I finally lost my virginity (25) and I want to die.
> Fall in love with the nicest cutest girl in 2008. > We drift apart until a week ago, we run into each other. > She is visiting town for a few days, so I say she can crash at my place. > Night 1 > We watch a romance movie and we start to cuddle. > Movie ends and I decide this is the time to make a move. > Ask of she wants the D > "I just had my period" > We just kind of talk the rest of the night, she mentions that she's a "slut" > Completely heartbroken that my dream girl is a slut and just pretends to be innocent. > She talks about her fetish, mention cuckolding. > She is a psychologist major and is interested in it. > After a while I go to sleep on the couch. > Night 2 > "Let's go to a bar cannon" > We end up going, she looks so hot, glad she is with me. > The night progresses and she gets tipsy and starts making out with another guy. > She says, just play around and I'll take your virginity > Night progresses again we are all at my place and they are basically spooning > She grabs his hand "we can use anons room" > She looks at me and says I can come too > I follow, thinking wew a 3way lol > ( Get fucked hard asked to stand in corner and watch naked and can't jerkoff) -skipping part > He nuts him her then leaves > "D-d-didnt you say you might get pregnant" > "It's ok I'm on birth control, lay on the floor" > She pops a squat on my face and tells me to eat her out > This whole time ive been erect, and I'm eating her creampie > I want to die because of how my life has turned out. > She asks me if I remember what she promised. > She grabs my dick and slides it into her snatch, then gets up and walks over to her cloths > "I'm going to take a shower user, don't make a mess" > I just layed there with my dick covered in slime > As soon as the shower turned on I broke down crying > I cleaned up I'm the sink and went to sleep on the couch because I didn't want to see her again > Next day she was gone
Don't be a cuck
Justin Flores
What's your favorite Vita-related wallpaper, Vitagen?
Camden Jones
Let's try this one more time. Anyways, Shiren is pretty cool game. I spent several hours winding through those dungeons at Nekomanata village and I got pretty nice equipment. Has anybody else done that? I think it may make the easier.
Isaiah Nelson
Busy playing Persona 2 rn, but will buy it as soon as I can.
Samuel Perry
Upvoted
Camden Young
mfw everyone being so butthurt is only fueling the homebrew posting
Jonathan Rivera
Ion is not a semen demon Jannu is gone Post PSN profiles Hbg is welcome here
Joshua Hill
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Aaron Thompson
Post a Vita screenshot
Owen Foster
Reminder that /hbg/ picked up the cross to become 24/7 tech support for retards, please use that general for tech support and homebrew discussion.
I'm not even against homebrew, I think it's cool as fuck but please don't turn vitagen into a POO IN LOO callcenter.
Austin Diaz
ooooh interesting. the ones in the dungeon center? ill try it out if you know some relatively easy ones.
Thomas Thomas
The only good singing waifu is a singing waifu that's a couple of universes away from you. Forgive me Ion.
Nolan Long
Guys are you enjoying the new dangan anime? I found it really better than expected; shame they didn't make a game out of it instead of UDG. >The Vita piracy will be reverted back to square one and lead to nowhere. I sure wish so. I pirated the hell out of games in the past, but the Vita is too important for me. Pic related
Justin James
>Hbg is welcome here Love you senpai. May PNG screenshots be in your future.
Pic related until I'm not lazy enough to do more.
It hasn't been that though? Thus far I've only seen actual discussion about the result, not the implementation or process of.
Elijah Reyes
This. Homebrew is fine and all but it doesn't fit into this topic. Go to the homebrew general to discuss those things.
Jack Baker
Successfully pirated my first Vita game
Christopher Myers
Rollen 123 Shishishiren 456 Galgalgalgun 789 EeeeeeeeeDF 000 Muster the courage to do "that"
Jeremiah Hughes
How?
James Murphy
Yes, there's an underground mansion and It's easy for newcomers. There's 99 floors that you can traverse if you want if you're feeling frisky.
Jeremiah Campbell
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Carson Garcia
Why do some companies feel the need to plaster their name on screenshots?
Jose Thompson
>I have VHBL installed on vita but I'm confused on how to install emulators and their roms can someone help me out?
>Anyone try Neo Geo games on Vita yet?
>if I get a vita and it has 3.51 or less can I still hack it?
>PSP games on 3.60 Vita homebrew when?
Haha please fuck off.
Kevin Stewart
Rintojen sex
Parker Powell
Okay we not gonna use "that" now
Caleb Torres
Pervert
Henry Hernandez
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Owen Foster
Do not worry You will surely get the loli
Caleb Lee
Please do not misuse the spoiler feature.
Isaiah Clark
Wow this totally isn't cherry picked or biased and clearly reflective of the whole! You sure convinced me, nice job.
Back to hbg/the noose with me.
Aiden Thomas
I think I messed up somewhere
Julian Sanchez
Told you not to call me that in public, mom
Aaron Scott
Take it to the /hbg/
Sebastian Wood
Friend, you literally just stole my screenshot from the last thread.
But I forgive you. Also don't pirate, m'kay?
Gabriel Adams
How did you get that theme user
Brandon Sullivan
Did you use google translate, user?
Liam Rogers
Why do you think Vita themes are so expensive? If anyone could do it, they'd be free
Caleb Lopez
Yes.
Jordan Perry
Enjoying the game, user?
Chase Bailey
The actual explanation was I, the person who took that screenshot, applied that custom theme but it doesn't work on 3.60 for who knows why (the author said they made it specifically for 3.52).
I moved on to another one.
Mason Barnes
Yes you did, it's supposed to look like this
Ayden Powell
>finally look up some gameplay >you pick a scene and position, then the girl does some basic animation >you take pictures >that's it
Evan Adams
What's in that homebrew bubble?
