[ D a i l y B i k e T h r e a d ] - /dbt/

[ D a i l y B i k e T h r e a d ] - /dbt/

Australian shitposting edition:

>Motorcycle Questions & Answers
>Motorcycle Routes & Meetups
>Motorcycle Gear & Accessories
>Motorcycle Adventures & Blog Posts
>Motorcycle Pictures & Fun Webm
>Motorcycle maymays

/dbt/ map: meet and compare willie size
>google.com/maps/d/viewer?msa=0&mid=z7CKLSFiJH_M.kMZoQpBOKipI

Motorcycle Ergonomics Simulator
>cycle-ergo.com/

Noob? Read this:

boring webms with sound
Previously on /dbt/

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youtube.com/watch?v=1cyPOqG3YKU
youtube.com/watch?v=11KOFvXtg2g
youtube.com/watch?v=ENnAa7rqtBM
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

I know that. Just wondering what dbt considers old or "gramps" status

most of dbt are people in their early 20's so probably anyone over 30.

can someone shoop my face in the op like they did here

being 60, a peadophile and fapping to loli. Just like gramps.

Do people above age 30 even believe in computers?

What about those of us that have been here since the chan started

Now we know why you loved to stay in the farm.

They believe in them, the same way Christians believe in Satan.

what are you riding?

plated:
1976 suzi ts 260
1978 honda xl 175
1984 honda vt 500
1991 harley davidson heritage softail

not plated
yamaha dt 400

>1991 harley davidson heritage softail
Fuck off harleycuck!!

plated:
nothing
not plated:
YOUR MOM LOL!!

How much should i ninja 250 costs? Kelly blue book says around 1.4k, but in craiglist, people are asking for 1.8k+...

yawn

post your shit or fuck off, nobike

I do these on MS paint m80

2 land boats

So whos going to die this year?

nice pic.. what are they?

do you like the crash pegs?

im riding ur mum faget

Fuck off nobike!

itt: jelly nobike fagets

I hate all you fags, i hope you fags get raped by tyrones and die of aids.

Exept for
angry user
Cc81something

Harley user
Rebel user
Drop user
Nighthawk 250 user
Wr user
cb650f user
Fireblade user
Copycat harley user
Marauder user
Balerares user with cb250
Cbr250 user
Strayan cbr1000 user
Wings user
Across user
Bmw gs user
Buell anons

Moffman
Nighthawk user
cb400f italian user
still no grom user
sv650 white user
mv agusta user
braid
cum tribute user
Dr350 user
gramps the peadophile
aprilia user
ohiostorm
cactus
fkg
german Katana user
banana ninja homo
blue sv650 user
SR250 user
Triumph Daytona user


The Holy list repels the Skid demon.

>Nobike cuck calls other anons nobike

getting the 300 plated next week hopefully

Thanks man.
VTX and chief classic

They're pretty nice on long hauls. Wanna get the same style for the chief eventually.

>nobike

bitch, pls

Nobody on DBT hads bikes. hasnt that been established?

>Where is the best place to mount a Go Pro on your bike?

Not helmet, not shoulder or on your body, but on the bike itself?

Dont touch you dads stuff user, he might get mad.

And the people that hasbikes are posting pictures of their dads bikes*

Is that carpet in a storage unit?

Would a BMW G650GS make a good first bike?

I've never rode one before, but I want to start taking more road trips on weekends.

>Harley

Ayy lamo!

i love my dad

he taught me to ride his 1200cc kawasaki cruiser

Why even bother with the bike. Why not just ride the dad instead?

The trolls are hungry tonight boys

>1200cc kawasaki cruiser
if thats what you call his dick, it's ok m8.

sorry you're too proud? poor? pathetic? to experience the pure joy/power of a harley bike

they're an amazing ride

>that Obama mural

Roflmao it's less embarrassing to be a nobike than to be a shit bike owner

i'm having fun, regardless

it's too cold to ride

>power of a harley bike
>Implying they make any power.

no its carpet in my garage.
Was free so figured why not?

>Aprilia user
>there are 2 or 3
I'm fine with this

Haters gonna h8 m8

roflcopter lmao

.. no

it's not

have fun riding /nobike/

>Pre-gen
No more than $2k, probably closer to $1500
>'08-'12
$2-3k if US, mileage and condition depending.

