/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station

What actually happened was, as a young inexperienced engineer, I tried to set up the singularity on Bay and got shocked and burned to all hell and flung into space.

For a good hour I ended up sitting next to the derelict, just edging above crit as I slowly healed and, being out of radio contact and not dead, the only chat I could see was the OOC channel, wherein pic related happened.

Eventually I did recover enough to stand, patched myself up as best I could on the derelict and floated back to the station.

How tall do you think the average spaceman is?
How tall is your spaceman?

I'm 6'3".
My spessman is 5'8".

I vaguely remember there being a lot of manlets here

Can someone post the pic with the chem mixes on it I need 2 try and git gud

Probably 5'0 manlets if gravity is so high it takes forever just to stand up from slipping on the floor

Wasn't SangriaMonkey permabanned?

Shipstation when?

birds are literally meme animals go back to tumblr

BIRDS ARE BEST

Appeals are easy modo.

You lose though, for not posting the mostest pure cute waifu.
______

THREADLY REMMINDER

there you go famalan

VOX IS KING

lung canca

5'11 girl

I justify it as being Martian born so lower g and taller heights.

The average height would probably be very earth like as I imagine NT recruits mostly from earth. Martian colonists would be about 6 inches or so taller than earthers and those raised on space stations or ships maybe upwards of a foot taller than earthers depending on their stations g. I'd say the average would be a little higher than current 1st world heights due to a huge range but the medium employee being earther born.

>I borged one of the vox
>Shortly after I hear IF YA SMELLLLLL
All planned

>be raider
>other raiders are of speaking like this, yes?
>muster all my energy not to suicide

Cosmonauts are at 5'7'', Astronauts at 6'2'' max if I recall correctly.

you sir are a gent

I haven't caught a single ban in five years

3'5". Gotta gene mod dat efficiency.

I could have sworn you were permabanned.

>tfw you figure out shotguns and ion rifles fit in your suit storage
>mfw already used an ion rifle to shut down a bad vampire who had an egun and kill him

God damn, it's a whole new fucking era of tactics and security robustness with this shit and holsters

prepare to get shit on kiddos

That wasn't one of our vox, all six vox were on the skipjack bridge.

Very important question

who's you're waifu???????

ss13.moe/index.php/bans

>be this guy
>starting putting guns in suit storage
>forget about it
>frantically search through bags looking for gun and die

me

Even if you were permabanned and had succesfully appealed it wouldn't be there anymore, my favorite shitposter

(You)

>Doesn't make 90u Alk
>Making 30 instead of 60 rye for long rounds
>Don't be an asshole warning on shitter juice when that's all it's good for
>Godawful color scheme
Shit/10, would lynch and stuff in the ghetto chapel coffin.

Rail

If you robust a wizard, all staves fit in holsters. Whip out a staff of change in combat to surprise em!

>not noticing the iron recipe is mercury
Every time.

Pffft, that's gold.

I regularly hit the range to practice my draw both from suit storage and my holster. I haven't drawn from my bags in weeks

Nice to know

I'd rather just pull my laser 2bh, can't remember the last time a wizard killed me as sec

why the fuck we had 5 deffs in a row?
sometimes i miss meta or box, yellow hardhats are really sexy and it's very hard to get them on deff

Can someone list all the waifus to choose from, and a short description of their personality?
I don't know who is/isn't taken, and want to make the right choice...

I've seen one of those before, the hell are those things?

No. Find your own

Why don't you just man up and talk to them? We're not going to waifu them for you

>tfw no multi tile "leader"grey alien that's fuck huge like that one vox beast thing.

Not all grays are manets u know.

>on hippie station
>traitor round with sikrit document
>don't buy shit
>break into HoP office
>he forgot his id in the machine as expected
>sweet.exe
>make myself a miner ID as one of my future victim is a miner
>enter QM
>enter mining prep area stationside
>some guy who was in the QM area immediatly run up to me
>isn't dressed as sec or detective
>stuns me
>cuffs me
>find the documents
>tries to get my pda antag code
>drag me to brig and get's the okay to execute me from the HoS
>he was sec
>i die
>lolrandomsearches allowed are totally not bullshit though :^)

fuck this shit server man, all i want is some medium-high pop station that isn't shit but goon map's all weird now.

