ITT: cars only nu-males drive

just read this

theoatmeal.com/comics/tesla_model_s

Because the Tesla is even faster off the line. People use muh acceleration because you're much more likely to use that than a high top speed. And no, we all know you don't go to the track every weekend where you'd take advantage of that

this is very true but unfortunately, most people buying them new either aren't aware of tuning or don't want to tempt the fate of their warranty

This. The Tesla is literally supercar-fast off the line.

Oh no, one irritating little bitch drives a Tesla. Guess I'd better get on Veeky Forums and explain why only nu-males drive Teslas!

It'll still sound like shit though.

How does it fare against a tuned LS1?

Disgusting

>The only liquid that occasionally needs to be topped off is the windshield wiper fluid.
I'll be laughing when when he goes crashing from a brake failure because he never checked the brake fluid and relied on the regenerative braking until it came time to do a panic stop.

>implying he doesn't just take it to the dealership for servicing like a normal person

a blow off valve

I'm really miss boxy volvos ;_;

hi dad

So is a $10k drag car. Supercars don't stop accelerating after 60mph.

You don't need more than 70.

holy shit this just ruined all the respect I had for the car

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This. Real men buy a Camaro.
>godlike V8
>half the price
>just as fast round a track

How many gold M4s do you have in your city?

Vancouver has at least 3

I am just salty.
0.

If your break system isnt leaking it shouldnt need topping off anyways lol, it will be close to the "low" mark if the pads are totally worn but not more than that and the master cylinder defintely wont get air in it from that either. Stop driving a 1980s shitbox with cracked rubber lines

>twin turbo straight six
>450hp
>rwd

yeah I don't get this

I've seen more baby shit green ones

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what

looks comfy :3

if you need to regularly top off your brakes, brake fluid levels aren't your main problem

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jesus christ

my brother isn't exactly the brightest knife in the toolbox and doesn't really have an interest in cars, but he was still the person who pumped the brakes to do an oil change on my dad's beetle the other day

>oil change
I meant brake fluid change

Anything with less than 6 cylinders.

Anything made by a Japanese or Korean manufacturer.

why

Actually a woman should be in the car, while a male is inside the house having a tea party.

No no no. The women out of shot in the main house with the bull and a bmw parked on the driveway, paid for by the cuck.

Help, please.

Not pictured: 7 mandingo gorilla looking niggers inside plowing the shit out of his wife on his bed.

That's just some butthurt fatguy.

A lot of cars in this thread I wouldn't call cuck cars, bad decisions sure.

I think a cuck car would be most SUV's

Something na and auto.

definitely nu-male
* i want something fast but don't want to give up comfort. I'm faster around the track than camaros b/c only hard numbers matter not driving skills. plus backseats for my wife's black son to ride in comfortably*
only cucks make compromises

Y
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I actually liked it ;_;
He seemed so sad. I don't think he's a cuck, he's just getting fucked in the ass by his governments regulations and shit.
It wasn't a car, just an enclosed bike.
It also looked kind of fun.
;_; ever since I saw the video I've felt bad for him

same here user
I hope it takes off...

Don't let the cucks like him or ruin the car for you. The Model S is pretty cool and it's a step in the right direction for high performance EVs.

I cringe every time

This is one of the worst threads I've seen in a long time on Veeky Forums. Well done. I swear 70% of Veeky Forums is literally retarded.

Kill yourself

Why do you insist in projecting your degenerate fetishes onto Veeky Forums?

That's literally what's happening in Sweden though.

Hello, son.

No, that is not "literally" happening

Really? No Veloster yet?

>being a literal cuck

u wot

Any sort of Hatch.

Yeah okay, instead of niggers it's sandniggers. Big difference.

sorry user but this is a better cuck cruiser. it's the new age poverty shitbox that markets itself to appliance car buyers and millenials

it's basically the new cavalier

And instead of literally you mean not literally. Why are you so obsessed with cucks?? Stop watching so much porn

this, any """"""""hot"""""""" hatch is bought out of compromise

Anything made by Mazda

its an american thing

it's like Veeky Forums is undergoing some sort of collective mental illness with its cuck obsession

>everyone in America is white
I am not white (mexican) and ad a result I don't really care about the white/black thing

Just curious since Veeky Forums went from
>the no gf
to
>le cuck XD
It's on all boards too

When you replace a sporty looking FWD shitbox with a not sporty looking FWD shitbox with a hatch and rear-seat entertainment on the behest of your wife's irrational desire for something that, surely, must be safer and more reasonable despite the actual safety and MPG ratings, that's buying a cuck car, because she will be fucking another man within months due to being bored with such a controllable twerp.

>hispanic/latino second place in ethnicity

That's a poor niggers car

That's literally what's happening in America and the ass mad Americans have started projecting their situation onto the Europeans that mock them

The vast majority of then are white. Brown people collectively make up only 3%, so Mexicans would be considerably less than that portion

Maybe it's something about whites being so non-threatening in the US and their raging porn habits that make them this way.

Seems like every time I hook up with a white girl they have a white boyfriend as well who us semi-aware

ITT: Cars that op wants to manufacture excuse as to why its worse than his own car because he can't afford a decent electric car.

blame extremist feminism

ITT: nobody knows what 'nu-male' actually means

THIS is what a nu-male would drive.

If you're driving this outside of a densely packed urban area with tiny streets and parking spaces, and you willingly subject yourself to driving on the highway and on 6-lane suburban boulevards with parking spaces meant for Hummers all in the name of gas mileage and looking eco-friendly, you absolutely deserve to be called nu-male.

And don't start with that "muh cheap" bullshit, you can get used cars that are fucking light years ahead of this tin can for a lower cost, if you know how to use craigslist and can go to used car lots.

don't forget not having to change your wive's last name on documents

This.

You won't ever match an LS1s torque.

>godlike v8
lol pushrods
>half the price
nope
>just as fast
funny way to spell slower

>torque

go back to the trailer park

Horsepower sells cars, torque wins races
- Carol Shelby

the more power you have under the curve, the more usable performance the engine has. Peak performance at 6000rpm being equal isn't the whole story.

Why do people mock the Audi TT so much?
I honestly think it looks pretty great.

Golf with a bodykit and a premium price tag, complete with >lolVAG reliability.
Boring as fuck to drive, especially for a "sporty" coupe.

You drivin' a tarbodeezal then?

This takes the cake for nu males.

Most people who buy teslas just do it to show off.

Also need either a Coexist or = sticker along with something Bernie related. An anti -republican one would be a bonus

I considered getting one of these when they were still heavily incentivized in the California. Instead, I bought a 30 year old shitbox that's currently been sitting dead for the past 4 weeks. I wiggle around some wires and yank on some garbage inside, but I think it's too far gone.

Current status: Feeling manly. Jobs are for cucks.

You need up to 100 to be a proper car.
Teslas are very nearly viable, though. Just a bit more range and more charging points, and I'll seriously consider buying one.

ITS CHEAP AND IT GOES WITH MY BEARD OKAY

>multi-colored 240sx in the background

nigga it's within a second of two M cars that's fucking impressive

You should read his dickride of Tesla himself

>hispanic/latino second place in ethnicity
second place is the first of the losers

Why is this thing so fucking ugly?

*ahem*

retired crown vics

They're pretty cheap in Europe and they work pretty gud in European roadworks tho
>mfw hitting 150kmh with one on the Autobahn
Okay it was downhill but whatever right, no matter the speed you go in this thing it feels like you're going double that
Also inb4 >numale it's me mums car

>driving your mums car
pretty nu-male, m8