ITT when superior styling comes to a cross road with superior performance

ITT when superior styling comes to a cross road with superior performance.

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This is the most forced meme I've seen on Veeky Forums.

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>posts the biggest piece of trash

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I don't hate the stance of the car, but dude.

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REAL racers have REAL booboos

I wonder how hard the jap engineers are laughing right now that their grandma front wheel drive econobox is being riced out by dumb kids

They do realize that they are spending money on a chassis that was made for a grocery getter, right?

>compact car
>chassis

This is bait.

Or extreme mental disability.

>superior styling
>superior performance

posts stanced pile of shit

Unibody

>being this retarded

>a bunch of pictures smaller than 500x500

Shit thread you've got here OP

i bet this thing barely pushes 150hp

[picture of a cobalt ss]

[text saying that the cobalt ss is much better than the "weeb rice shitbox" honda civic si]

*something something heavy keys something something GM lied people died something something*

>your smart

thats not stance. its dumped. i swear everyone on Veeky Forums doesnt even know what stance is

his smart?

BECAUSE V-TAC BRAH

>superior performance

barely won. go away

>dumped
>stance
>dildos
Veeky Forums is gonna shit on this car for being too low, for having too much camber, being a Honda, or being FF. You're really gonna nitpick between dumped and stanced?

>honda

yes because people dont know shit between the two

lowered/dumped is "fuctional"

stanced is "form"

ever heard of function over form?

>OP image is functional
Fucking LMAO

this is stanced.

notice the wheels popping out?

stance is "form"

this is functional.

you can still drive normally


"functional"

now everyone knows the difference

he aint tuckin' so hes good
fuck outta here non honda lover

>done for cosmetic reasons
>functional

You might be one of the more retarded namefags on here.

>2 seconds
>barely

oh look, people who have never owned a honda or understand shit about tuning culture. as expected. bravo Veeky Forums bravo.

i explained the difference between the two so old fags like you stop spouting ignorant things. go back to your miatas

I'll just leave this here and let the butthurt commence.

I have this feeling that most stance fags know about coilovers and that type of stuff, but are useless when it comes to motors or ECU.

2 seconds for 50 more hp wow

this.
"its all for looks"
"stance will make her dance"

im all for lowering cars and all but practically breaking axles and camber kits is going too far. my buddy drove a stanced integra he was following me into a parking lot at a light you had to make a U turn i did that fine in my lowered integra. he however did a 3 point turn and held up traffic. fucking hilarious

>le silly wheels
>le dumped/slammed
>tuning culture

the TC is actually 2805lbs

>slammed rice
have to zigzag over speed bumps and worn out driveways
occasional bump steer
tires wear out 1/6 th quicker
bumpers fall off

>stance
high centre on a pebble
cant even drive in a strait line
tires wear out 9/5 sooner
oil pan and exsuast pipe fall off
half shafts and lower control arms disintegrate
subframes and bumper mounts turn invisible

too bad the cobat is a a literal piece of shit,it makes this comparison literally irrelevant

the cobalt is the shittiest car ever made

It's that meme again.

Opinions aren't facts friendo

>superior styling
It looks like a commuter from every angle. Not the best looking Honda by a long way.

What was that?

>hondafags this butthurt

>hundreds of people killed and disabled due to faulty ignition switches are an opinion, not a fact

nice butthurt

the cobalt is a piece of shit, the worst piece if shit of all time

deal with it

>le gm is shit meme
you deal with it princess. You won't listen to reason or fact, so why should I try?

The cobalt has ruined more white trash lives than crystal meth.

>GM fangirl full on the denial kool-aid
the cobalt is shit that is a fact, and it is shit because it is a cobalt, there is the reason

look kiddo, we can do this the easy or the hard way, you accept the fact that the cobalt is a shitpile, and we both move on, or i will forever remind you how much of a shitpile it is everyday

2 seconds around a 90 second track is a lot
also that new golf clubsport beats the golf r by 20 seconds round the ring with 40hp less so hp is an overrated factor

>it isn't a stanced piece of shit so it's good

good

opinions still aren't fact buddy. I can claim all of Honda shit for refusing, despite the NHTSA's insistence, to expand their airbag recalls, which have ruined more lives than the Cobalt ignition problem.

just because a fact hurts your feelings doesn't mean it's somewhat an opinion now

the cobalt is shit, this statement is a fact

> I can claim all of Honda shit for refusing, despite the NHTSA's insistence, to expand their airbag recalls, which have ruined more lives than the Cobalt ignition problem.
and why would i care?

sorry bud, it doesn't matter how hard you try, the cobalt is a piece of shit, deal with it

>woman driver
>hid
>foglights on
>painted wheels
>stanced
enjoy your daddy issue driver, broken oil pan, and general shit

that just looks like a nigger's cadillac when they don't bother to fix the airride suspension when it goes out

>this rustles the Hondacucks jimmies
youtube.com/watch?v=6lOlO67dC0M

>the cobalt is shit, this statement is a fact
Unless you can give further proof without referring to recalls, it's just an opinion.

its a cobalt, thats more than enough

>recalls not allowed
sorry i dont have to follow your rules

>mazdashit 3
>good

tip top kek

You again, fuck you bastard I fuck your mother. Cobalt is good car eat your own shit.

