Autismfest 2016: Thread 6: Make a New Thread Edition

It's a disaster for you as you're not coming desu. Have you guys never been to car shows before or something? Kids meet up at night in Tesco car parks. Adults drive when the weather is nice and leave themselves time in the day to do their actual Sunday shit once the fun is over.

>this same guy still insisting that everyone changes to suit him

Whats the dress code for this meeting?

Smart Casual?
The full-on Business Suit?
Favorite Pony Cosplay?
T-Shirt and Jeans?

I'm going with jeans and T-shirt, but they'll be clean.
Assuming I don't spill anything on them while driving, anyway.

Leather tench coats
Fedoras
Fingerless gloves
Doc Martins (Or other combat style boots are suitable)
Fanny bags
Some form of non functional 50 quid weapon from a dodgy market stall is optional.

>Leather tench coats
Can do. Can't drive in it, though.
>Fedoras
Hats fuck with my hair, so no.
>Fingerless gloves
Driving gloves as always.
>Doc Martens (Or other combat style boots are suitable)
Battered workboots, because that's what I'm used to driving in.
>Fanny bags
I'm not 40!

I usually wear graphic tees with chinos and vans.

Do you also vape?

No, I'm straight edge. I only wear those because they're comfy and I only started wearing vans because they were better to drive with than converse boots.

I always preferred driving wearing Vans to Cons too desu, until my Vans bit the dust.

Skate shoes and basketball shoes are the best driving shoes

Spoken like someone who's never worn in a pair of boots so they conform to your feet.

Naked.

I will don my finest fedora and trenchcoat.

>be in bristol today
>see running in the 90s Isuzu pickup, lowered, with black steelies
>get home
>come on Veeky Forums
>mini truck thread

And now I want a sr20 swapped hoon truck.

black tie like other Veeky Forums brit meets

Hi guys, EuroCarParts have been on at me again about the possibility of nakedness. I just want to make sure everyone's aware that although we will be quite liberal with the dress code, within reason, nakedness is absolutely not allowed under any circumstances while Brit/o/ Meet(TM) is underway.

Sorry, I should have added that too

I'm all for a bit of nakedness desu.

>not out having fun on Saturday night edition

>Saturday night
wew time traveler pls leave

>mocking tired working men who forget what day it is
NEETlife right

I think we should only meet in our cum-stained jeans and vests.
Strict enforcement of dress code plz

i know it's not saturday cos i'm not a faggot who works saturdays

Holy fucking shit is this happening you guys. Always kept meaning to organise another meet myself after the one I did several years ago in the Lakes.

Put my name down on the list, should be there in my fully sikk Starlet GT Turbo innit

Hopefully more than three people this time eh?

Also I've been out of the loop (oh shit I need to write more loop monster), and I cannot be arsed reading the previous threads.

Someone explain to me the 'Racing' and the Tick/Carvery.

Tick is the route we'll be driving, correct? Carvery lunch at the end?

What's the racing shit about?

The Tick is the Midlands Tick. I think a few people want to race. Are you on the slack chat thing? There's quite a few of us on there and if you use a burner email it's p anonymous

In fact just post an email and I'll send a Slack invite now

Dropping you a mail now m9

I'm not bluebrz, I'm just in the slack chat so I can invite you. Post a oneminutemail or something and I'll send it there

orite

fuck it

[email protected] i guess

>[email protected]
invited you mr blue bear

Complimentary slag for the new thread

>having a meet outside of California

Hahahaha

Ahahahahahahaha

>not fucking off to your own meet thread

I originally took you for a nice guy in other threads but nevermind

A lot of it is just banter. We're meeting at the carpark opposite that pub in the sheet, then doing this route down to another pub for drinks or whatever.

google.co.uk/maps/dir/53.0431938,-1.3748659/52.5067933,-0.7048526/@52.7400807,-1.3751939,93943m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m44!4m43!1m40!3m4!1m2!1d-1.1169807!2d52.9029517!3s0x4879c3723980c66f:0x48f7dc2d65d74360!3m4!1m2!1d-1.099349!2d52.9328391!3s0x4879c4754922d07f:0x590fac18f7229b70!3m4!1m2!1d-0.9582097!2d52.9434708!3s0x4879cf248d28a5e3:0xf77c05b4b7417c7d!3m4!1m2!1d-0.8559367!2d52.8444995!3s0x4879d244fed37637:0xd20adead7b34c18f!3m4!1m2!1d-0.8906776!2d52.7474648!3s0x4879d681d1594553:0xd7072413d6de41a3!3m4!1m2!1d-0.8779042!2d52.495037!3s0x4877772dc6e9c57f:0x50e03ebd4ca2106c!3m4!1m2!1d-0.83514!2d52.5142264!3s0x48777776349b86c9:0x6b9ec94d61e8cbc1!3m4!1m2!1d-0.7239887!2d52.5788156!3s0x487783af51574a03:0x45e32f0d863e7933!1m0!3e0

>he drives a fucking Micra

>being this jealous

Fucking kids man

They probably took the glass to make shivs desu

How do people live in urban areas and not kill themselves?

welcome back, yeah this seems to have loads of interest so far. But then again so did the last one...

