/ss13g/ spessmen on a spess station

Who are your favorite pairs to ship?

I want to get sandwiched by Megurine and Alice!

Then go to bay

punishedchiot is 2hotdgos

Me and (you)!

I do

You still need to understand that you're a bunch of plebs willfully wallowing in shit because of delusional pride in your shitty server

Who?

I play here because the people are nice, not even memeing. All the Bayguys I've seen were cunts

This clown is a huge fuckhead.

ick ein ock

YOU ARE VIOLATING MY RIGHTS
i love screaming shit as assistant when I get arrested and resisting arrest. Or just greyshitting into the brig and slipping sec and farting on them then leaving

Same, especially when I know that I'm in the right (even when I'll be in the brig for way longer).

I don't know why people kill themselves over 5 minute sentences on shit servers like bay or vore sentences are like half an hour for stealing someone's shoes

because your shit

Xd

Hime is cute

Annoying sec is the funnest shit
>Get arrested 4noraison
>Call the secguy rude when he tazes me
>He drags me to sec for interrogating
>Call him a rude dude
>He starts asking me about cult or something
>Ask him for a donut
>He gets me a donut then keeps asking about cult
>I'm not involved in any cult shit but he seems angry so I keep calling him rude instead of answering
>He shouts that he's trying to be nice
>Tell him he's doing a bad job at it then call him a cunt
>He harmbatons me repeatedly then stops suddenly and lets me go
>Not sure if and admin told him to stop or if he realised that he was being a cunt
>Couldn't stop laughing regardless
>Walk out of sec and get jumped by a cultist and converted
>We wait outside sec and convert the guy as he walks past
>He goes full cruise control for cool in LOOC when he sees the squid next to my head
It was glorious

...

shit
here's a real SS13 court

youtube.com/watch?v=q5YSH4yMvkI

oh my god that's my post

Fun round.

Fuckin traitors man

lisa you fucked up real hard

>Sending a clown out to beat the shit out of the cultist
Feels good

>look at sec
>neville in the brig
>someone brings an empty locker talking something about it being his home
>it gets brought into his cell
>neville gets into the locker
>locker disappears
greytide why

>clown
More like clowntron. You fugged up.

Does playing a loyalty implanted role like security or captain or whatever fuck up your chances of becoming an antagonist?

Is that why sec is always empty?

>reica thinks i'm a syndie too
>she's going on a rampage soon
>instead of chloral meme a syndie try to set up a wedding and take her here then blow up
>she's going too fast, borgs subverted
>she ain't gonna wait
>have to blow up because they're going to murder everyone soon
>mfw she just walks it off

Yes.
Yes.

It reduces the chance, but it's not gone altogether.

That's unrelated to the implant.
Some roles are just barred from antag.

>get admins to start a pomf-approved playerpoll over a weeklong period to decide if skeletons came back after whining about it for a year
>it passes with a resounding 'yes'

Skeletons will return soon friends, and if you don't want 'em you should have voted

You play sec to stop antagonists
It's guaranteed action but in a different flavor.

>traitor
>gotta kill lisa
>figure she's a syndie
>get kidnapped and de-limbed by bill
>lisa saves me
>tell-all while on the operating table, how i won't kill her but it's my job to
>i really thought she was another agent who came to my aid
>order an e-implant for myself
>she asks for it, and takes it for herself
>fast forward some time
>still not sure what to do
>roboticist comes into surgery for enhanced eyes
>de-brain her, take her ID and borg/emag
>eventually amass an army of emagged borgs made with stolen brains
>they just murder anyone that comes to robotics so i can convert them
>lisa shows up, gets real close
>asks me to marry her
>explodes violently in my face, i barely survive with the help of the borgs
>end up killing myself in robotics when the shuttle arrives
wew

should just give you a random job like assistant if you roll antag as a sec officer then.

Stupid.

Or you could just play a different role

>SILICRUTCHES
HAH

I would have fully gone along with a wedding, with all the borgs in attendance but you killed yourself before we could go to the chapel, that's what started my murderous rampage beyond just amassing real, true silicon friends

There's nothing like having the one obvious antag sec officer that steals prisoners and executes them for minor crimes, and looking the other way

>Late join at 3 minutes till shuttle
>All I can hear is borgs are subverted
>Go to my office to blow them
>Office is bombed and some borg it lasering an officer in robo
>Print a new borg command console
>Blow all the borgs
>Have a bag full of mmis talking to one another on the shuttle about some kind of plans
I felt like I stopped something good from all of the other greentexts other than silicunts killing everyone.

>want to find out what people think of me
>don't want to mention myself

It was an honor, m'lady.

since i couldn't let a syndie murder bone people i had to blow up there and hope you died
pic related, detective followed me here

deadmin vulgaris when

It's easy senpai

Hello thread I'm Geoff Acula/Gef21, on a scale of one to ten do you even know who I am?

it's better to be unknown than to be known friendo

do your job and do it well and fame will not come upon you

hey, sometimes you think peeps don't know you, but a person or two recognizes you and thinks really fondly of you.

sure, you may not know it, but it's the thought that counts, right?

