcade is a really cool skin but it's also the clunkiest.
Also running ghost on Darius is broken.
Connor Wilson
What if she got corrupted by her outrageously sexy arch-nemesis?
Jason White
>No morg never ever
JUST
Michael Thomas
This guy gets it.
Levi Martinez
I was just memeing, it is easily his best skin
pp mundo is a really well done skin though. It seemed the first year was well balanced in terms of characters, last years went goofy/10, and this year we got attractive people/characters
Nicholas King
I like how morg's pool party outfit is she just took her shirt off.
Thomas Allen
I wish someone would just ravage my boypussy.
Gavin Mitchell
HOLY SHIT
somebody stop the fucking presses a riot designer that actually understands the problems with azir finally they realize the "the shurima shuffle is PART OF HIS IDENTITY!" meme was stupid as fuck. first of all it doesn't make any sense for an emperor commanding his troops that fights exclusively at long ranges to jump into the thick of it just to knock people away, and second it's a complete balance nightmare
lee sin's insec bullshit is basically the main reason to pick the character, and this fucking champion gets it for free. it's like if xerath was able to do an insec. it's not something you add nilly willy, it's basically the strongest form of engage in the entire game and he gets it on top of everything else he has
Chase White
xth for best girl
Parker James
I like your blogs, keep posting
Christopher Long
hey guys. Does anyone know how to apply as a booster on that lolgboosting website?
Thanks
Alexander Rogers
>try nexus siege >it's another cancer picks, the gamemode Dunno what else I expected really.
Leo White
>not playing ghost/tp 0 damage to champions tryndamere
James Howard
>riot designer makes an intelligent post Whuhthuhfuh
David King
>Who is fupoo?
W-who is he?
Jayden King
This is to a greater extent the same issue they faced with Kassadin and his Ult. Just hopefully when they finally get around to rectifying this mistake they don't leave him in the dumpster for half a year because of all the shit they've had to take out to maintain his current state.
Hudson King
i would like to f your boypussy no homo
Lincoln Rivera
>What is literally every special game mode.
Landon Torres
Google him or go to paheal and serach for him Hes not that good but eh
Connor Gutierrez
post hair head face hands arms chest back abs ass ass spread ass fingered ass with something phallic-like shoved in soft cock hard cock balls thighs back of thighs ass with dick tucked front with dick tucked legs top of feet bottoms off feet and write im anons slut on your body
Lucas Evans
what's the best meme yi skin familias?
Sebastian Martinez
Honestly if I got to never see an Azir again for 6 months it'd still be too little time.
Fuck Azir, he can fucking rot until he gets a significant rework. What a fucking kit holy shit, how that can even get past playtesters is insane.
Henry James
>I'm now sending a ticket for you banning my champion I know it's a dick move but sending a ticket over that? I don't know what's lower, you sending a ticket for that or the fact that Riot might do something about it. What if you kept your degenerate fantasies to yourself and people who asked? >W-who is he? What is google?
Lucas Price
and yet Riot sits back and leaves these overtuned shitstains alone because they're making mad bank from the skins
Samuel Lee
Chosen Yi
Tyler Barnes
>That file name Do you post using one of these as well? I wish they put more thought into their browsers.
Elijah Reyes
>Check cause curious >One annie image.
T-thanks senpai.
Brody Lopez
>Azir has been out for years >"hey guys maybe we shouldn't have given him 5-man Lees Sin insec play"
Connor Collins
>What is the beginning of S5/S6
Azir was nowhere to be seen outside of Pepinnero occassionally playing him (and losing). Then randomly everyone decided to pick him up again
Leo Hall
>applying to a booster site >not boosting by yourself they will just take a big jewish cut to themselves(in professional boosting sites they usually take 40%~) just go to that subreddit boosting site and take a thread there or fish pepole from there, its much more profitable.(90% of pepole wont scam you, so don't worry about that)
Also if you want to make actual money go get a job, the money you get from boosting is laughable
Brandon Nelson
Gimme one good reason why champs like Mundo, Heimer and Rengar are allowed in ARAM.
James Ross
>Game modes that aren't supposed to be taken seriously >OMG RIOT! PLEASE BALANCE YOUR GAME AROUND THEM!
Cameron Phillips
What fucking function does the PBE even serve for, if blatantly broken shit like the new Sona gets through anyways? This must've been spotted on there, that she was way, way too fucking powerful.
Henry Williams
it's not a serious mode
Zachary Cruz
They fixed some bugs, nerfed some stuff and he naturally appeared again. Either way, he's a nightmare to play against. He feels like playing against a character that was tailored to be god tier at everything. It feels like you're using an Uzi and the Azir player is using a tank.
Henry Gonzalez
Nexus siege is literally the worst game mode riot has created.
There's nothing fun about winning or losing.
Landon Rogers
Huh? There should be plenty more
Parker Wright
>What if you kept your degenerate fantasies to yourself and people who asked? B-but I thought lolg was for degenerate autists like me to be degenerate and autistic together.
Julian Brooks
Azir was bullshit since day one, but he wasn't a reliable pick because he was bugged as FUCK, like "literally decides to arbitrarily not attack" bugged.
They've only just recently fixed everything about him this season.
Isaiah Bailey
Should i activate either the kha or darius skin? I dont play either champ but i know those are pretty good skins
Jose Jenkins
Nobody said that. But these game modes only amplify the effect that these blatantly overtuned cunts bring.