Hey, where did you get that car, the bottom of a cereal box?

>Hey, where did you get that car, the bottom of a cereal box?

How does Veeky Forums reply?

Haha ayy real funny Fonzie

Yeah, I bought it with food stamps. Jealous?

MORE THAN YOU CAN AFFORD, PAL

My 60-footer, 1/4 mile...whatever you wanna' throw on the table...smokes anything here, including these pump gas kit cars.

WE HONGRY

y-you too

>>Hey, where did you get that car, the bottom of a cereal box?

"Urusei Baka gaijin!!!!"

>The fuck you just say?

*Unsheaths Katana out of trench coat*

>Eyo dat nigga got a sword!

wat

I'm sorry but I place my cereal box on top of my spoiler

It's not delivery pal, Digiorno

> those tires on am ae86
Good way to waste money

They came with the car in the summer but in the wet or cold ground, they have no traction whatsoever.

>>am

Yeah, you seem smart

How would you fit a car in a cereal box? How much cereal do you eat????? Is it like, one piece per box until you put it all together?

m is next to n on a keyboard
You know that right?

Well if you didn't have parkinson's it wouldn't be a problem?

Fonzie lost his car (against japanese 4 bangers) and it got totaled. He had to use the bus like drivetrain posters on Veeky Forums.

JUST

That is an absurd statement. This vehicle is clearly too large to have ever been inside of a cereal box.

Those would be the guys I'd be hanging out with

>implying good tires are ever a waste of money
better than wasting money on camber kits, I/H/E, and fake ass wings

Of course. Would you like to see my secret decoder ring?

USE THEM BUS TOKEN PARTNER!

whatever it takes

Yeah, Advan AO48s are super grippy when warm.

Tapping her? Tapping her how?

"Son, I live my life a quarter million at a time."

You guys crash your mustangs all the time right?

Tires on a car that struggles to break them loose.. go back to the middle school parking lot, conefag warrior

Camber fag detected

I would go all autistic and talk about lap times that I saw on the internet then tip my fedora at him.

Yeah whatever, kid

Hi Fonzie

philistine detected
get some taste

You're the expert when it comes to bottoms, eh pal?

Holy shit camber fags get triggered easily kek

fuck off stancefaggot

>he doesn't want his car to look A E S T H E T I C af

your cuck porn isn't aesthetic either, it doesn't matter how hard you try

now fuck off

Yea, your mom makes a mean breakfast.

Philostines now projecting their cuck fantasies
Roflmao

H-Haha very funny my rocker friend

>mad his car doesn't get bitches wet

>Unironically using "A E S T H E T I C"

Confirmed cringelord lmao

im not a cuck though, i dont like stance

you are a dumb nigger

in the chance that ur shitbox did, its only for tyrone, don't kid yourself stancecuck

>memecar
>weeaboo
>trying to sell memecar for stupid price
>using the word cringelord
>Canadian
You have no room to talk about him faggot.

Them ricer cars

>All this assmad

lmao stay mad, cringelord

> still projecting his cuck fantasies
Roflmao

You forgot tripfag

why are phil/o/stines so easily triggered?

There's a lot of cancer on this board but man this thread has it packed fucking dense

>still projecting his projection on cuck fantasies

come on, keep posting stanceshit, stancefag, show those evil bullies not to mess with you kek :v)

NO RAZOR NO

Can I interest you in some pinstripes? My favorite.

>never any response other than hurt you're assmad or jealous
Come back when you can afford a car that isn't 30 years old poorfag.
Are you retarded?

everyone knows FF>FR

>shit talks someone else's typo
>neglects basic punctuation and incorrectly uses a question mark in a statement
Fuck me, Veeky Forums is slowly turning into the comment section of a Linkin Park youtube video.

> tripfag who can't drive manual puts overly expensive track tires on his 100hp shit box
Truly hilarious

You forgot yourself
>much cheap nigger-rigged car is the best you're all jealous lol assmad hahahahahahaa this guy is buying it I'm getting an FRS and turboing it and gutting it hahahaha lololol

>tripfag talking about cucks

I didn't when I bought it but now I can rev match smoothly, heel toe, you name it.

No turbo but a nice e85 tune, lightweight te37s, get rid of the back seats, aftermarket suspention, ect but keep being ass mad doe lmao.

Keep dreaming delusional faggot. Nobody is going to buy that busted ass shitbox with 400k kms for 6 grand.

> e85 on na 2.0 boxer
> te37s
>no back seats
Could you be anymore of a dumb ass ricer

Keep being ass mad, bitchboi, I got 2 buyers lining up but one of them wants to part it out and then resell it, the other wants it because he used to own one.

Could you be any more mad? lmao

>y-you too

nah i bought it selling your mom crack

Took a few puffs too when you thought it was a good idea to put that wing on it.

>they want it
>it's sold
Are you 17? You can't go one reply without some instagram-tier faggot response. Come back when you have the money in your hand and your dad signs the title over to them. Even then it will be laughable because your devalued currency is worth absolute dogshit.

Did you met Verone back when you were inside Jail, neckbeard?

Hey, fuck you, bud.

>shit taste/10

dont worry user they do make testosterone supplements these days

>testosterone supplement

is that how you call getting Tyrones load deep inside while in jail faggot?

Eh, we can't all be as lucky as you taking regular shots in the ass.

tl;dr

y u so mad doe? because I fucked ur mum? lmao 100 desu senpai

nothing ricey about e85,

>no logical rebuttal
As was expected.

>Implying you're relevant enough to take seriously.

>n/a 4 cylinder boxer

thats like having a dick with no testicles bro

hey man fwd shitposter here

i just want to tell you im not him, i feel my shitposting is miles better

ur tires are p nice

And you are quite the cock connoisseur.

A small, incompetent dick

But you know what that feels like so you bought the car to match

Don't worry, I know it's not you, I didn't see any smug animu pics so I know it wasn't you.

T-thanks

I know but that e85 tune is supposed to get rid of that ugly torque dip though if I heard correctly.

>implying i have an n/a boxer
>implying my gfs dont have sore cervixes

0/2

no good bro, any way you slice it

>implying my gfs dont have sore cervixes
how about you, did Tyrone leave ur boipussy sore in jail?

>tyrone the rapist
>rural northern midwest minimum security work release program

sorry to ruin your beat off fantasies busrider-kun

it doesn't matter, at the end of the day you are the low-life with a record of drug dealing, not me

The same cereal box you got your drivers license out of, fuckboy. Get in your car already or get lost. There are no trophies for parking hard, only for going hard.

>smug anime face
>tumblr file name
>making fun of someone who is richer and more successful than you

Your stomach is hanging over onto your keyboard again.
pic related

Alternatively,
>vid

>fat faggot who was sent to jail for smuggling drugs
>richer and more succesful than anyone

top fucking kek

also what is that picture supposed to mean? how is the gt86 shitbox and the god-tier mustang relevant to the discussion? you are one stupid cunt

>dont worry user they do make testosterone supplements these days
yeah, I see you put one on your car

how could a car fit in a cereal box, why do u have to say this

>60 footer
what does that even mean

>implying you will ever have hundreds of thousands of dollars

dont get mad poorfag

First 60' time of a drag

>catching a felony for $75,000 a year

Chronic offenders make me lol

Put your pink where your mouth is, any circuit you want.

That his car is shit and he is afraid to corner.

If you throw much grippier tires on the front you can do hektik skids all day long