(for those out the know tehbluebear is a old tripfag the one who organised the last meet years ago)

you still have your starlet lol?

Nah my neighbour picked all the glass up, he's financing two brand new Vauxhall Adams and they did one of those too apparently.

I want to move out of London eventually, just need a decent job to fund it all. Dunno where I'll go yet though.

Last month someone ripped the whole rear wiper off of it too :(

It's the same in most towns and cities m8. But you've been cucked by destiny, as your chances of finding employment in the sticks are few unless you want a 50+ mile commute every day.

>as your chances of finding employment in the sticks are few unless you want a 50+ mile commute every day.
this, city dwellers have it easy sometimes eben if you have to put up with city shit like getting your pimpmobile trashed.

I have to do a 40mile all round commute everyday and I'm lucky to have that, if i left that job the only other jobs i qualify for would be 60+mile all round commute everyday.

Yeah but there's some lovely little villages just outside of Bromley here, they're pretty well hidden and beautiful as hell in the summer.

I'd just commute in my bike to be honest, like I said though I need a better job. Studying towards a Cisco CCNA right now, it'll probably wind up with a job in central London in the end. There is no escaping this place!

If you were parked like an asshole, you deserved it.

Anywhere's better than London when you consider cost of living. Tesco are hiring pretty much universally and constantly, if you feel like walking >5 miles a day starting at 6AM.

>advocating wage slavery

Beats NEETdom where you can't afford to live or drive.

>not shooting for self employment

It was drunk kids, they did it along the whole street.

Sod tesco, current shit tier job pays better than that.

Been there, done that. Not worth the paperwork compared to just hauling shit around a warehouse for 40 hours a week.

'Make your own hours' means 'never stop working'. 'Work from home' means 'no work/life separation'. 'Self-employed' means 'do your own taxes and keep records of everything, and the police STILL come knocking when you buy something they were watching'.

A former neighbour used to buy and sell cars. He picked up a load of child seats on ebay on the cheap, and the police showed up in the middle of the night. Battered his door down, arrested him, took his stuff. Child seats turned out to be fakes, so he lost all the money on them and was out of pocket for a new door.
The landlord wasn't happy either.

That I do.

>not parking in a secure underground car park

Imported goods are the way to go desu. Weebs will always pay a premium for anime shit, just because they don't know how to get figures and toys cheap from Japan.

Is this gonna be a comfy cruise with the br/o/s I can take my comfy FWD hatch to?

Or ricers and racer faggots talking about muh RWD muh 6+ cyl you're a faggot with a shitbox dude lmao

>ricers
yank pls leave

What's the britbr/o/ equivalent.

Chavmobiles?

Urban areas turn people insane, don't they?

Barryboy'd, m8. Or just boy'd for short. Are you real English?

>know where you live
>think i aint gonna fly kick your mirrors
lad

I know it wasn't you stalkeranon, you are too kind to do that~

>tfw you drive past KRs house and his micra isn't there
probably out having fun ;_;

Nope, I'm actually running my uncles shop again.

>implying you aren't on the 162 "driving" past

>implying i can afford the fiver for an oyster card
On my razor scooter lad

meet at KR's house when

Let's do it now while he's not in.
Can all be waiting in his bedroom to give him a wonderful surprise.

I'm defiantly getting him flowers on valentines day.
>his face when i'm a qt grill

I'm getting him a wing mirror for valentines day

>defiantly
Why, do you disagree with the commercialism of Valentine's day but are going to begrudge your own morals?

auto correct got me looking like a fool

Sounds good to me, London meet launches from mine then.

>grill
I'm sorry.

But I'll gladly accept the wing mirror and flowers!

Oh great another "female" attention-seeking

Cool, here's the route

Good luck lads.

>2h38min
As if lmao

I'll race ya

He knows I'm not a girl you dolt.

Clockwise? I prefer the bridge to the tunnel, but it must be longer.

>tfw no wangan-tier highway

Hence the quotation marks around female you DOLT

requesting hi res version of m25 ring pls

>pretending to a man who has seen me
DOLT
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>not knowing that quotation marks have various meanings depending on context of use
DOUBLE
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DOLT
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>using quotation marks in meme text
that's it cunt, me and you, june 19th, poet and castle, rock, paper, scissors.

Mate you can't beat lava don't even fucking try

>what is duck and cover?

...

>summer 2016
>not being a cheeky bitch at autismfest

Least popular Brit/o/ thread so far, OP a shit

Boy racers. Lowered suspension, bangin' stereos, big alloy rims, bodykits.
I miss having that sort of car, but reliability.

This is britain; most of the signups are FWD hatchbacks of some sort. It's not a 'look at my expensive car' meet. It's a 'enjoy your car and have some cheeky banter' meet.

Be a nice drive without traffic, desu. And without dickhead random closures, speed cameras, etc.

If it'll help the meet, I'll shave and wear a dress...