/pdg/ - Payday: The Heist, Payday 2 and Payday Crimewar General

Meth helper is not a cheat edition

Previous Update: >(NEW) Workshop Manual
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>Extremely In-Depth Guide on the Mechanics of PAYDAY 2 (Frank is back)
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>Skill/Weapon Stat Calculator:
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>Old Skilltree Guide:
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>Perk Deck Guide (out of date, somebody update this shit already):
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>Stat Ranking and Breakpoints (slightly out of date):
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>Weapon/Armor/Damage/Pickup Spreadsheets (not up to date):
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>Weapon Skin Checklist (totally up to date):
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>Big Oil Engine Calculators:
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>PAYDAY Wiki:
payday.wikia.com/wiki/PAYDAY_2

>Latest Updates Here:
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>Mods and Lua:
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>Weapon skin previews
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>Daily Dose
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twitter.com/AnonBabble

ded gaem etc etc

First for the webseries being even more awkward than the release of the skins.

>youtube.com/watch?v=NWvIbd-4Hyk

Daily reminder that Chains voice actor admitted on stream to be a weaboo and loving sword art online.

>not posting the superior gage ass pack version

>18k in offshore

Hoxhud is good

>he fell for the infamous meme

why is it good

"It just works" Olipro - 2016

I'm not even close to prestiging, I just keep taking contracts I can't complete and have to abandon

thats a good enough reason for me, i'm installing it right now

>I just keep taking contracts I can't complete and have to abandon

than just stick to Overkill difficulty or suck the host of an Hoxton breakout job so he allows you to stay in.

I've been doing stuff on Very Hard

14th for M1014 still being shit after all those buffs

Would you a bonnie ?

no

Is there a toggle melee mod?
Like, something that I can press E to equip and charge the melee weapon, M1 to release charge, weapon keeps charging, repeat until I press E again?
M.O.RE. doesn't work for me.

Why are people so fucking impatient?
>Hosted Rats overkill
>Someone joins
>Leaves after 5 seconds of waiting
>Next 5 people do the same fucking thing

Using the bad goy unlocker ? Usually if people are leaving this quickly, it's there is a good reason

Don't think so although some people here could improvise a blt mod for you

Don't do Very Hard.

Play on Overkill and git OK.

>buying the expert driver asset on Diamond store doesn't give you better strategic spots for the van to arrive

Nice one Overkill

Customizable safehouse when?

August-octorber or november was the last deadline that i remember, wouldn't be surprised if it was just a crimefest reward together with leg hitboxes, john wick weapon pack and perk deck rebalance

We should get some news in september. Really don't know why people are so hyped about it, it's not like the community even go back to their personal safehouse vault to jerk off to all the money stocked there.

>he uses the AK5 unironically

Whats a good build to use with the valkyria rifle and grinder perk deck?

Fuck this RNG shit

I wish they didn't bother with the fake RNG wheel.

It's just a bullshit wheel that is auto-generated the moment the item server replies after you click [OPEN SAFE].

It's just as bad as the card drops being pre-determined before you click on them so there's no point in choosing.

Rogue Masterfug with silencer skills and low blow for the juicy 30% critical hits.

Also taking the skills for more stability and accuracy can't hurt you.

Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Doctor Fantastic (doctor_fantastic)
- Target Practice: Assault Rifle (assault_rifle_100_kills)

And this week's new Weekly Side Job is:
- Looting In The Dark (voff_3)
Complete it for your chance at an Infamous quality Dallas Begins mask!

Keep those helmets flying! ;)

>implying it didn't actually landed on the edgy saw skin.

Where can I get that script that autokicks people with less than 1000 hours played?

lastbullet.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=14571

Don't forget to set the minimum to 1500 hours.

>Side Jobs Bot

Jesus fuck, since when this guy was here ? And why on one of the most pointless features of the game ?

2000 hours? Why 3000 hours??

>Leg hitboxes

And why not a stand alone shooting range that allows you to change guns in game to try them out ? ah ah.

ah..... "Sobs uncontrollably"

Show your masks.

>that hector fight scene,

Mod that add Cloaker's kicks to Hector when ?

Did you go loud?

DESU, you CAN stealth day 1. but it's convulated as fuck and not worthing it now that you can empty the hangar well before the cops make their way in if everyone brings saws/C4.

Mods = cheats.
Did you fucks let the thread die again?

w h e n

What skills even benefit grenade launchers?
Seems like only Underdog, and Running from Death, and Bloodthirst are the only things that have any effect on grenade launchers. But Running from Death only procs when you're being bad, and Bloodthirst needs a kill with melee to work which is something that must be remembered to use.
If only the Piglet was an automatic, then it'd benefit from Lock 'n' Load and Body Expertise.

Only for 6,99 ;)

Worth.

>Do first world bank in 13:20
>Did it loud cause we didn't read

>Do diamond in under 10 minutes
>Cops get to the circuit box once and we make it out in 10:10 instead

>Try to get all extra loot on diamond
>accidentally fucking punch an artifact and break it

Being bad and failing achievements general.

Grenade launchers are not that greedy regarding the skills needed for them to be good. Usually, having fully loaded aced is the minimum requirement, you will have a bad time if you don't have it.

For the other skills, the only ones really interesting is the brawler reload skill, everything else is pointless, they have enough damages in the first place.

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You can conbine a china puff with a thanatos. You can then kill people with the thanatos.

when it's done, use the buffed melee yu are carrrying to kill whoever you wants.

once you get used to the tempo of "empty gun, then melee someone" , you won't really have much issues.

