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>Old Thread

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1st for NA CS

first for anime

state of moses rn

navi is going to get raped by fnatic...

1st for our girl

>could have won $400 dollars but C9 didnt check the fucking woods

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

-Guardian, +s1mple ?

Rate my

delete this

i would fuck her in the mouth, cunt and asshole if you catch my drift

um thats not potter...

Einsachtsiebööööön

buy some fucking friends you pathetic faggot

> get hyped to play csgo after watching pro games on twitch
> alright i think i will play some csgo today!
> remember i got in silver 4 after a shit calibration
> join
> we lose the pistol round because my team is retarded
> pp bizon shitters use their crutch to mow over us 15-0
> we can not do anything because they outgun us every time at midrange
> my team is to busy fucking buying armor defuse kits and smoke grenades to be useful
> on top of that I dropped a fucking 10 bomb so pretty much carried the game
> I derank because of this
Fuck this game. Valve please fucking fix the bizon being capable of this bullshit. At least stop matching me up with shitters who buy defuse kits

>vertigo not selected
stop posting

>enemy aces
>look steam profile
>100 hours
>-rep wh
>-rep aim
>x10

heh

that was me lol

>my team is to busy fucking buying armor defuse kits and smoke grenades to be useful
>on top of that I dropped a fucking 10 bomb so pretty much carried the game
>At least stop matching me up with shitters who buy defuse kits

I think you're right where you belong.

asa akira hottttt

>he fell for the black bars meme

this was only funny when Flusha was using a bizon

Well thats me aroused

>be me 16
>finally get a gf
>we're making out
>undo her bra
>nice.jpg
>she starts feeling up my leg
>she looks down
>she freeses up
>"are you SERIOUSLY wearing THOSE, Ogdin?"
>i have no clue what she's talking about
>she points at my feet
>oh shit.gif
>i'm wearing my Na'Vi socks
>"h-ha ha, yeah... It's ironic. I just like Guardian..."
>"choke in any finals lately?"
>she gives me a disgusted look and leaves
she fucked my best friend the next month. fuck c9 fangays

>Can only see enemy head
>Shoot
>Don't hit head
>Do 40 dmg

what?

i got the x ray vision

try hitting their head next time

#roasted #bigdickproblems #swole #my #sides #fknrekt

funny post desu

>It's an the bomb is A but the 3 people on B don't move team

>Drop m4 to teammate
>He drops it and buys m4
>next round asks me for drop

epic

>It's a "whole team rotates as soon as a single enemy is spotted and then bomb is planted on the opposite site" episode

>ask teammate for drop
>gives me an M4 instead of an M249
Uhhhhhh what the fuck why would he give me an M4

that was me lol

>teammate says "drop anyone??"
>instinctively just buy an m4 for him without thinking
>he had $12k and was asking whether anybody wanted one

>His teammates look at minimap

Nice privilege

Or, the advanced version

>teammate asks for drop
>simultaneously gets three AK's thrown at his face
>shit guys we only lost one round why are we so poor

simbly ebin

although really if three people are willing to toss him guns that quickly we generally don't have a problem with money

>bottomfragging shitbird that's been screaming at us the entire game asks me for a drop after losing his AWP for the eighth time
>give him this thing

>teammate asks for awp drop
>drop him an aug
who /devilish/ here

>save awp save awp
>pick one up
>throw it outside of the map
>bath in the bitter tears of the bottomfragging russian

You forgot
>he then proceeds to topfrag the rest of the game

>teammate asks for AWP drop
>shoot him with an AWP as soon as round starts

I always throw them a scout if they're a shitter, or if they're stupid enough to ask when everyone barely has enough to buy for themselves. Gives them a brief glimmer of hope before they realize.

>He then teamkills you and takes your weapon

>ask for drop
>teammate gives me an AWP
>mention how I'm trash with AWP and ask if anybody wants to trade AWP for M4/AK
>nobody wants to trade
>proceed to get kicked because I can't hit anything with AWP

twitter.com/Wild/status/756281264970227712

Csgolounge will be down by the 30th

how do they have so many followers???

Because they're a gambling site you dispshit

>bottomfragging russian on my team asks for drop
>someone else throws an m4 in front of him
>right as the round starts, I throw him my SMG so he cant pick up the m4 and take it for myself
>he gets insanely mad, teamkills me and takes the gun
>next round stand in front of him and knife his feet
>he gets even more mad and can't resist shooting me
>gets a cooldown

I know that feel, kind of. I hate using the awp but I'm semi-okay with it and I often end up saving one, getting a couple kills with it before the round ends, and get shoehorned into having to use it until I get killed.

