Love Live School Idol Festival General - /llsifg/ #806: Yohane Episode Edition

Yoshiko is love, Yoshiko is life, Yoshiko is my waifu

Our Private Life - Mari
"Aqours' little demon's giving us some serious trouble"

C'mon, stop making that face.
Why don't you stop being such a grumpy little demon and have a drink?
Take it easy
I bought it just for you!

Sheesh, Yohane sure takes things seriously.
Not like missing one bus is that big of a deal, right?
Another one's gonna come sooner or later as long as we wait here.
And waiting isn't so bad, isn't it?
Just a short break
Oh
Maybe this is our reward for going shopping for the rest of the team?
Yes, that's gotta be it!
This is our reward for working so hard and lugging this load around on such a hot day
A reward from who? From God up in heaven, of course
... Oh.
...
Right, Yohane's a demon who's on pretty poor terms with God.
I'm so sorry!
Then it's gotta be a present from Lucifer, down in Hell?
Yeah, let's go with that.

Hey, Yohane.
I think the way the Japanese take things so seriously all the time is one of their merits, but you know that angels and demons are foreigners here, right?
So, it wouldn't hurt to be a bit less fussy.
Just enjoy the moment
Let's enjoy positive thinking

YohaMaru a cute.

Mari or Riko. Which side are you on?

These are the best pairings
if you disagree your taste is shit

Different canon.

You.

we can go to the wiki, fuck off.

The one that's not headcanon

WHY NOT BOTH

You canon is a magazine page?

Our Private Life - Dia
"We all get a bit more daring in the summer. Why don't you come join us?"

"Dia seems like the type to get embarrassed about wearing swimsuits"
People say that about me a lot, but I'll just have to let them down.
Despite what they think, I am still the daughter of this town's local fisherman.
I don't particularly object to wearing swimsuits.
And, unlike Ruby, I don't lack confidence in my figure, either.
Hehe.
But, I'd rather not get sunburned, and I'm not fond of the heat either, so I'm not constantly jumping into the sea at the drop of a hat like You and Chika do, though.

But, on hot days, when the sun hangs low in the sky, like right now,
I do sometimes change into my swimsuit and go swimming, after I finish taking a walk.
I like to swim a bit every now and then, like I did when I was little.

Dipping into the cool water, I slowly head towards the small buoy floating out in the open sea.
With that bobbing buoy to mark the distance, I swim one or two laps.
No need to rush.
Since Kanan just happens to be there too, we chat about nothing in particular.

Meanwhile, our bodies relax amidst the sound of the waves.
It's nice to do this every now and then, isn't it?
I hope you'll be able to join us here soomeday.
The faint, gentle seaside breeze will soothe your heart.

Dengeki articles are all the same canon, friend.

I can only assume you are falseflagging at this point

>not wanting to see other people's version too

I like every ship that includes Yohane.

Reminder that this ship officially has absolutely nothing going for it. Not a single canon interaction, no nicknames, no closeness, nothing

Lol if you seriously trust any translation the fucking Love Live wikia shits out

Even yohatake?

I only meant the Aqours girls, obviously.

>EliUmi over NozoEli
No

Needs more sisterly bond between Mari and Yoshiko.

Yes.

Still more canon than YoshiRiko

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>Not loving the demon sisters
Pleb taste detected

My comrade

God bless Sunrise for creating this dog

Any official media is canon. You can't just decide to ignore one piece of the franchise to further your agenda.

The fat whale can go sex up the anorexic gremlin
it's a perfect match

Need to take it slow.

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She can go shopping with both m8

Chikafag is cumming buckets to this

stop being such a furfag.

>one pinup
>after being added to other medias was promptly removed
Only reason you can still say that is that they won't reprint the magazine to retcon it there too

That's not what furfag means.

I don't even mind YoshiRiko in theory but I want to punch the living daylights out of every single one of its clinically retarded, confrontational, deluded asshole shippers who spill their shit over every thread and pretend they're somehow superior to any other crack ship

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a.pomf.cat/xerghr.mp3

furryfag then?

Nico and Yoshiko have so much fanart together
it's pretty amazing

>one hour of homework every off-day
>still dumb as a brick
Amazing.

Nice photoshop.

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Shh you'll trigger the yoshikoniggers.

Did you forget that the creators specifically said Yoshiko is smart?

She's the new nico, they say. Even though they're seemed different.

blah blah faraday blah blah

It's bestiality if it's an actual animal without any human traits.
That idolized event Eli tho...

Do tell me when.
>high schooler can't add and subtract

Did you forget that Yoshiko has shown herself to be nothing but a dumb cunt?

You can go and check for yourself.

>I love Yoshiriko
Same

>both annoying attentionwhores who have different personas and like to call themselves little devils
They're basically the same person.

shhh you'll trigger the kotoriniggers

>demonic ritual in the middle of the night
>Shiitake gets summoned
>he takes her so hard she loses consciousness at 12 am
>when she wakes up she forgot what happened from the shock she got that night

This argument only exists because Yoshiko was said to be smart but it's assumed they reconned it because she is bad at math in one canon.

She's not that annoying, though. And she doesn't sound like a bad person.

>in one canon
It's the same canon

Can anyone tame this beast?

i miss doing homework
i didn't do it often, but i miss it

>She's not that annoying
Yes she is. Being annoying is her entire personality.

>said to be smart
>retconned

They didn't remove that from her profile, tho.

Do you think all autistic people are devoid of any intelligence just because you only see them act retarded?

She's actually pretty funny, and doesn't sound like a bitch.

i know all autistic people are annoying but the ones i've met have all been smart

Spinoff where Yoshiko is the MC and harem lead. Y/n?

The majority of autistic people have an intellectual disability and far below average intelligence so you just proved my point

So you understand not to judge a book by its cover.

Yoshiko is a good girl, that's why she has a good body figure.

Only autistic person I met had a severe case of autism but I would hold it against them. Because you know, they are legally retarded. The opposite of smart. Sure they might show bouts of insight from time to time but they almost always act as the retards they are

The ones you met were probably aspies, not pure autists

Eating french fries with Ruby!

which one is assburgers

>doesn't sound like a bitch
>was bitchy in the GK drama track
>was a brat to Mari in the new dengeki spread
She is a bitch and she isn't funny either.
>hehe is this earth XD? haha bag on head!!!!! she's so random and funny!!

Yoshiko isn't dumb. She just sleeps through math class because she stays up all night preparing for occult rituals.

I think Yoshiko is less annoying. None of the girls are exact copies of muse girls anyway but you can tell Maru = Rin, Ruby = Pana, Chika= Honoka , Yoshiko = Nico... etc

>those bazookas
Is she really Kotori's daughter?

Ruby is probably the type of shitty sibling that would eat the pudding you were saving for later.

Eh, how is that bitchy? she just sounded like a spoiled kid.

Actually she falls asleep before she can go through with them.

Spoiled kids are bitchy.

>didn't do her math homework
She just hates numbers. Dumb broad

>2nd smallest in the group, b cup at most
lol ok.

Kotori's got pretty good tits, too.

>smallest
Maki and Honoka are smaller than Yoshiko's yoshi, though.

Spoiled kids aren't bitchy because they are kids. A teenager acting as a spoiled kid is bitchy.

He's obviously talking about Aqours, not those ugly hags

>itt people don't understand and misuse the term bitch
Really? I know you guys are better than this.