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Tell her you live on the wild side, then fuck her in the butt, and wear your helmet while you do it.
"The grasshopper is a great bike, still fun to ride even after 9 years. I just promised to stop riding when I get married, so I have to sell now..."
quick reminder to never have social interaction. Autism masterrace.
Honda bikes made after 2002 are bland and uninspiring and if you own one you're bland and uninspiring too
This, women are dream killers.
Oh man this house move is killing me I was in the car for 2 hours just to pick something up, go 12 miles and drop it again. Can't wait till this shit is over.
>killing germans
I'm not trusting you then, fuck you.
I'm just posting stuff from my local craiglist.
since noone wants to be in a relationship with me because I'm a shit, I will always be able to enjoy gud stuff in life.
Get on my level normie plebs
>house is the most intelligent doc around and chose a honda
>there are people here that think they're smarter than house
I'm 5'7'' how far would I be leaning over if I got on an sv650s??
no u
i thought he drove a ducati scrambler or some other kind of cuck machine in the movie. Why is he sitting on that cbr?
90 degrees or go home pally
But no what do you mean? When standing?
>XR650R produced until 2007
You're only partially right.
xr650r were made until 07
what with the infatuation from Veeky Forums with big bertha?
the xr650r is an over-weight, antiquated beast beast. It doesn't do anything that a fuel inject 450 doesn't do better.
>I just promised to stop riding when I get married
lmao and he promised to give his balls away too
I don't even know what's going on any more.
I sure am glad I learned to handle skidz instead of just locking up and going down.
Because most of dbt don't ride dirt bikes nor do they know any better.
Why do people like 4 strokes in general?
they are overweight and designed to explode after 100 hours of riding.
It lasts a lot longer. Goes faster.
Can't we fuck with that guy somehow? What a disgrace
He has already been fucked over enough b y the whip.
we can't damage such a broken man.
>mfw bike made in 2002
house is also an actor, what if honda gave him the bike because their in damage control and losing trillions of yen from all the /DBT/ threads?
>implying people on dbt could afford a new Honda in the first place
About this much
>smashed his foot between the bike and the ground
no thanks
house doesn't care for money, he's 100% rational
that's why he chose honda because honda a best
I think Hugh Laurie owns quite a few motorcycles (non-fictional)
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who is hugh laurie?
we are talking about house, the best doctor in America
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>2pm
>eating yogurt with oats in the kitchen at work
>qt 6/10 russian chick that's visiting from another office comes at the kitchen, opens fridge
>(cue Russian accent) "oh no I forgot my lunch"
>looks at me with a sadface
>"I have some spare yogurt and strawberries in the fridge, you can mix that with the oats I brought too"
>hesitates and grabs a yogurt, I insist end she ends up grabbing two yogurts and the strawberries
>starts cutting the strawberries, straight up asks "so how's Tinder user? got a girlfriend yet?"
>"Oh I quit about 6 months ago, I'm taking a timeout"
>blablabla she rambles about some madmen she met, says yeah it can be tiresome
>"So me and the girls are going out tonight, do you want to come with us?"
>"It's very sweet of you to invite me Petra, but I don't have a lot of fun going out"
>"why?"
>"It does nothing for me, I get bored"
>"oh okay"
It is becoming increasingly clear I was born to shitpost and work on my bike.
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Dear /dbt/
Give me a list of models that are very similar looks wise to a Ducati SportClassic Sport 1000
Trying to get my hands on one here in my state in Aus is proving pretty difficult
I wish i could meet someone as autistic as you are
House plays Hugh Laurie, so we're talking about the same god.
they play together?
are they twins, they look similar
except for highways and pew pew and hauling two people
lmao!
I like their sound
mad autist detected
>how bout you eat DAT DICK LMAOOOO
and you don't like the sound of a 2smoke?
youtube.com
WHo in their right fucking mind is going to buy the 2015 Norton Commandos for the fucking 40k (AUD) price tag they have set on them?
They look like a standard street fight and there's not one special thing about them. I just cannot see them selling at all...
Not to mention they're uglier than the Thruxton
faggots user, faggots
not that much, if I could build one I would want basically a two stroke with 4 stroke sound.
>dat light and simpleness
>dat smell and smoke
but the sound is meh.
baby boomers will.
im back guys
4 strokes sound like someone farting in a can and no person in the history of mankind has made a good fake 4 stroke sound.
Anyone can go badingdingding though, you are more autistic than i am brain damaged you should know this wr anton.
>40K aud
Fucking christ, I kinda like the thing but I think even 16K US is a little much, that's just insane.
what the fuck are you on about
British motorcycles carry a premium. I will admit that I don't understand what the point of Norton is nowadays though
>tfw no twin rotor Norton Commander
making fake motorcycle sounds, it is the main reason why 2 strokes are superior.
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You're incredibly confused.
Cost more than an 1198.
Makes no sense they are much cheaper to build.
