What does it feel like to put your penis in a vagina?

What does it feel like to put your penis in a vagina?

Like a bag of sand

You really think Veeky Forums is the place to ask this?

What animal & age of the animal?

You'll never know as long as you own a iphone.

Put a finger inside your cheek, with any luck similar to that.

Suck your cheeks together and stick your finger in your mouth, it's like that but with your dick.

oh fuck, I thought this was /int/

maybe he tough we all got pussy on the regular, because cars.

I mean, I'm drowning in vaginal fluids here.

It's sad that this is the most accurate answer so far.

20 god damn seconds

>implying bitches get wet for sedans

You speak like an urban youth, and by that I mean a retarded-ass nigger.

Feels pretty good, like really really good.
Then theres the terrifying moment when you both wake up in the morning hungover as fuck and cant find a condom anywhere.
>tfw accidentaly creampie a good looking woman

This

Veeky Forums is the most normalfag board on Veeky Forums

Most people here have achieved at least some degree of success in life, since they could afford to buy a car and all that.

And then there's the occasional sperg like me, who is still without a license and knows a lot of shit, but only in theory.

At the risk of starting a shitstorm, sex does not equate to success

It actually does.

Not trying to start a shit storm either but he did say "some degree".

Also sex is a bit like drugs.

salty milk and coins

The actual feeling of the penis in the vagina is secondary. The best part is feeling her skin against yours, knowing you're joined in the most primal way.

Vaginas vary. I've fucked a couple tons but only one ever felt significantly different from my hand in a good way.
>Bright red hair
>Carpet matched the curtains
>"Puffy" nipples
>Pussy became noticeably hot when turned on
I've never fucked another girl who had all these qualities to know if it's some kind of package to look for

Like reaching your hand between the leather seat and arm rest to get the freshly unwrapped fun-size Snickers you inadvertently dropped there when you were distracted by the sight of a guy in the next car over who was _______________.

Fill in the blank.

warm penis in vagina are sign of syphilis

Nah

its alright m8

You know all the depressed thoughts you have in your head? Imagine it was all gone for a few minutes, and you were happy.

That's what it's like.

Now that's DEFINITELY drugs

>buy plan B
>creampie her for the rest of the day before she takes it

No it doesn't

Yes, it does you virgin.

Also the second most furry board, not counting /trash/.

>25% effective
lel
also this fucks up women bad. imagine needing to take one of those epic chilli shits thats so bad it gives you a boner until you drop it but for like 3 days

There's a weird sort of irony to the worst shitposter on the board saying this.

>make 1700 a month
>still get pussy

You just suck at life, fagboi

How is it ironic? You're obviously just a butthurt virgin.
Sure you do.

Like sticking a finger in her mouth but with your penis and also snakes

But i did, eventually.
And naw, we were pretty bad.
We ended up spending a good 3 hours with the spins trying to rehydrate.
I was also trying not to piss her off because she has a shortfuse and has a blue belt in BJJ.

>The only sex anons have is drunk sex
>"not significantly better than my hand"

least you fags are better than the redpill 'girls should love introverted assholes like me'

>Veeky Forums is the most normalfag board on Veeky Forums
>on Veeky Forums
That really isn't saying much...

With a condom it doesn't feel like anything

We try to keep it one-hunnit.