>1st thread:
>2nd thread:
>3rd thread:
>4th thread:
>5th thread
>6th thread
>Where: Opposite the Poet & Castle, Codnor, Derbyshite DE5 9QY
>When: June 19th
>Time: 10:30 onwards
>shitposting spreadsheet: docs.google.com
>seekrit chat that anyone can join: uk-o-meet.slack.com
>Post an email here and someone will invite you
Slagposting welcome. Scots not welcome.
Other urls found in this thread:
www2.autotrader.co.uk
google.co.uk
twitter.com
Mocking Ford Pumas edition
>not putting "brit" in the OP
It's like you want this meet to fade into obscurity.
alri
what car does everyone have
will i be made fun of if i turn up in my clio
>what car does everyone have
Ford Ka
>will i be made fun of if i turn up in my clio
No.
It's in the image, but I apologise senpai.
>what car does everyone have
C36 AMG
>will i be made fun of if i turn up in my clio
yes
There seem to be Micra and Ka clubs coming, but there are some nice cars. I'm informed that the meet is a no bully zone.
this is only my 2nd post on Veeky Forums
how many of you post in /brit/? how many are going?
>/brit/
Majority of people here aren't /soc/fags, at least I hope not.
>how many are going?
Check the spreadsheet, no idea how many will actually show up but there's a handful of anons that live in the area of the meet so they're likely to show.
/brit/ is an /int/ general
Post email or burner email if paranoid and I'll send invites to the meet chat on slack
alright
pic related is my car but in red plus a few scuff marks where i reversed into a tree
may investigate this meet up further, or just scope you out from afar and then drive away
Sorry, I don't browse those boards.
>what car does everyone have
Clio
>will i be made fun of if i turn up in my clio
No.
I'm a regular /brit/ poster and I found out about the meetup through /brit/, but I have been an Veeky Forums poster for just over a year.
check the spreadsheet, but I think in the last few meetups there have been about 10 people.
I can't make it though
I posted it in /brit/ the other week because i knew no one would come from there, i was hoping it would turn into another manchester meet up kek
nice
i have quite a few well known /brit/ gimmicks, if i reveal them at the meetup will people get them?
fuck off ribena you paki cunt
i'm not him but you'd recognise my gimmicks
Keep your bullying to /brit/ please, this is an adult board.
>literally ribena
Someone said that cars are a fairly normie hobby, so it would be reasonable to assume that the Brits who post here are on average more normie that /brit/ /britfeel/ or /britpol/
randomly mention the gimmicks on the day and I'll gimmick back so we recognize each other.
like morse code
>literally a racist child
Yeah without a doubt, hence why /brit/ and /britfeel/ meets always fail. Generally people here have jobs so aren't as inept as the average /brit/ poster.
Most dagumi car you can buy in the UK for under £2500, go
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You better not be coming to this meet ribena you sex offender, does the court even let you drive?
I have no idea who Ribena is
Rorke
Toyota MR2
Nissan 200SX
Mazda MX-5
Lads if a paki turns up to the meet it'll be Ribena, stay at least 10 meters away from him he's a convicted sex offender and stalker.
www2.autotrader.co.uk
>200SX
>under 2500
No one knows or cares who ribena is
>autotrader
I'll admit that you'd probably have to stretch to at least £3000, but it'd be worth it.
>suddenly it's a /soc/ meet
Might change my mind about this
>pic related is my car
> No pic
Found the busrider.
FUCK CAR OWNERSHIP.
FUCK IT.
SIDEWAYS.
ARRGH.
I just failed at an oil change and don't completely understand why. It's overdue for a wash, because it got coated in dust and soot and pollen yesterday in some filthy-ass rain.
I don't want to work on my car or wash my car.
I just want to sit indoors and game on the bank holiday.
Fuck this shit.
you will when he starts raping someone
Nobody cares, you racist sack of shit.
Great. Really fucking great.
It seemed to be a good concept to have the meet until the wankers from /soc/ decided to appear.
Will you both then fuck off so the adults can continue with some comfy driving?
>thinking shitposters will turn up
>thinking they will dare shitpost in real life
Wew
Have you ever been to a Veeky Forums meet?
ayy
>adults
yeah must be a real 'adult' in your shitbox micra you cunt haha
Yeah, but you fags seem to take autism to a whole new dimension.
>RIBENA
Holy fuck lads Ribena is actually here, literally promoting rape you sick fuck.
>Micra
>Other car
Pick one, and only one.
Using the wifi on the bus are you?
Who are the real autists here
The ones having abit of laugh at you lot or the ones whom are getting anally blasted at the thought that people from other boards are going whom won't be smitten by your shit heap car.