I don't get what you mean man
if I dart in a tin can and play it on loop will it sound nice?
and what does being able to reproduce the sound with mouth have to do with how good it sounds?
you're just not autistic enough to understand
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lol is she taking a pic of you?
why does the Kawa look like a stanced Africa Twin?
africa twin doesn't have snorkels :/
>wash textile jacket
>still wet
>throw that shit on and hit the freeway
>bone dry
Motorcycles are the best, guys.
why not?
lel
I love me some snorkels
lol duno
>heading home again
Ayyy I have the same tomtom
>4channing while driving
love it
dbt i havent ridden my road bike in over 2 weeks, whats wrong with me?
don't even have a desire to ride it...
post more
suchen.mobile.de
I am now seriously considering the older 600 ninjas or my A2 even if they have like 5 times the HP of my first bike
yolo amirite?
you need a bike that you really want.
SNORKELS
Yolo bro fucking do it
man why don't you just get a cheap xt, ride it one year and sell it later?
You prob have a shit bike m8
>mfw every time I ride my GS it's like my first time all over again
Literally GOBS OF TORK
>because it's not green
:^)
except when you would be talking about this beauty right here:
suchen.mobile.de
AWW SHHEEEEEEEIT SON
whad you thinken of this QT next to the ZX 7
They look happy as fuck man!!!
Both QT3.14s
srsly I'm talking to a 660 or something: you get to save money when you don't use the car, have a bike for SEM and stop being miserable
Compared to the dirt bike it seems like a gutless pigfat shit if im honest.
just can't seem to have fun on it lately, the only fun to be had seems to be going through corners in a manner that is likely to get you killed for no real reward.
not even an adrenaline rush anymore.
>when you don't use the car
but I use my car every day man, because I fucken have to work
>inb4 take the bus
I'd rather walk then use public transport
yee mang
>rock hard
can't you go to work on a bike?
inb4 it rains sometimes
Does anyone know wether they ever sold the dual headlight zxr400 in the Netherlands?
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Are those snorkels part of a ram-air system? My CBR has a ram-air entrance and
>speedo starts malfunctioning
>solenoid valve stays open all the time
>fuel mixture goes lean to the point bike barely runs over 40km/h
You can bypass the solenoid altogether (as I did) but then you have to be careful with the throttle in low-mid revs over 60km/h, if you go full-wot outta nowhere you lean it too much due to the ram air and the bike doesn't go anywhere. Well that's my theory, I could be wrong.
Working on bikes is pretty cool, it makes you appreciate their designs and the thought that went into it.
>Want to go for a ride
>No moonlight tonight
>Headlights are utterly useless
Just fuck my shit up senpai
Fuck riding to work.
I blast my heater in the car the whole way to work while i chain smoke and listen to the news.
I like to be warm and full of cancer by time i get to work.
>dem colors
I don't think I understand what you mean
I think so, yes.
That's fucked, the exchange should make then around about 27K (from roughly 37k) if there was a direct conversion, so that's basically how much it's costing us here in Aus.....
What bike is it?
Honestly you should just sell it and buy some shit rat dirt bike to get hektik on.
I know how you feel though, I don't really find sport bikes fun either.
iirc the guy bought it from a pretty interesting guy who tracked it
For a RAM air intake you need a ram, something in the middle that diverts and compresses air
It's only useful at supersonic speed
Just picked this up yesterday on the Cheap Cheap.
Is hydrodipping ironically cool or just weird for everybody?
Im trying to figure out who this paint job was for.
I would buy a 2015/2016 brough for 50k over a Norton. The Nortons don't make any fucking sense to me either, even the old ones don't make me go all goey like they do some people
Tritons however.....
>wanting to ride to work
Sounds like making the trip to work painful and take half an hour longer for no good reason.
>gear up
>get bike out
>warm bike up
>go to work
>freeze
>get to work frozen
>remove gear
>start working
>no radio to listen to at smoko/lunch
TW TW TW
Eh, thats kinda neat. Its also kinda like a bunch of play doh mashed together.
what the fucking fuck
just for fun or serious track racing?
You can but most of dbt is faggot fair weather riders or retards like kk who refuse to wear gear so they go "m-muh rain"
WHO NEVER OWNED A CAR MASTER RACE HERE?
>daily ride my bike no matter what weather
>top $$$ gear so always comfy
Serious iirc
The guy posted back in '13-'14 so I'm not totally reminiscient
I don't know why when nothing reliable comes from Britain in general beyond a Brough (no one owns one) and BSA (everyone's got s rusty one lying around)
I never wanted a car but my mom didn't let me take my bike to work in winter :^(
>only useful at supersonic speed
Perhaps I abused the term "ram air system" but several vehicles do have what is called "ram air intakes" and they don't reach supersonic speeds.
Pic related, CBR600 F3
Once you discover how to be comfy on a bike you can never get enough...
>i don't even have a car, yet i have to commute at 6:30 whatever the wheather
>having to warm up your bike
>riding a carbed bike
>carbs
>CARBS
>CURRENT YEAR
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA