/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station

Threadly reminder that the admin Kavlax is the same shit player yred trying to escape his incredibly terrible reputation.

This one's shit though, I can hardly tell which links I can embed

Your pill colors are shit.

Bic should be Red/Yellow capsule
KeloDerm should be a white tablet
Antitox is okay
Dex+ is okay
Iron should be white with a little red thing in the middle
Hyperzine should be red
Ryet should be greenandpurple, so should arith

I might write something eventually and stuff it in the library, but I'd have to choose one or two good waifus for it and it would probably suck I'm thinking one of them ends up dead and the other is fucked up and preggers, but it would certainly be at least a two-parter

>alkysine
is purple
>ryetalyn
is the small white pill, not the big white pill
>anti-toxin
is dark green, pepto is light green
>tricordrazine
large white pill
>kelo-derma
yellow/red you faggot, it's two chemicals

Everything else is acceptable.

>Bic [...] yellow
stopped reading there
gallantly commit suicide

>Iron is mercury

>iron is kablooey

I'm pointing them out because I know someone will be innocent enough to try these combinations!

>it's two chemicals
but both chemicals heal burn which is yellow

I will kick your ass.
bicardine is long blue
keloderma is long red
antitoxin is the matte green circle
iron is the matte red circle
dex+ is the half blue half darkblue
hyperzine is purple circle with the line through the middle
alkysine is the green and white
rye is the teal and yellowish color

It's more of an orange with a slightly more yellow tint in the middle, you know the one

That's bic, and anything else is shit.

user please
Just let the dummies learn on their own.

Which waifus would you pick?

Caleigh and?

I've literally never spoken to her, so I wouldn't be able to emulate her properly to break her properly silly user

>brute med being anything except pure red
>burn med being anything except pure yellow
>toxin med being anything except pure green
>oxyloss med being anything except pure blue
Memes are dangerous kids

>bicard is long blue
That's for cillin you dolt

She has a lot of favored phrases

"by the by"
"Hoi"

She's very stoic and strong, not much feminity to her
Also a deadpan snarker

no you are wrong, spaceacillin is the long white with a red line through the center

Vote!
strawpoll.me/10881992

You don't pill pepto by itself you fucking tard, that's just asking for people to use it INSTEAD of antitox
You want to put both in the same pill

I want to select them all. They're all total shit.

who voted for me
what did I do wrong aside from
being an absolutely terrible asshole in every way

did you
a h e l p
i t

Pepto is used exclusively in people with high toxicity or to cure viruses quickly if you can't make it to virology for study, it doesn't go in the fridge for grubby assistants to eat it

I might observe her a few rounds and see how she is

Then why the fuck are you pilling it?
You mix it with normal antitox and pill that instead.

>Admins online during lowpop

Besides, asshole captains are perfectly allowed. It's my fault for trying to chat / make a game of it instead of practicing my stun n gun.
When I last played SS13, the majority of my deaths were guts and glory valid hunting and shit. Now it's like, 90% trying to jimmy downed friends out of explosions and saying ``Gosh golly Jimmy, is that a Gu-?"

I like my pepto dry and in 10 unit blocks, spilled it too many times

You ahelp it, admins get pinged in IRC, they may join
>asshole captains are perfectly allowed
Captain is probably the most jobbanned role
That is absolutely a jobban
Stop fucking bitching if you can't muster the idea of trying to make it better

Ahelping is pretty pointless sometimes, I've had rounds where 7 admins are on and not a single one replies to me.
Funny how we keep piling on admins on timeslots and yet none of them fucking pay attention.

Very few of them give any actual shits about adminning, most of them are in it just for the buttons and occasionally to gain more clout with the other admins so they can force their agendas on everyone else.

>pill color autists are not actually autists
>they're just retards
a reassuring thought

Sure, keep your pepto in jars so it all spills if you make one mistake

Possibly could have AHelped it, if I was salty. I just thought it was a good story on the same experience?
I've seen plenty of captains do worse and keep their post just because static-name and stuff.
>mfw the majority of my AHelps have been "Now this tcomms script may lag the server a little..."

Hey user

lids

Cute!
He's so retarded, he doesn't even realize how retarded he is!

Vote now and for me!!!

www.strawpoll.me/10888150

I voted for the only one i recognized and nobody else

>Alice Conrad and Trinity Prewitt
But who would break first?

I AM NOT THE WORST WAIFUSHITTER T. JULIA BRANDT

You are though.
You latch onto the first person you think will give you attention and suck the life out of them until they leave you.
The list of people you had to erp with to be your friend that you posted yesterday is proof enough.

Shitter is first and literally who shitter in second

Truly waifus have fallen

>Decide to try CM
>End up as an Engineer
>Other engineers cant figure out how to rewire the shitty generator
>They cant fix a fucking APC
>End up having to fix power and make the base not shit
>One guy cant figure out how to bolt open a door
>He didnt even have a multitool
>"But if you bolt it, you cant open it!"
>"If you bolt it before it is open, it is locked and you can't fix it without a pulse!"

