> read xivg, take in that most of the fags are on Balmung. > transfer to Balmung, sit at bench and talk with a few people there > 10 minutes goes by, some random lizard girl sits beside me and targets my character looking at me. > she stares for a good minute or so then *bwoiiingg*, the PM sound effect plays. > I check my PM tab and this bitch just sent me an RP text of her sticking her hand down my pants and playing with my dick. She's wanting to know if I'm new around these parts and if I was looking for some fun. > LOG THE FUCK OUT.
All you Balmunger's are fucking nasty and need Jesus. Initiating roleplays like this are just wrong.
Remember when you said you only lurk and only post when you have something meaningful to say?
Blake Hughes
>tfw dont need to be adopted
John Bennett
We can be unadopted sprouts together
Jaxson Wright
Oh sorry, wrong ninja clan.
Xavier Edwards
>Someone said they wanted to talk >They never showed up That don't matter, ain't none of this matters.
Lucas Anderson
>tfw did nothing but content as a sprout I grew up on the streets boiii
Carson Miller
i'll adopt you when i find you
Tyler Rodriguez
> tfw joined Guard as a sprout. I got collared and could do no content, son.
Jaxson Flores
I love you tall friend
Eli Jackson
Nyo
Grayson Myers
If it's any consolation I just discovered a fish has been actively trying to murder me for a week.
Nicholas Powell
Too bad you never will
Adam Robinson
You're just not looking hard enough.
Jacob Edwards
yeah i will, fat tail
Josiah Gray
Come say hi then!
That sounds like something a decent fisherman could assist with.
Joseph Roberts
cats
Julian Gutierrez
stratos cuck you did why
Levi Parker
How's the housing market in alexander right now?
Nolan Miller
How does that stop you, famalam?
Jayden Hernandez
>tfw you're a balmung sprout
Jose Brown
That's why it was trying to kill me.
I caught it, and its lore was basically that the whole time I was trying to catch it, it was trying to kill me because it had gotten tired of murdering the other fish in the water.
MURDERING.
What the FUCK Eorzea.
Jack Murphy
post /winks
William Campbell
Ha! I was actually going to jokingly suggest you ask Red, but I didn't want to namedrop you, since we've never met. Funny how things work out.
Also, sorry if I'm posting a fuckload tonight, I'm in a really good mood.
Carson Perez
0 decides if I reveal who the collared cat in the OP is.
Owen Davis
Holy shit.
Lucas Peterson
Hello nice to meet you
James Ramirez
rocklizard ?
Logan Hernandez
0 decides if anyone cares
Daniel Jackson
...
Josiah Perry
Same here cause I'm boring.
Cameron Gomez
yes
Leo Powell
You've done it.
Nicholas Foster
i post almost nothing but!
Levi Jackson
I'm nervous about getting into my first party group as a tank. Will people be expecting to clear shit fast as fuck because they've been playing forever, or will they be lenient if I explain that I've literally only been playing for a few days? I've played mmos before but this is the first time I've ever decided to pick up a tanking role as my introduction to the game.
Levi Allen
cute
Isaiah Hill
Hah! I wouldn't have been bothered at all to be honest, since fishing is all I've been doing since I finished relic. I even put off doing the Yo-Kai stuff till I'm done getting big fish achievements.
Hunter Butler
cringey
Jonathan Murphy
Doubt that
Dominic Campbell
I really need to get around to fishing, it looks super comfy.
Gonna take more than that to ruin my mood, lad.
Gabriel Sanchez
What server are you on?
Jaxson Myers
I miss Shyv
Where are they ?
Ryder Diaz
If its just leveling content it requires no brain. A notice gets posted that there is a new player in the group if it's your first time in the dungeon and as long as you are apologetic about your mistakes people will be friendly and help you out.