/mbg/ - Mount & Blade General

None that I've seen so far.

Fucking boost.

>no VC update
>wants to play VC
>can't because I want the update
kill me

>dark knights try to bully me
>leave troops behind and take penalty
>move ten feet away
>dark knights try to bully me
>leave troops behind and take penalty
>move ten feet away
>dark knights try to bully me

Is there any reason to surrender instead of fighting and trying to kill as many enemies for the xp as possible, other than to save time?

I'm posting Atahualpa until we get a good Pre-Columbian Mesoamerica/Andes mod.
And if we don't get one I'm making one for butterlord, I swear on my balls.

why not post a real mandalorian

But what if modding banterlord is even more time consuming and difficult than modding warband?

You have good shit in your inventory that you don't want to lose.

Frank says they'll make it easy. I want to trust Frank.

So surrendering ensures you keep everything?
fair enough I suppose

Huh? Oh, no, ignore me I'm retarded.
It's literally just to save time.

past a certain amount of days, you will lose stats if you are defeated instead of just surrendering

it changes the models of some weapons but no entirely new weapons as of yet

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the change to the delivery quest is likely quite buggy

Anime sluts don't need armor.

Dickplomacy user I'm counting on that update today.

That's why swordsisters don't wear helmets?

Source? please tell me this isn't just a meme picture

that looks dangerous
maybe you should run to tulga

T-that's lewd

it'll be out soon, just testing some new features first

Kiyohime from Fate
It's fanart but that's her canon personality so there's a lot of that type of fanart.

No because they're not anime sluts. They just get blown the fuck out.

Because of reasons

Don't believe his lies

Did garters even exist back then

AND SHE ISN'T EVEN WEARING FUCKING ARMOR WHAT THE FUCK

Isn't it plainly obvious that she's not going into battle at that point? That's probably just her fixing her hair in the castle proper.

I'll be waiting my man.

Then why is she wearing her tabard or whatever the fuck it's called?

Because it's basically a dress.

Was I supposed to get that much money? I thought I was supposed to give that to the guild, but they didn't acknowledge me fucking up or take my gold.

>get raped by bandits
>level up 5 times

don't think so, it's an issue likely left over from the 1.168 diplomacy base, will see about fixing it

>perhaps your husband...
Holy shit the memes rise

>perhaps your husband would like to watch me fuck you

>perhaps your husband would like to watch me fuck you
Does she ever say 'yes'?

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user..

Just don't enable it then Mr. No-fun-allowed

Shit, there's a lot of ways to build character in an RPG.

A level for each dick.

I'm not saying it's bad. It's just that this is a whole new level of depravity in a game about committing mass murder.

I like it

L'Aigle MIGHT have some pathing problems.

>literally 5 minutes there until someone has the brilliant idea of stabbing him

kek

what does dickplomacy do? vanilla+diplomacy with added dickings?

Bugfixes and shit too

yes

Alright fuck it.. Not gonna waste my time with dark shit invaders in Native expansion mod, not having fun anymore.. What's best faction for pure cavalry army? Swadia?

And better mounted archer AI.

What mod is this? Dickplomacy doesnt have this i know that

Swadia a best.

RELEASE THE SWADIAN KNIGHTS

>Start EIF2
>immediately greeted by AoE2 sound effect
>this is going to be good
>I'm in Prague dressed like a mariachi
>some armor textures for NPCs are blue
>I start with a pistol
>no firearms skill, but there's one for crossbow and bow

That's the dickplomacy dev working on the next dickplomacy update, user.

What is the most polished mod or expansion for mount and blade?

I want to start a new game, and don't know what to play setting does not matter as long as the mod is filled with content and balanced.

>What's best faction for pure cavalry army? Swadia?

Swadia a best

Just be careful of those stinking mountain niggers

floris (v:

>been trying to catch a lady
>even enabled cheats and captured 3 more castles
>only catch lords

Plz be srs user

Silverstag, also Windy is still active. New diplomacy with him is coming soon I believe.

fucking butterking keeps declaring wars despite the fact that his kingdom is on the verge of collapse

at least its good business for me since I am a mercenary in his hire, get to fight just about everybody, and I am waiting for the kingdom of swadia to be near collapse to suddenly support Isolda of Suno and have an easy civil war

native is poorly designed and ladies will change their location every 4 hours based on the location of their male relatives
In addition, since you have to wait for the monarch to grant you the fief before you can claim it as your own, the ladies inside will likely have left before you could take them prisoner
this means that unless you basically manage to instantly take a castle and then give it to yourself you probably will have a very hard time capturing a lady

I'm posting Cao Cao in honour of the poster who was posting in honour of the original Cao Cao poster until we get a good Romance of the three kingdoms mod.

Cao Cao was based
Liu Bei was a pussy faggot

Posting Kublai Khan in honour of the poster who posted for the honour of the poster who was posting in honour of the original Cao Cao poster until we get a good Romance of the three kingdoms mod.

Does the ACOCK minimod in the OP post have the fixes from the pastebin included?

Ramming this ship with no survivors etc etc

it should be easier to catch a lady in the next patch, I've disabled ladies teleporting to their male relative's location if they're currently in a center that's under siege

what a great decision, its not like khergits are burning the countryside

Fictional Liu Bei yes. Historiography Liu Bei was basically Cao Cao lite.

Historical Liu Bei was a fucking backstabbing traitor
Fictional Liu Bei is cleaned up a lot for political reasons.

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Why is Floris so hated already?

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WAIT UNTIL 10 YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

Just smashed everything together, seems like they don't overwrite each other in any way. Now I am facing the problem of not being able to start a new game at all. In the beginning you see the whole story block which tells you what the world is all about right now and it gives the options "continue" which would send me to character creation and "go back" which returns to the main menu. The continue button simply isn't doing anything - it still reacts and gives a sound if you click it though.

Send help

this hired blade though

He's hiring women for his blade i assume

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ded

So we're really dead now?

>You will never have a pure, Steppe waifu

Why even live?

Is ACOCK playable? I want to try a mod that has lots of quests and interesting stuff to do and be immersed in the world.

I hear it has problems like losing stat points and falling backward, does it ruin the game?

Is there anything else that fits the bell? I was playing 1275 but got bored of the insane amount of troops in a city making sieges almost impossible, and expanding territory slow and boring.

Is TLD fun? and how is Gekonujo with the new patch?

I tried playing ACOK but didn't get much into it.

TLD is pretty fun, though it has a slow start and a slow end. I can tell you it's not for everyone, but I like it.

Geko is good, but the lack of unity variety and maps/scenes can make it boring, sadly.

What is a really fun mod? Im sick of all these over the top ones with a million factions and generic units, i had so much hope for Warsword and that turned into a bloated mess.

>Is ACOCK playable?
Yes.

>I hear it has problems like losing stat points and falling backward, does it ruin the game?

To some point, yes. But just ride a horse or something, or put points in Athletics. Also there should be a link in pastebin which removes the backtrip iirc. You can also gain stats in dice rolls

>Is TLD fun?
Yes.

>and how is Gekonujo with the new patch?
Don't know that.

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Thanks gonna check out that link in the pastebin

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Why didn't they wear some sort of basic armor? Or some clothing. I'm sure it would've helped.

Ever tried L'Aigle it looks pretty cool, and i love the idea of a musket era single player.