What is a 'Witchhold'?

WEIGHTED
8======D
VOTING

MUSTARD RICE

Ask an eng, I think they get them in their eng lockers. It's been a while though.

Where they keep the witches for their dark sciences, duh.

Once the report drops it's code blue and random searches are go. Maybe don't carry incriminating shit when you're behaving abnormally? Even kids can figure that out, why can't you?

Am I not banned anymore or am I simply not on that list?

Security waifus

Caleigh Stall - Kind/Mothering
Trinity Prewitt - Bitchy/Sassy
Zalika Gardener (they have a new surname now) - Submissive/Helpful
Naomi Williams - Controlling/Stubborn
Megurine Luka -Posts lewd books to library/dead

Those are the ones I remember well in enough in security, here's a few medbay girls

Julia Brandt - Slutty/Bitchy (all of her characters are this)
Reica Carter (married) - Bitchy/Caring
Ginger Beach - Helpful/Kind

There's loads more, but I don't play enough departments to notice.

I don't expect to have some undercover super cop next to me at all times, i was going to hide the doc on mining. Fucking guy wasn't even sec since he had a telescopic baton.

>None of the heads got the disk
Just fuck my station up

I hate the majority of those players

I find it helps with jaunt wizards, changing them drops all their items on the floor, meaning they can only cast robeless spells. Or you could just turn them into borgs.

There's plenty of other places to hide shit that'll never be found BEFORE doing abnormal shit that warrants a butt probe.

Fucking retard.

feel free to check the forums

alkysine results in 60u instead of 90u you goddamn mongoloid

So why isnt securing the disk as a head a bannable offense?

Where can I find the list of the jukebox songs? Specifically the syndicate ones.

kill yourself my friend

Yeah that's true, I forgot about that. I never notice because most wizards don't upgrade jaunt so you just predict where they'll be or get lucky then kill them because most wizards just can't deal with direct confrontation because lolnoarmor

because that'd be dumb

but all heads should still be willing to do it, especially HoS and HoP

>start the round
>realize its a bit later than I wanted to and go do RL stuff
>sit back at my chair
>nuke exploded
welp

youtu.be/6LtXVjOmvDY

I didn't expect security to be there at all, so no. Hippie is a fucking mess and security roll their thumbs while people scream bloody murder on the radio all the time. I happened to meet the no fun powergamer head of staff who had nothing to do here.

Does Veeky Forumsstation have RPers now?

>15 nitrogen, silicon, potassium
>15 nitrogen, 15 chlorine 3 times
>80 Alk, 5 AT, 5 nitrogen
>Hit chlorine again
>90 alk 5 chlorine
Gitgud you muhfuggin abbo.

Yeah, fuck him for doing his job right?

What color do you make nanobots?

>readied, borg on high because I wanted to be a service shithead
>get up to get a glass of juice
>from the kitchen I hear "IN 1990"

What laser type is this

Not sec, not his job. For all he knew i had asked a jobchange and was doing my shit. He just wanted at all cost to get antag stuff and is willing to stun everyone for it.

Gun

green

...

X-Ray, highest tier, absolutely melted blobs before deity fucked it all up

I found it in a very thin wall as my third rock mined ok

It's the x-ray beam from what I recall. It doesn't actually work as an x-ray anymore either iirc.

Stop breaking xenoarch's digsites what the fuck. we only get a handful of good digsites like a war digsite and 5-6 large artifacts in the entire WORLD. That includes the asteroid field, the clown roid and random vaults in space

Does anyone have a rip for the PDA notification sound? I wanna make it my text sound

I find xenoarch shit all the time, I usually just throw it into space to spite you whiny cunts

top lel

please, someone help this man

Use the code?

What code? I mean for my phone in real life

Why the fuck would you do that? Bring it to Xenoarchaeology and get them to give you useful shit instead

>tfw not cool enough to get listed anymore

R I P
I
P

>spesss is a VN now
The fuck.

>miners break digsite
>get cool guns
>xenoarchs complete digsite
>get useless artifacts

It's like you didn't see the round where xenoarch vox found an emp artifact and threw it down disposals that had been modified to loop endlessly instead of shoot out in cargo.

vocaroo.com/i/s0HZYPIfmcLT

That's not it!

>Useful

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