/utg/ - Undertale General

yes

actually no I'd never work in a restaurant ever again

WELL LIFE ON THE SURFACE AINT WHAT IT USED TO BE

I like it when you lewd yourself. I don't know what you look like but I would probably enjoy experimenting with you

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>Undyne as the guard alice

It's because of that musical dick meme isn't it?

Finally!

Who would be the inmates?

Would Chara or Frisk be Cancer?

Also Boxform MTT should be Jailbot

the tem has come

Post mouth.

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Nyet

NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Mostly ok, you?

youtube.com/watch?v=jFhHc9z876k

suffering

The spider a cute! CUTE!!!

Yeah! It will never happen.
Hello, user! Thank you.

you did it to yourself
I am actually being serious with those posts

Frisk could be Cancer. Asgore as Ash. Chara can be Jackknife.

xth for flowey

Nice save

Doogle, save the Temmies from being lewded!
Thanks user. But there are still Temmies to be saved!
Hi spider, will you save the Temmies?

Why is that important?

frick fursona lewds when

The baby spider coming to school covered in spider bites and being very scared to go home and looking like she's cried a lot!

I'm alright, a bit warm, but otherwise okay. I think I might have to buy a new microwave though.

Me too, user.

Good to see I'm not the only one too stubborn to die.
How are you, spiderposter?
Oh, did yours break?
But its good to hear you are doing well, user.

no
yes

Well I am not at my ideal bodytype so I probably wouldn't meet anyone from online

Well, if I try to cook something, it makes an ungodly loud buzzing noise and doesn't cook anything. At all. Thanks for asking.

I think that poster is a spider.

I want to fuck MSPG at his ideal bodytype

It looks like they've been saved already

Alice is the muscle though.

>Jackknife
Mah nigga

>Pumpkin drew my request for teenager Pumpkin
What a cutie pie.

New bake sale! All proceeds go to real Temmies!
Thousands of Temmies are lewded every day! Help us put an end to this!
Oh god. Not domestic abuse.
Seeking help for the spider family IMMEDIATELY!
Oh, you know. Hanging on.

Muffet would squish and eat any spider siblings that gave her trouble, and her parents likely didn't stick around long/were eaten by their collective children.

that's her oc? that's really cute

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>you will never date this pumpkin
Pain.

Keep your lewdness to yourself

Pumpkin is not for dating. Pumpkin is for awkwardly touching your fingertips together while you stammer out a statement, trying to collect your muddled thoughts. You won't ever get a chance to, but at least you'll always know you tried.

dating isnt inherently lewd you dingus

Oh, well, then Howdy Doogle, how's it going?
Thank you. The spider is a saint!

despite what her art implies she's just a human user

Are we sure? She works awfully fast

ARGH, MORTAL FOOL, YOU KNOW NOT WHAT FORCES YOU TOY WITH. STOP THIS, OR FACE THE TRUE MIGHT OF TEMMIES!

Going alright, I've been busy so I haven't been able to work on fics, sadly.
Same old same old, about to go the gym in like an hour.

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boys are idiots and think shy 'romantic' gestures they've seen in movies will make them endearing

True, that's endearing only to other boys

okay she might have some kind of robot enhancement but thats no reason to discriminate
im an idiot boy and never saw the point in doing that, they may be actually shy though

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can you stop responding

just stay away from men

It's a party in here.

Art for the goodish people of /utg/
>Asgore
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>Toriel
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>Asriel
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>Sans
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>Papyrus
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>Gaster
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>Flowey
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>Mettaton
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>Annoying Dog
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>Fuka and purple chick
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>Chara x Asriel
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>Nicepants
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>FishLizard
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>Skeletons
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>Group
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>Portal Tale
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>The true final form of Flowey
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Can I join?

chara guro
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>>The true final form of Flowey
Thanks for the laugh.

oh, nicepants, awesome
thanks again, twitterdad

nice gut

Sure.
Oooh, thanks!
Ah, reminds me of the bad times. I hope the Chara gurofags are happy, wherever they are.

>tabe did the whole picture
madman

I want to die like this

THIS IS THE CUTEST FUCKING THING THANK YOU TWITTER user

That one Tori looks rather bunlike though.

I want to die like that to, but with Undyne's spears instead

> waiter edition
Sounds like a plan.

Hey /utg/ draw your favorite in a waiter's uniform. Or maid if that's more your thing.

Well, it's good to hear you're doing alright.
Kek, thanks.

That would also be acceptable since there would surely be a good fight beforehand

Slightly lewd

I always imagine myself as the person dying/getting hurt when I see guro, that's probably why I like it while others find it horrible

Same, I don't like just straight up guro though, it's the fighting implications that are nice for me

But that's Madoka

I'm way too rusty to draw. Not like that would impact my quality too much when it's already so low. I don't think I will pick it up again for a while.
I do have this. It's a different take on the swap AU or whatever. I feel it is a lot more fitting.
No problem, I guess?

I can't draw but here's a maid Asgore I found on Pixiv

I like bloodless guro (or at least lacking in blood) and with consent/implication of consent

Does Asgore have any image in tank top?

Cool.

Most of the pics I have him in are either his sweater or his kingly outfit.

I have a bunch of shirtless, pics of him in his flower shirt and a few in just his underwear but this is the only tank top I could find glancing through my collection

There's just something I really find cool about guro like this.

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>ywn have this

Agreed, and I prefer non-fatal stuff if I seek it out, bonus points if there's an additional picture or two that shows the aftermath or recovery. I like it when there's hints of a story.

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Same,needs more pictures of summer dad

touching sans's ectobelly

hurts
Oh I also have this one