Selling cars by emojis

>built in 4G LTE Wi-Fi

Cause that's what I need, another fucking contract with telco

I wonder if people who communicate with those abominations will gain the ability to read hieroglyphics.

>those budget ass emojis
lmao

>REAL PEOPLE

OMG THIS IS A CHEBBY?

I THOUGHT IT WAS AN AUDI :O

>Real People? Not! Actors

Works on Contigency?
No! Money Down

I love Chevrolet and GM. I really do, but their ads have been shit for years with very rare instances of sparkling gems like the 2004 Super Bowl car carrier commercial that was directed by Michael Bay, who later became famous for those goddamned Transformers movies that were just very expensive GM commercials.
youtube.com/watch?v=Z2QfVmQuQfA

And then there were GLORIOUS ad campaigns that they outright rejected, like these.
youtube.com/watch?v=tyxYAJjXYPc
youtube.com/watch?v=tUzwpmFVQa4

I use emojis a lot. Girls like them.
Plus you cannot possibly be misinterpreted that way.

Those are pretty sweet
>2006
Eh, pre-buyout GM was still worth saving, Now its not so good

This, aslong as youre not autistic you shouldnt mind using emojis, because it helps make you look like a normie

>doing things simply to please girls
>tripfagging

I use them for texting pornhub
>No results for shit emoji or horse emoji

Didn't these used to be emoticons?

Yes, but it sounded to cold and nerdy so they changed it to emoji to appeal to normies

>tfw actor
>tfw not a real human bean

>meanwhile Ford is putting out MGS ads

You think this is the worst of it? Watch for when the japs start using your favorite animes to sell their cars.

>Neon Genesis Evangelon to sell Nissans
>Naruto to sell Hondas
>Initial D to sell Toyotas
>Ghost in the Shell to sell Mazdas

protip: ur fucked mateys

>Umaru to sell shitboxes
I'm alright with this

madd.org/

well toyota already used anime girls to sell their prius in japan
and subaru has multiple actual animes under its belt

Umaru a slut

...

Emoticons are so 2004

Toyota also used Char from Mobile Suit Gundam

youtube.com/watch?v=bsIQECLoo7g

Top kek

Gotta update Facebook on the go, user.

We all know it's so your boss can reach you anywhere, anytime. Gotta be a productive member of society.

If my boss was trying to get ahold of me he could, you know, CALL ME ON MY FUCKING CELLPHONE

Talking on your cell while driving is illegal, this is much safer.

You taking the piss?

>ywn cuddle with a qt emoji

y even live???

>2011+5
>considering buying any gm product

>trax
>""""small""""

>1.5 tons
Could be worse but that's pretty light for an SUV thing

I tried to finish. I really did. But I couldn't.

>le music festivals and da internet XDXD

>small is a primary selling point
It's like the oil crisis all over again

Woman, the thing that ruins everything it touches

Wow either I am completely out of touch with people my own age or whatever marketing exec thought this shit up is and I hope to god its the marketing exec otherwise I just found out I'm surrounded by faggots.

it is fucking cancer

emoji, the car

Oh man, dumb millennials would completely fall in love with the Twingo, wouldn't they? They would meme the shit out of it. Renault missed a goldmine.

>mfw I sold a phone to this guy yesterday.
Dude was a really nice guy glad I could get him a free phone

remember when Fiat had those terrible ads trying to make the 500 a meme? It totally would've worked with the Twingo.

>he doesn't know what bluetooth is

kit kat a Denverite. Noice.

> sold
> free
Lol

>mfw there is always some fucking creep taking pictures of you whenever you go out in public

...

...

He looks shocked by it

Kek

ITZ REEL NIGGUH HOURZ
SMASH THAT MUHFUKKIN LIKE BUTTON

>people in 2016 think Smileys are emojis
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

toyota is also in Initial D

rev up those shoops

Yep yep. Denver is rad.

Obamaphone. Sold is the same as activated

Kek

Chris Hot wings Michaels detected

>Cause that's what I need, another fucking contract with telco

Don't forget persistent cell phone location tracking that is completely accessible without a warrant thanks to the third party doctrine.

I thought they could already do that using the OnStar module whether you are subscribed or not

by having a smartphone, the amount of information you give out is astounding.
>what you talk about
>where you are
>who you talk to
>what your interests are
>banking info
>sleep schedule

if you aren't comfortable with that knowledge, time to start using burners and be hoodrat

>not using a burner all the time
maybe 5 people know my personal phone number

>like I give a fuck about them "watching me"
The benefits of the smartphone and a data plan and a continuous phone number far outweigh any conspiracy fear

>flash-based website
>2016
Holy fuck, why are Americans so shit at design?

>you will never have an Asuka Edition Z

Anyone else catch this?

They aren't even trying to be subtle anymore

Asuka shit.

You hear me?

SHIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!

Sure m8

holy shit

Nice try, NSA shill.

I wish I worked for the NSA, then I wouldn't be broke as shit

>being a Reifag

brb selling my GM for a Chrysler.

>CALL ME ON MY FUCKING CELLPHONE
youtube.com/watch?v=m0hqCN2J01M

you talking shit about the twingo nigger?

It'll take you to the Boonies though

They've been doing that for decades

>mfw millennials need AWD to get to the boonies

Fuck off, /pol/

fuck that, any ad nowadays has a nigger next to a blond chick always.

/pol/ is faggots but they're right

You're delusional, GM's lineup right now is awesome.

>this delusional
LEL

Funny, I already live in the boonies, and I drive a Sonic RS that my uncle bought me.

When I need to do any work I have my Ranger.

To be honest I've never actually seen the show. I just like to call popular Waifus shit.

>this is real life

this

>I haven't seen Evangelion
come on m8, it's essential viewing

Can't get important work related documents on bluetooth, user.

I remember watching that way back on Toonami.
Man Toonami was the shit but now i dislike animu.

I might try to watch all the old animus of my youth.

You're missing out
>Evangelion
>Gundam Zeta
>Turn A Gundam
>Gurren Lagann
>Gunbuster
>Patlabor
>Initial D
>JoJo
>Redline
>Space Dandy
>Cowboy Bebop
>Bakuon

>recommending JoJo
>not including Samurai Champloo

Step it up senpai

Sorry user, I only started watching anime last year so I haven't watched that yet.