This is a firm that won LeMans so many times it got boring. This is the firm the brought all wheel drive to the fore in rallying. This is one of Germany's oldest, finest car manufacturers.
Yet they go with a slogan that sounds like it should be plastered on a Kinkos made banner hung up at the gifted and talented students classroom in an under-performing rural school district.
Ryan Foster
Are they outsourcing their adverts to china now too?
Juan Gomez
You guys used to be cool.
Cooper Anderson
Their identical looking shitbarges are pretty much in every popular movie too. Every luxobarge now looks like one too, even Americans are copying them.
Christopher Bennett
The world should have ended in 1998.
Grayson Martinez
>tfw Audi went to shit after dropping the legendary i5
Evan Johnson
What would consider a luxo barge? Their biggest sedan, the A7, is in my opinion fairly distinctive and has yet to be copied by any other manufacture AFAIK.
Chase Powell
>rock and roll has truly lost all meaning >it really fuckin hurts man
Connor Ward
A8 is bigger and as generic as it gets. The A7 looks distinct, mainly because its trying its hardest to look like a coupe.
Noah Mitchell
What's so wrong with this slogan?
Pls no bully, English is not my first language
Michael Baker
>should be plastered on a Kinkos made banner hung up at the gifted and talented students classroom in an under-performing rural school district. top lel
A8 is better for being "generic"
Nolan Myers
It's incredibly out of touch and fairly nonsensical. It sounds as if it was written by a bot, or a non-english speaker. There's no wit, it isn't memorable. "Rock n' Roll" isn't even the coolest genre of music in more (at least not in the minds of the feckless millennials they are trying to woo with this ad).
Christopher Brown
I doubt they're trying to woo millennials with this ad. Millennials are too busy paying off student loan debts playing super smash bros while vaping in their parents basements in between shifts at their minimum wage jobs. Take a look at people actually driving new A4s. 75-85% of them are middle aged women. Men buy the S4s and kids who can afford to buy them used to mod.
And don't think I'm knocking them, I'm an A4 owner myself. That's what led me to notice this. Honestly if you can manage to view this ad through the eyes of a 45 year old woman that spends most of her free time on her iPad swapping between Facebook and candy crush it probably sounds pretty cool.
Landon Peterson
>kids who can afford to buy them used to mod Just realized I worded this weird. Meant it as in "kids who can afford to, buy them used for the purpose of modding them"
Michael Jackson
>I doubt they're trying to woo millennials with this ad.
That depends on which definition of millennials you use. It can get really broad, up to and including people in their early to mid thirties who would be the market for an entry level luxury car. That said, you have a point about the other demographic. However, if they are targeting 45 year old women, why the focus on performance, handling, wheel size, paddle shifters and so forth - things the vast majority of women (and most non car enthusiast men) neither understand nor care about.
Logan Bell
I dunno, probably to keep up with BMW feature-wise and offer more option packages for people to blow their money on. It's not like those are all standard features afterall.
If they really cared about capturing the performance market they wouldn't have scrapped the manual transmission and glued a giant iPad to the dash.
Brody Morgan
45 year old women tend not to be obsessed about appearing intelligent
Robert Peterson
What do y'all think of the A5/S5? Does it have any real competitors apart from the e-class coupe?
Austin Green
>A7 >Distinctive >Has yet to be copied >Mercedes CLS-class >BMW 6-series Gran coupe
Sebastian King
>Rover SD1 pretty sure the CLS arrived before the A7
Leo Powell
I guess BMW's 4-series is in the same segment, but as is the case with most of Audi's cars the A5 and S5 are underpowered compared to their competition. Still though, I drive an S4 and I knew it wasn't as fast when I bought it, but I think Audi's selling point is that it's cheaper than an AMG or an ///M, and also retains most of the "luxury" features you wouldn't expect in a performance model.
Jace Sanders
>A5 >Passat with leather seats
Tyler Gonzalez
nice uninformed opinion m8
Chase Rogers
fine, CC with leather
Leo Fisher
That was one of Germany oldest finest manufacturers until VW purchased them and now they're nothing more than rebadged VWs with a somewhat nicer interior with an upmarketed price tag that doesn't reflect on the mechanical qualities.
Sebastian Evans
Just because most of Veeky Forums can't afford an Audi doesn't mean you can blindly cast aspersions.
Since the success of their all-wheel drive system set them apart from other German automakers, Audi has pursued a marketing style that favors engineering and technical superiority.
Jose Ortiz
Audi
Literally rebadged VWs with different interiors.
Cars made from a parts bin, upmarketed to fools.
> superior
lel
u dun goofed m8
Daniel Nelson
Found the guy who fell for internet memes
Aaron Watson
Found the idiot that overpaid for a VW.
Joseph Jackson
Found the genius who pretends that I said that I bought an Audi.
Owen Cook
It's literally just a econo shit box Volkswagen. Just let that shit go.
Matthew Powell
>Yet they go with a slogan that sounds like it should be plastered on a Kinkos made banner hung up at the gifted and talented students classroom in an under-performing rural school district. You're over thinking this. Sounds like maybe you're hyperventilating too. Go breath in your lunch bag.
Dylan Bell
It can't get incorrect, not broad. There are no millennials in their 30s.
Carson Roberts
your right they should have drawn comparison to dub-step
Cooper Phillips
the only audis that are vws with a different badge are the tt, a1, a3, and some (or all - i'm not terribly interested in suvs) of the q models
Andrew Reyes
Is their angle "Look how intelligent I am, I drive an Audi"?