>saved an AWP, anyone wanna trade me?
>nah bro we already got another AWP and you seem alright with it

if you wanna get baseline competent with it play some casual and buy only the scout, erry round until you can afford an awp

good job!~

>buy tec9 armour
>pick up an awp from dead opponent
>win a 1v3 with it out of luck
>use it bro you were sick with it last round
>miss easy shots and lose mid control plus the subsequent round

happened more than the once desu

lol dead game

I'd rather insert my penis in potter, nylon looks like a "don't cum on my face, I don't DO blowjobs, you're going too deep, don't look at my butthole" kind of girl.

>Need 3k xp for drop
>Don't want to play mm with cheaters
>Don't feel like DM

zzzzz

Oh look it's another I went behind wall but got tp'd back and headshot because even though I play with 5ms ping the other fucking toasters are playing with 200ms ping

It's the biggest reason why CS:GO is garbage game, it's extremely lenient lag compensation just so fucking 3rd worlders have "good experience" on their 100ms+ connections.

Selling keys is more important than the integrity of the game to Valve so it will never change.

we dem boyz

>They throw 4 flashes long
>10 seconds after last flash
>One guy comes thru
>Dies

Is this some masterful tactic I don't understand?

>Don't get any bonus if you find someone not guilty in overwatch
>Most cases are shitty silvers reporting other shitty silvers

Heh

What do I need to install to win a fucking MM game

install some subtle wallhacks

You died 12/15 rounds T side, 6 times without a frag

nice fucking hacks noob

Look on the left side. I have 2 ties in the last 10 matches and the rest are losses.

>he cannot win against animefags

how much longer until dazed k*lls himself?

...

hey you forgot to type a reply

kys faggot

me on top

Is there a final solution to microhacks problem in CS:GO

>be master
>get carried in steel strea
>think i'm good
>be shit

I played a total of 5 maps with steel, and I think they were ALL in faceit.

i miss when every tournament played monstercat
youtube.com/watch?v=Q1Y_AZ8fJD0

is dazed gay?

o ya he is my gay married daddy dazed

see

im not gay, only my daddy dazed is

>not watching TyLoo vs. Epsilon

Why are these people aloud to live

Rate my little brother's AWP ace on Mirage. We're only Silver Elite but whatever

youtube.com/watch?v=QwdOzDw-tMo

I edited it to rip off the "JW goes insane" video.

yes, a secure OS basically

you can't install hacks in Xbox one for example without meddling with the hardware (not even sure if that is possible as well)

so Valve basically needs to secure the OS where any untrusted code can't be executed at any level

well i was trying to bait a "where's the link faggot" response but it seems like nobody cares so i'll just post it anyway

huomaotv.cn/live/9763

please support our gooks

What's up with people getting headshots before their model even turns in overwatch demos?
Is it just demos being shit?

esea is so fucking shit now it's unreal. the teams area always fucking skewed to one side. I always get an avg of 8.5 rws on my team while the other team has a 10.5 average rws.

That's like matching fucking MGE's vs supremes what the actual fuck. And then I have to play and cooperate with these people and by round 5 i'm already so tilted that I play at 10% of what i'm capable off. End up dropping 30 kills every game but losing 16-12 knowing I could've easily won if i just didn't fucking tilt.

but not tilting when you have to watch your absolute retards of teammates leave their spots without calling, not rotating even after the other site is taken, baiting you when you have a gun and they have pistol no armor etc.

you call them out for it and they get salty as fuck as if they know better than you and they give you negative karma making it so you can't use flashes anymore. now you have to play even fucking better to win.

fucking kill me now. oh and ko1n is the #1 rws player in EU, a guy openly admitting to cheating on his account and he's just doing it to see how long it takes for esea to ban him.

yes, OW demos are 32 tick which means they are completely fucking useless

Who the fuck came up with that genius idea

yea esea just bans people after viewing their pov demo

>paying money to play a game you already own

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

they were 16 tick before

the main idea is that valve doesn't want to waste money since the higher tick, the more storage they need

same reason servers are 64 tick, higher tick rate requires more resource to host the game for their servers.

Thus money

where can I find people who actually want to trade and not buy qs for 80% market value

lounge is retarded

i am literally too good to play mm so all i do is dm and play some esea every now and then.

should be playing rank s but lifes not that easy, would have to go grind it out with a team of retards to get that. Tier 2 teams are all garbage players who know how to take aimduels, that's it.

i'd rather shoot myself than grind it out with a bunch of people with inflated egos because of decent aim but no brains and understanding why they're stuck in tier 2 shit land.

shit game

Wow, finally got a ragehacker in 6 overwatch cases

whens the last time you kissed a girl?

Over 4 years ago

>Says I have overwatch xp bonus active
>Play valve DM
>Don't get any bonus xp

Epic

Get good.

>There's a steam group with 5k members for undetected csgo cheats

Literally epic