Holy shit I thought people on Veeky Forums were retarded

Me, Caleigh, and a locker. Dooeeet

They were never up in the first place.

>someone thought it was a good idea to unweld the chapel doors
>people don't know that slimes are immune to lasers
>brute damage will make them rabid
>mfw no one came for a blessing so that they're immune to slimes

>Posted in wrong thread

>Kim, articulate Vox trader
>Scientist wants my vapor sacs, thinking I don't know how valuable the seeds are
>Instead inform her that I already am working on a high potency cultivar, and trade for plasma
>Surprise miner when I ask him to smelt plasma for me and offer to let him keep the cash.
>Rob the HoS office, on my way back, I run into the QM who was broken out of perma
>Nurse him back to health on the Vox outpost, performing ghetto surgery, robotic limb repair, and general doctoring
>Fit him out with weapons because he wants to break out his loyal Cargo Tech
>Return to the station to collect greentext
>Find out post-round that Ruud didn't make it out alive

RIP in peace.

I cut that APC on a whim just to disable some lights and thought it was amusing it wasn't fixed when I passed it at shift end

Official list of people morena has erped

ShiggyPiggy
Freakinabonk
Sj_benster (attempted)
Ghlor
Deadpoolj
Dattinderbox
Dragonbro (attempted)
Intigracy (attempted for months but succeeded)
JeanVoerman
Strawberrytan (attempted)

What does attempted mean?

Tried to erp them but failed as they refused

>trying to lewd with dragonbro

How many bears do you think were deployed?

What kind of attention-seeking, unemployed, degenerate, neckbearded faggots keep fueling this stupid waifu cancer? What kind of loser has to pretend to be a virtual woman to try shill himself out to a crowd of mouth-foaming, sputtering, loud, obnoxious, virgins?

It's pretty pathetic, both in seriousness and irony alike. The waifus alone aren't the problem, as they can only self shill so much. Waifufaggotry is quite a minority on this server, yet there's some kind of incredibly vocal minority that consists of the same five posters taking turns between their wanking sessions to post about their obsession to fuck a 32x32 pile of pixels voiced by some manchild social reject, and this garbage is somehow fucking flooding our threads.

I want to know where Ghlor, Dragonbro and Dattinderbox came from desu

>tfw your target hasn't fallen for the waifubait and ERPed with you yet

whats the point in trying anymore

Your tears and my enjoyment of tears are what fuel this.

Protip for ya friendo; Most of these faggots do this shit because people like you get your panties in a twist over it. The few that are serious about this shit are few and far between.

Neat, what's your source?

Who?

I didn't ERP with that dumb tranny whore, lad

When did tg station actually go to shit?

DO YOUR PART

Someone cute!

Tell me their name!!!!

>lel you are so upset. I am le ebin troll xdddd and I have trolled you to your wit's end!
Man, you got me so mad, you clever trickster.
Memes aside, I'm not gonna lose a minute of sleep over this shit, nor am I gonna waste a ounce of water from my eyes. I just think it's pathetic that people like you have highjacked the thread, and I was just voicing some concern to try to show my fellow human the error in his ways.

If you weren't at least slightly annoyed by it, you wouldn't waste words on talking with people like thaat.

If you want the thread to get better, ignore the shitposting and either start or reply to actual conversation and discussion. Otherwise, fuck off, you're only adding to the shitposting by complaining about the shitposting.

Then everyone will know who I am, though, even if I post who they are.

I've also just realized how little /cute/ I have. I need to correct that.

>tfw ivory tower coders

But I need to know if it's me

when the hell have I erped with anyone

I don't think they look at the thread!
Tell me, are you a bully?

But it says vgstation, not TEEGEE.
Besides that's an old pic, apply yourself

We are at 1751

No, not sure I could be described as a bully

Doesn't matter,now listen.

Don't you remember that time you (attempted) that has no evidence?

Then it's probably not you.
Sorry user, I'll still love you and stuff if you noticed me which I'm certain you don't considering most rounds

Name the department at least, user-kun

I'm Jean, I don't remember anything like that, Strawberry

the meme was fine when it was the 3 S's but where did all the other people suddenly come from? who's your source?

You were there

i want to marry reica carter!

Oh the mice and the cat
I'm happy Runtime got away after Morena got monkey'd

I can't. But it's not Security.
I'm not a whore-fu and don't want shitposting. I just thought it was interesting or possibly even funny!

Did they bully you when you were new? Did it involve a monkey?

Remind us

Strawberrytan is mine

I wish I knew who that old man was, he looks like a shit, scottish version of bond
and

You better watch your mouth or you'll get some of this

>Talking shit about Bruce 'Brucey' Forsyth

That's not nice to see you, to see you nice

Wait, are you talking about his department or yours?

No.
L I T E R A L L Y impossible to guess.

Please beat me, Bruce-san

>When you're coding something it compiles

>And then you go to test it

youtube.com/watch?v=CS9EKKc0uVc

...

Why are you chasing someone who won't even bully you?

n-no not the belt