(source: happened to me)

I guess you're right, thanks

I try my hardest and mess up sometimes, but I hope people appreciate what I do in cargo

Hi I'm Reica Carter/Strawberrytan, and I've seen you on the manifest but never in person

>never say a thing about myself in the thread
>people are always shit talking me

see see also: dynamic naming

Not sure who you are,
but have you tried not being a shitter?

Hello thread I'm Alice Conrad/Rhydens Method, on a scale of one to ten do you even know who I am?

I think you're kawaii

Hello thread I'm Julia Brandt/Morena, on a scale of one to ten do you even know who I am?

I want you to eat me

it can't be worse than when somebody posted my deviantart, user, I'm sure you'll do fine.

Hello thread I'm Mao FungChin/JustSumGuy, on a scale of one to ten do you even know who I am?

Name your top 3 waifus right now!

I want to see if I get noticed

What are some of your ss13 red flags?

Hello thread I'm 2hotdogs, on a scale of one to ten do you even know who I am?

Julia Brandt
Lisa Tovir
Kaylie Morgan

I understand my taste is trash, but I find them entertaining

Hello thread I'm Intigracy, on a scale of one to ten do you even know who I am?

Oh I know who you are, motherfucker

You outed our cult and cut your own fucking head off with a fire axe right after you cheeky cunt, then said 'oh I had to go'.

Would've been nice if you'd kept bloody shtum about the cult in that case then you indirect-validhunting fucknut

if somebody posts about themselves in the thread more than I see their name in-game, i'm steering clear

Mechanical organs

Hello thread I'm Garryck Varus/Senaat1, on a scale of one to ten do you even know who I am?

Good security player
Terrible meme, regular tier shitter player
Better admin than player, it's a compliment
PunishedChiot, is that you?
Cervix Tickler, Veeky Forums refugee and erping badmin. Overall better than mrpain
Sawbones metaclub memer, was a bad headmin, doesn't play often and when he does it isn't noticeable

>Someone dares everyone to swap all their limbs and organs to mechanical before the round starts
>Next round is just medbay shouting at people for being cyborgs
I still haven't changed back

When a server has a 'dont be an ass :)' rule. It's basically saying 'we the staff members were too lazy to make a real rule list so just do good stuff and dont do bad stuff ok'

The entire point of a rule list is to cleanse administrative decisionmaking of subjectivity. If you're going to make a rule that's 100% subjective you might as well not bother with a rule list at all.

YOU JUST MAKE SURGERY LONGER YOU FUCK REEEEEEEEEE

I always try to stay under the radar on the thread because whenever I've actually revealed who I am, it turns out people think I'm crap and I get enough of being called crap in my regular life. I only go on this server because I'm not dedicated to online roleplaying enough for anything more than light RP and because I don't need to sign up with a username to an external forum to talk to other players.

I'm not deliberately bad at the game, I swear.

Hello thread I'm Nasir Scott/TheEliminator16, on a scale of one to ten do you even know who I am?

>make a character named "The Machine"
>all mechanical limbs and organs
>bright red eyes
>always shirtless

Hello thread I'm Grady Watson/Doobiedoo23, on a scale of one to ten do you even know who I am?

terrible

Hello thread I'm Reica Carter/Strawberrytan, on a scale of one to ten do you even know who I am?

My lover, we will marry in the sunset & make love in the moonlight!

Hello thread I'm Naomi Williams/SolariousGabriekla, on a scale of one to ten do you even know who I am?

strawpoll.me/10915452

Vote! It's not about waifus!

Hellad I'm Shiggypiggy on a scale of one to blyat do you want to ride my dick

Hello thread I'm Nick Weller/liltiptop, on a scale of one to nine do you even know who I am?

Hello thread I'm Nick Weller/Liltiptop, on a scale of one to ten do you even know who I am?

You steal my job all the fucking time!

you're much better at it than me though

Hello thread I'm Nick Weller/Liltiptop, on a scale of one to ten do you even know who I am?

Hello thread i'm Lisa tovir/Sandy sand, on a scale of one to ten do you even know who i am?

You seem alright, I'd hug you in the hallway
memes
more memes
I think you're a doctor? You seem okay
0
I like you
memes
Reliably stereotypical security, in all aspects I like the consistency
cute, but valid

Hello thread I'm Nick Weller/Liltiptop, on a scale of one to ten do you even know who I am?

I ain't fuckin with no red-eye mommis, they'll fuck me up.

punishedchiot as the dense anime protagonist and DeadpoolJ as the tsundere twintail highschool girl

Hello thread I'm Nick Weller/Liltiptop, on a scale of one to ten do you even know who I am?