>cobalt is a good car

a good car does not turn off by itself

the cobalt is shit

>its a cobalt, thats more than enough
no it isn't.
Nice meming though.

And yes recalls excluded. it's to generalized. I can point to any car with even a minor recall, like that recall a few years back from Mazda about spiders living in the fuel system

>a good car does not turn off by itself
Try following recall orders, stupid

>TOYOTA IS SHIT A GOOD CAR DOES NOT KEEP ACCELERATING WHEN NOT TOLD TO
What now gay man?

kill yourself, namefag

>a cobalt isn't shit
denial

>recalls excluded
sorry that not how real life works

the cobalt is shit, deal with it

>having to give away your car because it had a defect
a piece of shit

>toyota is shit
das rite

Everything is shit then. EVERYONE recalls cars. Mazda, Ford, BMW, Ferrari, Bugatti, etc. All have recalled cars.

Picking on the Cobalt for a problem that's actually less dangerous than Honda's airbag problem (but got more media coverage because Fox News) is unfair.

The Cobalt is a decent car. Perfectly average until you get to the God-tier SS models

>by this logic every brand that has a recall is shit
HAHA troll all along, so clever much bait

>implying we are talking about brands

we are specifically talking about an individual car, the cobalt, which is shit

>(but got more media coverage because Fox News) is unfair.
KEK! nice load of bullshit

>The Cobalt is a decent car.
the cobalt is a piece of shit, deal with it

gonna need more than recalls buddy.

I hope you all die of preventable diseases, family too

>d-doesnt count!!
butthurt induced denial

cobalt is a piece of shit

deal

>we are specifically talking about an individual car, the cobalt, which is shit
You said Toyota is shit

Nice backpedal

>pictured, a vehicle hondacucks will never afford

kek, found the assmad mazdacuck

i didn't mention toyota first

NSX-R for easy point scoring. For more readily available contenders,

>DC2 Type R in that obnoxious yellow only a handful of cars pull off
>DC5 in Championship White
>FN2 in the Mugen aero kit

>implying anyone on here own a trim higher than si
>hiding behind your shiny new halo car to defend yourself against a car that's 9 years old
Step up senpai

>owning a honda is something to brag about

Like owning a sony clock radio, right?

A lowered vehicle will fare fine on a track. Not so much when something like gets stuck on a speedbump a la Vape'n'Scrape. That was done for the looks. "Racecar, bro."

Post your Honda. I want to see what sort of shitbox someone autistic enough to name themselves "HondaBro" drives.

still meming I see. Don't you ever get bored of this?

Newfag here. Why the fuck do people do that shit with their wheels? How can they even spin safely and not rub up against the inside of the car? How is this even practical/logical?

and that is Veeky Forums's entire argument on why stance is cancer.

Short answer
>It's an artform man! You just don't understand cuz you're a hater
>They don't.
>It isn't.

So all in all it's pointless as fuck.

exactly.

Is it possible to even "stance" without fucking up your car? Like doing it to a point where it's still a functional car? Pic related looks terrible.

Not really. Stance is all about getting the car obscenely low (which normally would just be called slamming it) with way too much camber (which angles the wheels and is dangerous), and stretching skinny tires on wide wheels (which is dangerous as fuck)

I honestly don't mind stance provided:
>the car in question is a show car trailer queen that never sees public roads (stancing is too dangerous for the road)
>the car has a proper airbag suspension to raise the car enough to be able to drive it onto a trailer without scraping everything.

It's kind of like jogging in high heels, so no.

Both of your reasons make perfect sense. Thanks for the answer friend.
Kek. I laughed.

that pic is the aftermath of a car that got stolen. Car was on bags and dropped to the frame. The thief didnt raise the car before driving off

he has a 2015 civic he financed "brand new"

Pic not related

>that ground clearance
>for cross- anything but dressing

>fwd
>performance
pick one fgt.

beh hav ya erd ov nigtive traval ?
uor evin jouince fur das mutter

Base model, I suppose?

I always thought that too user.

>4 door

LOVE this meme. ;^)

That looks like shit