Bentley Turner
variety of emulators
Robert Scott
You date them too. The Sonicocommi game is the same thing but with better graphics.
Hudson Bennett
This
William Martinez
Yeah, it's really high quality relative to other Vita games. I can see why it's getting mostly 5 stars on amazon.
Jonathan Price
Homebrew
Ryan Rodriguez
How do I get these emulators on my Vita? Isn't it illegal? How complex is the process?
Aaron Diaz
I think the closest word for paizuri in finnish would probably be "tissipano". Or at least I can't think anything better word for that.
Christopher Perez
Watch out, the one guy is falseflagging to prove his point.
I'm fine with actual discussion about homebrew, but techsupport is definitely suited to /hbg/.
I woke up today and went to go play my day 1 launch ps vita and the screen wont turn on, after google turns out the inner screen cracked(wtf how?) and the only thing i can do is send it to Sony to fix for 130 or buy a new one for 160 which i dont want cause of the LCD vs OCD change, it just sucks cause i bought the vita for monster hunter which we never got and cause of that i dont want to spend the money to fix/get a new one. So now my back log of vita games will be eternal and i guess this is goodbye everybody it was a fun ride
John Kelly
We usually don't discuss it here. You need to go to the homebrew general.
Aaron Johnson
Why haven't you hacked your Vita yet?
Brandon Myers
ys viii cant come fast enough. this is suffering
Hunter Thomas
Is that in mGBA or gPSP/whatever?
Nicholas Sullivan
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Cameron Collins
Yes
David Peterson
Oh I didn't see the border.
Jace Foster
I have, but it runs like ass and you should go to /hbg/ and complain about it with the rest of them.
Zachary Perry
Tissipano from her would be heavenly.
Brayden Lewis
By bringing this shit to wrong thread
David Peterson
Just installed this, why does it show as molecular shell
Nicholas Reyes
I have a GBA and prefer to emulate the rest on my PC. Call me back when you guys can get PSP games on it.
Tyler Gomez
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Cooper Flores
Forcing your secret agenda again I see, nobody was complaining about anything.
Except you, as expected.
Welcome to the club, but try for actual tech support.
Carson Cook
I don't want to get my PSN banned
Matthew Edwards
Todellakin.
Lincoln Campbell
>Call me back when you guys can get PSP games on it. This. I want fucking metal gear Ac!d 2 on my Vita. Also the first Parasite Eve on europe.
Jayden Cox
How long utill we recover from this cancer, vitagen?
But I thought Vitagen was against homebrew. You guys are hypocrites
Chase Miller
So it's just emulation? The same shit we've had since the PSP days? Look, if there's no actual vita game pirating, then everything that people have been cheering about over the last few days literally makes no fucking sense. More emulation of the same fucking games we've had access to, many of which on our fucking phones, for years now.
Amazing. Please go to the homebrew thread and cheer about what a great achievement this is: Emulation on a system that a majority of people don't even have.
Benjamin Wilson
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Jace Flores
Probably a month or so. This homebrew won't last due to the nature of the program. Since it was announced early on, taking it down is even easier. Plus, Sony cares about money. Even if the hardware sales are dipping into the red, software sales more than make the system profitable. Anything that harms that is getting fully focused.
Ryan White
Maybe, but he didn't need that. There are already other posts about how a custom theme went wrong and what might be the problems, among other things.
Like I said before, it's going to create a bunch of posts that regular users are not interested in.
The ones who are above 3.60 certainly aren't interested and I imagine many are, in order to access stores and / or play online.
It's not a good fit when all the customization needs can be addressed in HBG.
James Cook
Someone said something about region free DLC which would be really nice
Luis Howard
Because homebrew = 100% piracy!!!
Fuck off.
Emulators are the first to anything though. And it's literally less than 48 hours since it's reached the scale it has, what do you expect?
Joshua Wood
But don't they have enough money from the expensive memory cards?
Wyatt Roberts
A month maybe two. The homebrew development is slow as shit so once people get bored of emulation we should be safe for two or more years.
Kayden Powell
You know, I hated her at first but she grew on me. Just wish she wasn't useless.
Caleb Sanchez
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Lucas Rodriguez
Chunni + Depressed is just so great Her Papillon class is incredibly powerful
Dominic Brown
>The ones who are above 3.60 Where are they?
There's definitely an option for "legitimate" and "less legitimate" Vita owners to partake in discussion in this general.
I still believe discussion instead of tech-support would be serviceable.
Mason Perez
Everything a homebrewed Vita can do I can do with a PSP
I also won't risk my 150 dollar weeb machine get bricked
Christopher Brown
Well, I guess I'll explore that class when I reach post-game.
Andrew Foster
Wait... Regina is 23
I wonder what she is doing when Shallie comes around. Maybe already married with a few kids, yet working her ass off on the mines.
Hudson Reyes
>what do you expect? To fucking shut the god damned hell up till you have something of worth. This shit is worth all the spam and shitposting over the past day?
Brayden Hill
she quit the mining job during atelier ayesha silly, there's lots of cutscenes about it
Nathaniel Sanders
Why are you getting so seemingly upset? Letting words control you?
Angel Torres
I expect >Can I pirate Vita games? >Can I pirate PSP games? >can I buy micro SD adapter because Sony cards cost actual money? >Is it pirated yet? >Why isnt it working? >What soft do I need to pirate Vita? >Where can I download? >Why isn't it working? >Pirated games when? for threads to come. Mark my words. Homebrew should be banned from here right now before we fall deeper into this shit. There is dedicated thread for this stuff.
Landon Scott
>Because homebrew = 100% piracy!!!
Who cares. It'll still be reported and taken down.
Maybe you guys will finally shut up when it happens, too.