/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station

youtube.com/watch?v=IcUBI-YVRY8

IF WOMAN CAN SURVIVE
THEY MAY FIND

No clue why the vox helmets have glass in the back, not big enough to turn your head around in like a bowl helmet, not like they have eyes in the back of their heads

Also where do the quills go?

all station vox were scalped for trophies

>vox mining suits
fuck off birbs

Please fuck my face.
t. Morena

sorry bb i'm no mouse

Maybe.

Talk to me more in game first

Haha, now to bastardize your work by making a vox version of this

>implying most of this server is old enough to drink

19th for Naomi is my waifu and I won't accept otherwise!

you're actually 20th

I don't care my message is still the same

>implying most people care about legal drinking age anyways

Will you be able to upgrade it with goliath hides like the regular suit?

it's fairly easy to do. he could just make it a child of the miner rig suit or add it to the check in the goliath plate code

Nice.

I'm okay with this

I'll fuck your face.
t. SJ

Great!

I'd rather fuck a woodchipper.

strawpoll.me/10842957/r

And ?

it's stupid that you think this strawpoll is even worth anything

>it's an Engineers and Atmos don't know what they are doing episode
>it's a Three Miners and No Materials episode
>it's a Hyper Extended episode

I want to apologize for anyone and everyone who I took about 5x longer than I should've to treat in the medbay if at all since I'm coming back to this game as a whole after months

>be a cripple
>have the captain and warden beat me to death so I can be cloned
>enjoy my new legs

>tfw you spare your waifu but she still succs you heartlessly

Why even live?

Antonio the god killer

i honked hard

eh

When is this getting added? I've seen people say nothing bad about it.

>been playing for 7 months
>probably logged 700 hours
>finally got a hang of nuke ops
feelsgoodman

She wanted you to be hers forever
Now you will always be part of her

>It is another "Antag busts into toxins and just fucks the place up wasting your time and effort" episode

STAY THE FUCK OUT OF TOXINS IF YOU DON'T KNOW HOW IT WORK REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>He created some explosions
>The AI memes that my shitty mix saved the station
I could get easy 7devs with that setup you god damn stupid dumb AI, I should have just bombed your core.

>try playin CM
>get banned for shooting some guy after we won

I will never understand banning for end round shit

he isn't me but yes i will get around to this

>implying sj didn't find love and settle down

that was her thanking you.

>knock out QM to succ
>someone walks in
>just make it look like i want to force drink them
>later think they're dead forgetting zombie powder stops their pulse and isn't just a meme stun
>somehow don't get lynched
>later finally kill him
>then try to succ an atmos tech
>SOMEONE WALKS IN
>tell them they wanted to be a burger
>they believe me
>borg walks in later on me succing a suicide
>ling bro tells borg to fuck off
>greentext
>mfw whole round

muh immershun

>Don't read the rules
>Get banned for not reading the rules and breaking them

Apparently this is to avoid clogging up attack logs, but wherever you agree or not doesn't mean you get to break the rules at your discretion

youtube.com/watch?v=3WDRxtd-2dQ

reposting brilliant idea from last thread
looking for coders to adopt it as their own

being near someone vomiting has a chance to make you vomit as well
Just imagine the clown popping radium during a trial and starting a chain reaction

Vote!

www.strawpoll.me/10843748

Where's the "they're all shit" option

W H E N

>4 AIs and no borgs
>6 medical staff and no chems
>5 engineers and no power
What a shitty fucking round

who is your favorite bartender?
favorite chef?

My favorite bartender hasn't played in ages
My favorite chef hasn't played in ages either

Vox bartender.

Nobody cares about chefs.

I don't know how the other 5 didn't cover for my utter incompetence though.

Kayahi is legitimately an intelligent, polite, and fun guy to be around

...

>favorite bartender
I forget his name but he was a grey who always did some sort of gimmick bar

You have it the other way around.

everyone looks naked to me

That's pretty hot desu

Update BYOND

I did, its on the latest version

Ask everyone what they're wearing before deciding to robust them.

What do you do as assistant?

What does it mean to greytide?

That was The "washing machine fucker" Eliminator16

Ive never seen half of that list as any sec job tho

>pick one
>i can't pick EVERYONE except the one I hate
it's the closest thing to a negative vote, fuck you

www.strawpoll.me/10843922

I tried making myself a gargle blaster. It was like a really shitty, sour scorpion bowl. I dumped it.

The gargle blaster should never be attempted.

You assist, sit around and do nothing, autism, hunt for antags, or just drink a lot.
Really, it's just the job for people who don't want to commit and have responsibilities like medical or science

Unless you mean what I do personally in which case I sit around in the bar and talk mad shit on everyone

Greytiding is being a nuisance by breaking things, stealing, going places you shouldn't, and generally making life difficult for others, especially sec.

Quick, claim your husbandos!

You are a nobody without a job, that wants it all like the megalomaniacal little devil you are.
Graytide is breaking into places because you want it all for the sake of wanting it all, just in case.
You care more about loot and equipment to make people fall over 90 degrees more efficiently than anyone else around you.
The station is your candy store, and you are a fat kid that wants all the goodies and eat everyone else's candy.

Probe please come back whatever it is I did I'm sorry ;_;

>What do you do as assistant?
Risk your life to raise your chances of not dying whenever your life is at risk.
>What does it mean to greytide?
When scarcity sets in. Assistants have to compete with among themselves for limited Insulated Gloves resources.

I claim fat albert, in the minuscule hope that he will return to us, one day

Yeah nah fuck you

I claim Intigracy, I really really really want to bounce on his fullmin cock.

oh
does that mean he's gone?

an assistant is a crew member with zero responsibilities and zero expectations placed on them
most of our assistants are bitter verteran players who don't give a fuck about doing jobs that serve the station any more

greytiding is a term in ss13 culture to describe lawbreaking non-antag assistants
they tresspass and steal, get caught, then yell 'SHITCURITY DINDU NUFFIN',

>yesterday at work
>talk with coworker
>go to toilet next door
>*fart
>you feel the stations structre shake around you
>it literally sounds like a genetecist-enhanced fart from ss13
>had no idea I could fart that loud

I mean I have the shits now and feel terrible, but that was kinda cool

Thas nasty

did you push your coworker down first

quills is CUTE

If anyone posts themselves giving a cum tribute to a picture of Yahir I will pay you real life money to your paypal.

Give a picture of yahir and i'll do it

I want sj to love me! I want the master of waifus to waifu me!

How much
Do you want it streamed or just a picture

How many waifus has he taken now?

Either/or.

5 bucks.

>5 bucks

Cmon pal, I've still got to jerk off here, physical labor should at least make it 10

Many, but now he has the only one that matters.