/owg/ - Overwatch General

You forgot Junkrat and McCree.

hey /owg/ let's tell each other about good things that happened to us

today i just reached level 100

+50 armour to torb and bastion and +50 shield to the rest

Tea time

feel guilty, user?

Go back.

>things that never happened

Zarya nerfs when?

2 Lucios or a Lucio and reinhardt?

They should just mute the chat.

>5 year old
>Playing widow
Sounds about right

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>letting your children play mature online games with strangers
>not even disabling ALL forms of communication for their child

git gud

>ow
>mature

how do you play Offense heroes
i always see my friends playing Genji/Reaper/Tracer and they got tons of kills everytime they picked those heroes
yet whenever i try them i always get destroyed even if i stick to my teammates or try to flank

Parents can't do anything wrong or be held responsible for shit their kids get into user :^)

I bet it was another 11 year old kid who said that

Why doesn't everyone just do this? When I get caught shitposting I just close the thread, check another board, and wait for it to get deleted then get back at it again.

Well it's not my fault the 11 year old kids are always on my team

predict when the enemies are going to shoot you when they see you and use your mobility and shit to dodge it while shooting. at least thats how it works for tracer

>allowing 11yo kid to play an online game
LMAO

S76 is pretty easy to play and versatile af
you should try it out, just recquires a bit of aim (unless the ulti)

Who's good on volskaya defense?

>junkrat now has secondary fire that lets him set up bombs that detonate with a hotkey, making him actually good at holding a choke point without having to autistically fire bombs down it like a retard

>hanzo now has the ability to slow fall and double jump, remove his sonic bullshit arrow and replace it with an arrow that fires a slowing AoE thing onto the floor so he can actually hold choke points

>bastion and torb are just shit conceptually and you can't fix it

>mei's secondary fire now freezes the target for 0.5 seconds when it hits, her ice wall has a very small DPS around it that slows for a small amount but gives her ult charge quickly when enemies sit near it

>tfw I was 10 when I played my first online game

I am 21 now and look how great I turned out!

>mixing three different English dialects

Literally unreadable.

I legitimately JUST now found out McRees ult isn't called High Noon.

D.va

Marry, Fuck, Kill

Marry Mercy

Fuck Pharah

Kill Tracer/Mei

>mei's ult is now destructable

Marry Tracer

Fuck Widow

Kill Symmetra

Pharahs ult is justice reigns from above but everyone mistakenly thinks it's rains.

you can't kill what you can't see.
Ever saw the actual fucking drone coming at you? That shit is practically invisible

>Team doesn't shoot the enemy while you block their damage with defense matrix

#Justrank40things

Kill me

>Zarya buffs when?

Marry Mercy
Fuck Symmetra
Kill Tracer

>not teaching her to shitpost back

Don't insult me or my sister's daughter again.

Marry Tracer

Fuck everyone else

Kill Symmetra after fucking her

Marry implying any of them would marry me

Fuck implying any of them would have sex with me

Kill myself

>game is rated T
>11 year old playing it
>feel guilty, user?

No, I feel like her caretakers are doing a shit job at parenting.

>be tracer
>score a really nice quadruple
>"that will be potg for sure"
>get potg
>shutdown
>it's me missing an entire clip on a zarya and finish off an ulting s76

underrated post

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Marry Mercy
Fuck Tracer
Kill both niggers

Anons why don't the Koreans that have migrated to the North America severs understand objective based gameplay?

Reminder that being above rank 75 means the black hand of fate will send the MMR assassins after you.

I want D.va to spank me.

Make this guy into a hero

>have 2 lvl 13s and a lvl 6 on my team
>their team are all near or above lvl 100

Marry D.Va I'll fuck her eventually
Fuck Widowmaker
Kill Mei fat chink Eskimo cunt

Second box of the day, what is in it?
It better not be more disappointment.

Marry Mercy
Tenderly make love to Mercy
Kill nobody

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What would his kit be?

white blue blue white

Get in line.

Comp

Tracer as MC.

The idea that McCree will ever be balanced.
Forget it Blizzard its never going to happen.

McCree is OP and he needs a nerf in every patch

>SLUT POTENTIAL

What did he mean by this?

What's the 50/50 meme?

Excellent taste user

tfw people at 55 telling me that zenyatta is garbage and I should switch to "a real healer"

>MFW Blizzard was so retarded that they actually made being an MMR assassin simpler than in DotA 2 by showing who exactly are the top season players at all times.

WHY THE FUCK PEOPLE IS SO AFRAID TO PUSH IN THIS GAME?

They so much obsessed about having a good kdr or what?
I dont fucking understand this.

That 20 tickrate is acceptable

AUTISM

>They're on offensive Ana.

can't get out of 50-60 hell. stuck at 56. mainly playing lucio. should i play someone else to try and climb out of this hell hole?

But she literally has the most MC potential.

>super positive attitude and rightfulness
>best friend animal companion
>edgy rival
>scary backstory

>playing a fun match with a group of people who are all chill and roughly equally matched
>match ends
>matchmaking kicks me out of that group for no reason to throw me into some already losing game in progress on my least favorite map with team of horribly picked heroes all arguing with eachother

Marry Mercy
Fuck Mercy
Kill All the rest
>Heroes Never Die!
Repeat

Mercy x Genji
Ana x S:76

Is Mei a virgin?

>not killing d.va
seriously the most fucking annoying voice, even tracer doesnt trigger me that much

HAHA TIME TO PRACTICE MY A P M

NERF THIS

cant carry with lucio if youre team is bad. if you dont play with a group, you need to be able to carry some games. good genji or roadhog can carry really good

I was literally just about to post about this.

>there are still people who play this game without know that you actually have to push into chokepoints to capture objectives

Fucking christ. I know quick play is quick play and that justifies itself for any retarded behaviour in it but I would think that by now at least 95% of the player base would know how to win 2CP maps.

I tried typing to my team that as Reinhardt, they should be pushing in when I push in and not sit there and do nothing while I get swarmed and immediately die. Instead of just actually moving when I do, one of them switching to Widow to try and outsnipe their sniper and one goes Genji and flanks all on his own and never once attempts to team up with us.

I should really just stick with ranked.

>play with friend who is rank45
>only childrens are using mics

[WAKE ME UP]

How the fuck do you attack when there are 2 turrets and a bastion being protected by a reinhardt. And a Hanzo and Ana sniping from the back? Fuckin ree

Yes.

No-one wants a fat chink.

>I main D.Va
>Yet I agree
I like D.Va as a hero, but god do I fucking hate her as a character.

Not even memeing but seriously why is it always the Hanzo who bitches that we need a healer.
I think we need a healer more than a shitty version of widowmaker.

>lobby is full after a victory, everybody had fun and there is no sign or any players that will or have disconnected.
>'Not enough players searching for game' as it kicks you out to the main menu and starts a search for you.

Dyanamic queue.

Fuck that shit. I'm sick and tired getting stuck with a premade of shitter friends who accomplish fucking nothing and because I got paired with them I have to face a team of focused fuckers with complimentary picks.

This was the third match today where I got matched with a 4 or 5 man and got golds across the board. Take your shitter friends to fucking quickplay you faggots.

Ask a pro Hanzo anything.

Hanzo Ult, junkrat ricohets, D.Va ult.

Granted, the rest of the team has to also do something useful when the time is right.

what site is that

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