/srg/ - Speedrunning General

Who do you think originally wrote this? I'm willing to bet it was Ion since as soon as Squid bopped his times for free Squid was added to the bottom list.

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looks like my ass 2bh

*bird laughs*

As soon as Squid took Ion's last record the monkey posting and typical bitch runner posts came flooding in. Coincidence?

I fucking LOVE SkeletonBill

Since when did Squid run mm7?

i really really really hate cfb

Cyber is also a Bernie supporter, so him being a spineless cuck should surprise no one.

I wish this was alive and not terrible desu. Should just let it die and wait a couple of weeks until there's a new one

This is a speedrunning thread, not a Miyazaki cumgurgler convention

what's your onion on soylent

Holy shit when did Cybie turn into such a massive SJW

He started erping with tranny faggots on Skype and being an insane buzzkill to his online friends that he's built up over the years (known as the Cyberheads). He suddenly expects them to stop being epic when his whole persona has been 'epic' for his entire internet presence, now he's been infected by tranny faggot sissy boys and needs to be removed.

Are the PS2 on PS4 ports bad for speedrunning?

Wow...

Being epic was literally the only thing that faggot was good for???

it's the best speedmeal for transspeedrunners everywhere!!

I really, really like this image.

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Me too! Save it, it's all yours my friend :)

>tk mze

Stop dead naming me, please. Thank you.

Is liking traps gay?

we all like Narcissa and no one here is gay

>be cosmo
>get dumped
>have a choice between coping with problems or full on public mental breakdown
>choice is easy
>all aboard the tranny train
>sympathy_donations.jpg
>have to keep up the stream of pitty and attention
>have to maintain hugbox
>constantly see posts about me on social media
>have to pretend like i hate all the attention even though i love it
>decide to start posting on srg myself to generate more sympathy and donations
>tfw my life is still empty and meaningless
>tfw i have no skills to get a real job
>tfw i have to keep up this tranny charade or else i have no money
>tfw a queen size bed and no cuddle friends

most of them have more lag i think

>but i'm still an underappreciated genius

no

Emulators are bad for speedrunning, yes.

pretty sure that tweet was beito desu.

sure is, I mean headcrab is gay, and he likes traps

why does witwix not let his beard grow on his face? why he insist on the 90s douche chinstrap?

uh im not gay

>643 posts early
elin

simplee elin

whoa that elin is stacked

*flies high above it all and bird laughs*

Is Cosmo really a misunderstood genius? I hear he does a lot of research you assholes

this thread is so dead because the faggot janitors ban for every slightly edgy or off-topic post
not everybody has a dynamic IP, not everybody can be bothered to reset his IP after every other post
people of the old guard like Dugongue have been permabanned or just got sick of waiting out 3 day bans or resetting their IPs
you get 3 or 7 day bans for everything now, for posting any kind of list like the Cuck Sagan nicknames, for posting elins, for anything politics related, it's like you are in an SRS subreddit and not on Veeky Forums - this post will probably get me a 3 day ban
that's why we need to vote Cronikeys for Speedpresident, only she can make speedrunning great again

stop being epic

>she
Cronikeys is a manly man

who is we?

why did you spoiler?

link to the srg gay erp discord please

Dude word, this used to be so much fun, and pretty much the only fun part about my life

>WAA WAA LET ME POST MONKEYS AND BIRDS WAAAA WAAA

who are you quoting?

i want to stream myself playing video games
should i do it on hitbox or twitch
i have cute feet

what color do you paint your toe nails?

i dont paint my nails

I don't paint my medievil

do it on hitbox because twitch doesn't allow feetcam

what if i don't want to show my feet

then what was the point of mentioning your cute feet?

It was a hint to her true identity you absolute mongoloid.
That is obviously our girl Paula.

>her

narcissa is streaming

Are we watching our guy?

Are you suggesting perfect, pure, loveable Paula has a penis?
Even better.

who is we?

paula would 100% stream with feetcam though

U&I

what games are you all doing for the 12 hour challenge this weekend? I think I might do some social eating speedruns. what would be better a large stuffed crust pizza from pizza hut speedrun or a taco 12 pack from taco bell speedrun?

was playing chrono trigger the other day and this happened, thought my old school serg-friends would like it

Yeah, fuck off

how our queen has fallen

I think you're too new to get it

Has to cover up his testosterone deficient weak jawline somehow

thanks for the late response!

No,I just think you are a fag for coming back here when you don't speedrun to post shit about a pathetic tranny.

whoever they were they had good taste in newbois

Kiss the nails

i think you need to step up and challenge the Beast

youtube.com/watch?v=4KZhy4hsQBU

I just thought it was funny, reminded me of old times. Lighten up!

pfft
youtube.com/watch?v=d-uBaetUoKE

he doesnt even drink paint anymore shoenice is a fucking poser

only a medium pizza? what's next? a small personal pizza because it would be faster? this is the mentality of speedrunners.

slayer

why did you spoiler?

Please tell me I'm not the only one who realistically eats their pizza slices by folding them in half.

Not even trying to eat it fast, it's just so much more convenient.

>tfw r/SamandTolki has more activity than this thread

Somebody do something damnit

i'm to tired after work to stream runs these days, sorry user

I did a speedrun.

>tfw no bf

You have to go back.

hopping on dota now get in here yall!

/cheer 1488
Goodluck ZFG! Kappa

it's cheer 1488

bene tell duke 2 stream subnautica

DansGame

zfgHungry

he's playing pokemon

which pokemon

benny why do you visit the thread?