Don't act dumb

I understand what you're saying, but what are you saying with the Thanatos?
Either way, I should be fine just retrofitting my melee build with an itty bitty Piglet until I can make a dedicated "fuck you, explosions" build.

>some loot bags like the artefacts can be destroyed after falling a specific heigh or when thrown at molotov areas

Yes or no ?

Maybe, if they're clearly marked as such when bagged and not required for heists.

>all drill timers are reduced by 50% across the board
>you only have 1 drill per 2 heisters in any given heist; they must be collected and moved like the saws in Aftershock
Yes/no?

>all drill timers are reduced by 50% across the board
That would make heists with single drills way too easy

Point. Maybe do it selectively for heists with multiple drills.

The only heists that would benefit from it would be election day, transport: train, maybe a couple more, they all have secondary ways of opening those anyway
Not a great improvement overall, drills are fine

The only changes I would like to see at this point are Transporter Ace to be able to get two bags instead of one and confident ace being able to transport one hostage as if it was a medium/heavy bag
Not big changes, but makes some heists way less frustrating

Who even ace transporter anymore, anyways ? the 50% throwing was useless to me, but when I want to make a stealth build, I always end with so many point left over I just go for ictv for keks.

trying to do the turtle always win on every stealth heist is a guilty pleasure of mine.

Basically, kill people with your gun. any gun.

when you do so, you rack up bonus damages for your next melee attack.

kill someone, and enjoy the following 50% increased reload speed.

I simply said thanatos because it's famous for its shitty reload speed without skills.

Also, who here even use vanilla assault rifles ? Even smgs are filling their niche better ! Assault rifles are just.. useless if you can't make them dmrs.

>Who even ace transporter anymore, anyways ?
That's the point

Is there a working Thanatos build right now?

>tfw you'll never feel the sweat of sydney after an awful loud DW job

why even live ?

Reminder to not stick your dick in crazy.

Yeah, and it's all about not buying it in your inventory.

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To see more heists in your lifetime
Maybe

Also sorry not sorry for my autism

steamcommunity.com/id/l-lewd/
Anyone wants to heist

Join the steam group and ask

>Join the autism central
Fuck off

>26 concealment
>with a combined tactical vest on
this is fucking retarded

this is the worst thing I've ever seen and I'm a furfag

>add a white slide to the gruber that's not that big,
>two fucking concealment loss

Eat me Overkill_Jules

looking at your profile you'd fit right in :^)

The usual, 10 year old kids on Veeky Forums

>Hoxton breakout solo normal because cheevo
>"No way I can screw this up"
>Day 2
>put c4 on the sky bridge
>hoxton walks on top of the C4
>C4 goes off
>game crashes as hoxton is laughing it off on the now-gone skybridge and staring at me with his dumb fucking mask on
I have NEVER been so fucking pissed at a game before

>can lock pick a safe
>cant lock pick a fucking car door

BOY I SURE DO LOVE CAR SHOP

Whats with the hostility man?
i was just trying to help you out

You're not helping

oh
sorry then

>can lockpick doors,
>can't lockpick the manager room's door because of "muh keycard objectives"

Thanks Ovk.

cant lockpick a door that doesnt have a lock on it

>can shoot a door open
>cannot shoot a nearly identical door because muh keycard objectives

DO YOU SMELL WHAT THE CHAINS IS COOKING ?

Holy shit, the fucking bulldozer in the live action series.

>Alright, and now lets have them find the bulldozer
>Should we find/rent an EOD suit, or at least an EOD helmet?
>Nah, just ducttape some cardboard to a motorbike helmet

People can carry
>Flamethrowers
>Grenade launchers
>RPGs
>Fire axes
>Battering rams
but nah you need a saw, lockpick, or shaped charges bro.

>they must be collected and moved like the saws in Aftershock
Fuck no.

Spending 20 hours telling a retard host / pub to install the saw is bad enough in Aftershock / Undercover / Alesso, I don't want that on fucking drills on heists.

>50% throwing was useless to me

>being able to move bags farther/faster
>bad
>in bag transport simulator CURRENT YEAR

I've been using NGBTO for a few days now and I gotta admit I've noticed some big changes.
I've started to workout more, I'm eating healthier, I'm getting actual people that know what they're doing in the game, I've even got a raise at my job. I'm overall more happier than ever and most importantly I think I'm even enjoying the game now.

havent played since p2w garbage skinshit
worth coming back?

>enjoying the game
???

You almost got me, but then
>I'm even enjoying the game
tipped me off

>I've started to workout more
Masturbating to yourself doesn't count.

Fuck off it was never p2w, never come back.

>p2w

Kinda. New heists, heisters, meta and shit. Definitely enough to have fun with for a while.

You can get the stat boosts for free now, as if a 4% stability bonus was that great in the first place.

he also sodomized that girl even though she has a boyfriend that posts on /v/

>there's no way to control where you enter or where the pickup is on Transport: Train, despite both bits of information being pretty important pieces of info.
If you're doing it quiet, opening the train from the wrong side can add easily up to 10 minutes solo.

Legendary skins are still p2w. Too bad unlockers work.

>Legendary skins are still p2w.

Oh yeah, you're talking about that AK and flamethrower legendaries that nobody in the community have ? The buffs were really minimal and most of the legendaries are downgrade of normal weapons anyway.

Only the christmas izhma 12G skin is P2W since it gives a +4 ammo pool bonus, all the others are pointless.