/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station

reminder that a disaster has never happened on the station before the round starts
reminder that this is literally in the rules
reminder that we are literally turning into bay

>tfw your husbando is so dense they can't take a hint that you like them

www.strawpoll.me/10797115

Vote for me!

You wouldn't be banned though, you were thoroughly justified in killing the chaplin if you wanted to.

>implying our station isn't like a prison where all the shitters are sent, get assigned random jobs from tickets inside a hat (that's why you have knowledge about all the jobs even as a assistant) and them told to fuck off and survive till the end while the syndicate uses the station as training grounds for new agents

I could if I knew who you were

>tfw your waifu already confessed they wanted you as their husbando and you have been with them for an entire year now

>tfw literally nobody gives a shit about your character

>tfw you husbando told your friend that you're their waifu and to keep it a secret

>tfw paranoid and think these kind of posts are my waifu talking about another person

How long has solar autotracking been broken for? I thought they fixed it.

>tfw my waifu doesnt like being posted so I know its never her

>We'll never have a minimalist station for severe lowpop
>Science being just the R&D machines
>Security just being a bunch of cages
>engineering being a PACMAN in a storage cupboard
>The 'bridge' is the arrivals shuttle, having been built around as the base of the station
>No kitchen, no botany, no bar, you have to build it yourselves

hi nevill/shiggy/sj/spergay

I do it on purpose.

>nevill
>waifufag
dude doesnt even play anymore

his waifu is yahir

men cant be waifus user

Last I checked it worked fine. What's wrong with it?

>yahir
i don't see the problem

>he doesn't know

men cannot be waifus.

t. Yahir

>"Hint"

uh yeah who else
point still stands though dude, men cant be waifus.

Did it just die or is it me that is dead

serb ded?

DEAD SERB

it's dead
I killed it

>Dead serb
Nice game dotards

DED DED DED DED DED DED

no i killed it
i actually think i did kill it

Serb kill?

It's really, really shit cause you can't really do anything

>its another admins not admining and dicking off with flags crash the serb with zero consequences episode.

Thanks, at least we don't have to deal with tfw no power

> finally get the mostly perfect beneficial virus from just the samples
> dead serbs

BGO anyone?

Dead serb dead gaem

fuck that ling

I have an ingrown hair right next to my nipple.
How do I treat it, just pull it out?

>engineer, setting up singularity for the first time
>going well, just need to see if its big enough for power output
>get sucked in

well that went about as well as i hoped
how do I know when to cut off the particle engine?

thank christ.

>make plasma door
>see through it
>open it
>close it
>dead serb

yes

there's a monitor somewhere around the PA, find it to use cameras instead of waLKING OUT INTO SPACE

pull the hair, squeeze the puss, live your life.
i get ingrown hairs all the time

baby's day out mode when

>player controlled baby spawns at roundstart
>captain has to secure him
>anywhere from 2-5 undercover syndicate agents cooperate to capture him
>baby can resist out of people's grasp/containers and ventcrawl on cooldown timers
>babu gets randomized objectives as the round goes on (e.g. "go to the laundry room," "pet ian," "light somebody's cock on fire"), completing them enhances baby's abilities and strengthens its plot armor for further mischief
>baby must eat regularly or die (to prevent players from locking it in a room for extended periods)
>four minutes before the emergency shuttle docks all agents are notified via pda uplink that a syndicate shuttle will be arriving at one of several random locations at the same time as the emergency shuttle
>if the baby arrives at centcomm, the crew wins
>if the baby arrives aboard the syndie shuttle, the syndicate wins
>if the baby's left on the station or dies, everyone loses (round continues??)

Well I had a hardsuit, figured that would be enough.
Shows what I know.

Sorry was trying to guide you but then a ling started linging people

By turning off engineering because you're a drooling braindead nigger than can't read the motherfucking wiki. Seriously, if you can't follow a step by step guide you need to fuck off. That was gonna get loose and destroy the station all because you're so fucking retarded you can't follow what it tells you to do.

Thanks, gonna do it now.

>IAA
>Taking notes around the station
>Start writing up report
>Almost done
>Server dead
IAA SUCKS

Magboots help too turned on

You're a fucking retard. Kill yourself before you destroy a station with your mouthbreathing incompetence.

Magboots next time. Also, radiation'll kill you.

SERB BACK UP BOYS

This
It will also save you from radiation damage. Also if for whatever you have to go out activate your mags they might just save you then again they might not

Stop being edgy, if you don't have anything nice to say or can't say it in a constructive way, then shut up.

It fucking says it twice. If he's not gonna pay fucking attention he's a hazard and an irredeemable fuckup that needs to piss off and kill himself, not only for the good of our station and our server but the human race as well.

>Not even on the waifu strawpoll

Wow check this guy out, I'm glad you've never ever fucked anything up how does one become the most bad ass robust mofo on the server?

>tfw

It's a game mate fucking relax

>tfw voting for everyone but my waifu

Nobody can have her but me!

>people voting on my waifu
fuck off get your own

>seen red dwarf so many times I didn't even need to open this to know what scene it was
just kill me already

>not even there

I give a shit about your character user

Doubt that
Randomname miner that always dies and nobody even bothers to retrieve the body
;_;
Nobody even says thanks for minerals even though I never ask anything in return

Playing in department with static name fag, they don't follow their normal routine can't help but think traitor in the back of my mind

I would if I ever did mining. As it stands, miners almost never come to my department

Sometimes people do care about miners

>Be ling, go to mining roid because fuck it easy kills and no-one will notice.
>kill some miner just as I finish absorbing him some para teles me in bloody pick in hand along with the husk to some mini medbay he set up in telesci
>don't say a word panic and run out while the para is screaming about throwing the guy in the cloner
>some other guy gets accused of being ling walk onto the shuttle 10 mins later

Yeah, that's the double edge of static naming
Metabuddies will attempt to help you but people will notice if you act suspicious more easily

It's more fun when people are suspicious because then you have to actually be careful

Static naming is only for the most robust

Random Name also means not a lot of people will notice you gone/dead
Static namers are mostly faggots though
t.static shitcurity

A game you were about to ruin for 30+ people cause you can't read a paragraph and the first step.

>mostly

Nobody can have my Waifu and her name is The Dream Team

If yo udon't talk and you don't say garbled shit over sci why would we care?

My waifu is on the dream team so I'm going to have to ask you to take that back

Eh, I guess I'll just continue dying in various ways
>go to fight a goliath, get wrecked because got unlucky, somebody finds my corpse, turns out it's a ling and I'm getting succ'd
>next round
>fellow miner vamp breaks the roidcode and kills me roundstart but I manage to call for help on radio
>borgs just kill the vamp and space both his and my body
>nobody checks vamp's backpack for my head, spend the rest of the round as a pAI
>next round
>find D20
>roll
>pic related happens
>next round
>go afk for literally 60 seconds because sister needed some help moving shit around the house
>come back to getting succ'd by a ling

Maybe the spess gods are telling me to play a different job

Im sick of this meme

You can keep Caleigh if you like her

what meme?

It's not Caleigh

Trinity is mine, stay back

It's a tough job but someone's gotta do it.

please me more materials miner-senpai

>unironically having waifus
>ironically having waifus
I bet you people want catbeasts as a roundstart race too

Stay strong, miner bro. I always build them Ripleys at the start of the round.

And then they never come get them

Trinity is already taken, friend