Jace Martinez
Based on the TV ads with the slogan, the angle is more "look at all these intelligent features." The idea being that it isn't enough for a car to be sexy or fast any longer ("Rock n' Roll"), it has to have a world class entertainment system and every nanny state driver aid know to god.
Ryan Brooks
Is it look how intelligent the car is (thinking for the driver), or look how intelligent audi are for designing this car
Jordan Carter
>Is it look how intelligent the car is (thinking for the driver), or look how intelligent audi are for designing this car The former, "look how intelligent the car is." Basically priming the pump for the self driving take over. There's also an undertone of "look how intelligent you are for buying a practical safe car!"
Michael Torres
But the bullshit in the box doesn't harp on about how intelligent the cars features make it, just shit about alloys and steering wheel design etc. This ad sucks dick
Caleb Watson
I don't know where you live, but the in the US the higher end TV channels (BBC America, Golf Channel, FX) have been spammed with ads for this car that focus on the thinking for the driver aspect above all else. The screenshotted ad is from the Audi homepage, and is just for the launch edition, which has features called out in the text box.
Lincoln Torres
>This is one of Germany's oldest, finest car manufacturers.
Just let it go, mate. It became just an other soulless modern company, streamlined to milk as much money as possible, to please the shareholders. German here, i even drive one. But i only bought it for the galvanized body (no rust for the vital parts). And also for the simplicity. Mine has no features, 2.0 na, manual. And i plan to keep it for a very long time.
I couldn't care less about audi, or any car company. They are all the same now in therms of fucking you over. Stop being emotional towards corporations, there is only suffering from that. Also, stop buying the vag shit pls. It makes zero sense when you don't live in the EU. Parts are expensive and quality is not better than some toyotas.
Aiden Cox
>Just let it go, mate. It became just an other soulless modern company, streamlined to milk as much money as possible, to please the shareholders.
I realize that, but from a marketing perspective, Audi could use that heritage to their advantage, just as they could use their motorsport victories.
Instead they use the most autistic sentence of 2016. That was my point.
Jason Edwards
Oh, yeah, i forgot to adress that in my coffe fueled rant.
Fully agreed about that slogan. It's like some marketing intern did in in the last 5 min before the deadline.
I guess they stopped caring about marketing as soon as vw took over. Now the new management said "profit maximization! minimize the costs!"
Fuck audi anyway. As soon as my a4 repairs will get too expensive, imma buying a small pickup like the nissan navara and mounting some kawaii ralley lights. I'm sick and tired of modern car design. A cruder truck is just what i need right now to unrape my eyes.
Luke Thompson
oh okay i didn't have the context, i'm not american
Jace Green
B8.5 interior > B9 iterior and only avant, sedan only for amerifats.
Benjamin Collins
The BMW 4 series is way better in terms of performance, driveability and fun The A5 looks nice though
Aiden Morales
What's the point of Audi anyway? They're somewhat more expensive than Seat, but look the same.
William Campbell
Audi is inferior to BMW and Mercedes for various reasons.
Eli Ward
does any seat even have more than 4 cylinders?
Nathan Powell
> rock and roll well never die! > until Audi kills it rip in peace
Isaiah Ramirez
>Basically priming the pump for the self driving take over
This desu
As long as they still make cars for drivers I don't care. It means old people won't kill me and handicapped people are more free to do what they what.
Juan Flores
*drives fedora*
Josiah Hall
Just as autistic as your argument.
David Moore
aren't Seat cheaper than vw? and i think the new Seat models are nicer looking than audis
Thomas Young
The toledo has a v5 and the alhambra and leon has a vr6
Grayson Murphy
Same with Skodas. They're just aimed at different buyers.
The shame comes when Seat, underfunded, produces a faster Leon Cupra than a Golf GTI.
And even more ridiculous, is paying absurdly much more for a similar Audi when underneath, excluding the obvious interior differences, the cars are exactly the same.
Hence, yeah, VWs can still be considered a good choice, nicer interiors than a Seat, but an Audi, it's just plain retarded over a VW.
Blake Rogers
rock and roll is like 40 years old i'm 19 and my generation doesn't listen to it, at all and advertising cars to be "intelligent" isnt exactly a good selling point compared to "fast" or "luxurious"
Jayden Young
lol, 19 and he thinks he knows how the world of marketing works...
Josiah Rodriguez
>Intelligence is the new rock n' roll awful
I mean SOMEONE ACTUALLY THOUGHT OF THIS AND APPROVED IT
idiots.
Jack Ward
user, it's not 1998
Samuel Diaz
Okay, sell me this Intelligent car of yours then.
>lets go into the dealership and check out these cars >how about this car that's sexy, fast, fun, efficient, and luxurious >drive away with the intelligent car okay
Tyler Sullivan
You failed right in the first step of your logic.
Those cars aren't aimed at 19y olds.
Now close your tabs and leave. Go be stupid somewhere else.
Zachary Ramirez
>This is one of Germany's oldest, finest car manufacturers.
Audi happened in like 1970
Andrew Rivera
This slogan works because people who can barely afford a4's like to be told they're smart, hip, and cool.
Seriously if you can't understand this then you're a fucking retard autistic bitch boy.
Dylan Gomez
I think just most people like to be complimented and like to buy things that make them feel good about themselves. What do 'people who can barely afford A4s' have to do with any of it?