What is it? -50°C?

Lower front fairing, with the front wheel in shot.

Is that a Grom?
Can I have your Grom?
I promise to ride it every day.

i'd ride the shit out of that thing

there's no bike on the planted i wouldn't

anyone who says otherwise is /nobike/

Nice! Yea fuck walking on cold concrete of you don't have to man

Denial isn't just a river in africuck

i'm drunk and its 7c last time i checked

Thats what ur mum said about my dick, fagget!

vancouver.craigslist.ca/van/mcy/5531181325.html

>Third Owner
>1865km

I knew Groms were memes, but holy shit.

Example?

Haha, I am the real Cum Tribute user. The rest are just posers.

I spend a good majority of my time off the boat riding. When at work I'm peri much just looking at places I'll be spending my 3 weeks off cruising around at

>peri
What?!?! Pretty *

>tfw I'm listed 6 times

i dont know why but your garage looks like a dungeon

a giant cruiser is the best bike for the road

otherwise ur just gonna get a million shit tickets

...

If I ever was to take a cruiser, I'd want an Indian Chief. I like your bike and your style.

Hi, cum tribute user.

fuck off crusercuck!

Thanks user. Do you think the 250 is still fun to ride?

Thanks man. If you're ever in my neck of the woods or vice versa I'd let you take it for a spin around the block.

I let my Vstrom buddy do that and it made him fall in love with how cushy the seat was and was jelly of the clutch and throttle response

not the same user but i have bikes 175-1400cc and the 250 is my fave

Can you explain more, senpai :3

Filtered.

...

sure

what u wanna know?

You're using Brita I hope!

It's not going to be above 12°C here, with a cold wind from the north. I'm sure as hell going to ride

Still pretty noob about the models, but do you have one of those 250 with flat headlight or the more modern angled one? What makes it your fav one over the others?

Not him, but i ride my 250 more than my 800, becuase it's light, gas tank last month and i can park it anywere.

fuck off gramps, we already know you are him. Those shitty loads.

fur and leather is your friend

Filtered.

Careful, dbt gets Jimmie rustled when a harley is posted

Just a textile suit and cotton, mate.
12°C is normally t-shirt time

Sup fags. I'm flattered you actually think I have a bike.

Thank you :D

my 250 is a road legal 2 stroke and it's basically insane

i've never sat on a modern bike so i'm probably quite useless to you

Like this.

youtube.com/watch?v=1cyPOqG3YKU

Depends on the situation.

I love taking mine to twisty roads but stick me on a highway going 70mph for more than an hour and I'll be bored.

Depends on what sort of riding you're doing whether a 250 is appropriate for you or not.

they get rustled jimmes but if they ever rode a harley... comfy as fuck

Yeah well to tell the truth the clutch on the DL1000 is shit due to it being hydraulic, has the smallest friction zone.
The throttle response lag is due to it using a secondary throttle butterfly setup, if you remove them it is heaps better.

So I posted my ninja 250 out on local classified site for 1.3k and had no buyers so far. This is first weekend ad has been up.
Do I just wait? Or do I need to lower price incrementally until I get rid of it?

youtube.com/watch?v=11KOFvXtg2g

most /dbt/ record

are you desperate to sell?

A grom you say?
Thats it, bare feet in the shed is always nice.
Probably because it is made out of bricks/cinder blocks

A tank of gas that last a month for everyday commute? O.o
Im looking at those flat headlight 250s, i guess thise are old ones?
Id be riding one on a 35mph limit roads, and really love to take it to a twisty mountain road near where i live.

>Still saving up for gears and MSF

Yea. But to each his own I guess. I like my bikes and that's all that really matters to me. My riding buddies love my seat. It's by far the most comfy stock one I've ever sat on. That's part of the reason I got it over the f6b.

no

youtube.com/watch?v=ENnAa7rqtBM

Not really, but I have decided for sure that I will sell it first, and then buy another bike.

is that a cup of chilled piss, CTA?

>A tank of gas that last a month for everyday commute? O.o
Yes.

hi, cum tribute user.