>he insulted my micra
>he must ride the bus
holy fuck this board is hilarious, i bet you all sit here comparing figures of supercars and lap times when in reality you all drive 1.1 micras fucking lel
>I'm a real car enthusiast
>I own a 1.1 clio
>guys, let's have a car meet
>yeah sounds cool
>GUYS, PAY ATTENTION TO ME
>who the fuck are you we just want a car mee-
>BUT I AM WILL, PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO ME! LOOK I EVEN PUT A TRIP ON SO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!
>So guys, about this car mee-
>LOL I MET DANNY IRL HAHA HERE'S A PIC!
>HAHA HE SO DID, WE DROVE EACH OTHER'S CARS HOW COOL!
>So the car meet, wha-
>LOL RIBENA IS A RAPIST PAY ATTENTION TO US WE ARE /soc/!!!!!
>So what about the fucking car mee-
>LMAO UR CAR A SHIT HAHA PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!!
You know that you aren't going to get to the meet if you don't have a car/bike, right? Are /soc/fags so incapable of organizing a meet that you need to crash ours and make it about some tripfags that no one cares about?
Gee I wonder if only real trainfags own locomotives and tracks
kek
Difference being you are all meeting up to compare your 1.1 clios with eachother.
>comparing cars
No, we are meeting up to collectively experience a drive on one of the top British driver's road, and to have a good time with likeminded people. The fact that you think we're going to compare figurative penis lengths speaks volumes of how fucking /soc/ you are. You will stand out like a sore fucking thumb at the meet and I doubt you will feel particularly welcome.
Only ricerfags and stancecucks go to meets to compare their cars (ie dick lengths). Veeky Forums isn't really that sort of board.
Yeah, but no.
It's to go on a comfy drive and watch a Micra roll over as the driver runs out of talent.
>we are meeting up to collectively experience a drive on one of the top British driver's road
In a 1.1 clio
I think the next OP needs to include some info about the route we're taking, because right now it does look like one of those shitty meets rather than a group of people coming together for a fun drive.
So, what do you drive?
Your dick into your boyfriend's arse, doesn't count.
The less information in the OP the better. The google docs link should be removed too. Giving too much info in the OP leaves us open to more faggot gatecrashers like faggot-kun here
did i insult your clio?
Jokes on you I drive a Honda Jazz
>Implying I have a Clio.
That's cute. There's only one Clio signed up so far, and it's the RS version, which isn't a 1.1
You've still to let us know what you drive.
>RS
It's a GT isn't it? A 1.6?
>gatecrashers
how can we gatecrash when it's an open invitation user?
>/soc/ being invited anywhere
I thought the whole purpose of your little pustule of a board was that you had abosultely no other way to "socialise"
there aren't any 1.1 k11 micras it's 1.0 or 1.3
Well that's a grossly twisted an exaggerated recollection of events. Hell I've been keeping posting to a minimum just so I wouldn't come off like as much as a cunt as you made out. Still coming though so be happy you get to berate me in person you fucking aspie
>a literal "say that to my face fucker not online see what happens" post
Here's your (you)
>tripfag harping on about (you)s
THE IRONING
Stop giving them attention.
Well now that the argument is over, maybe we can go back to talking about cars and the meet. Favourite driver's car under £1500?
No it's mine, it's a 2 litre
Who's the cunt bringing a GT then?
Gt what? Go look at the spreadsheet
A couple of threads ago an user was gonna either come in his Clio GT or buy a Clio GT and join the meet.
I thought that was you.
FIGHT
This is where the whole 'anonymous image board' system starts to break down a little.
I totally want to show up to an automeet in something like pic related sometime, just to fuck with people. Maybe engine swap it so it's got ridiculous acceleration.
Never heard of a clio Gt, mines listed as rs 182 on the spreadsheet
3rd gen Clio is when Renault started doing a GT
Micra
Someone add me into SEKRIT CHAT.
[email protected]
Done.
Ka
How many Micra's do we genuinely have going, is it just me and will or are there more? I love all this Micra banter :3
More MX5s than Micras or Kas now.
2 micras, 2 kas, 3 mx5s, 2 bikes, one aw11, one scoobaru, some other shit no one cares about.
bike represent, carfags go home
wow rude
>my starlet is classed as shit no-one cares about
okay.jpg
>no swapped e30
>no starlet
what's this jap swapped E30 about
>inb4 1.0l micra engine
don't worry so is my E30, not like ours cost the price of 3 mx5's wew
my bad lads, no need to rub sand in your vaginas
>bragging about the price an e30
I'm just shitposting, no bully pls
you really hurt my feelings guys i legitimately nearly cried
ca18det
pls don't call the hurt feelings police
