/csgog/ Counter Strike: Global Offensive General

Orb of Discord Edition

>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
hltv.org/events/upcoming/
gosugamers.net/counterstrike

>Competitive News
hltv.org

>Wiki
wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page

>PUG Services
[FREE] cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] play.esea.net

>Betting/Trading/Item Related
csgolounge.com
csgobackpack.net
gosugamers.net
gamblersanonymous.org/ga/
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.

>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics

>Ranks & Stats
csgo-stats.com
hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team

>Game Enhancements
simpleradar.com/
spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt

>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: docs.livestreamer.io/
Open Source Twitch Chat: sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty

Hang out here everyday
>discord.gg/ZwBP8Sy

Other urls found in this thread:

steamcommunity.com/id/dezzion
teamliquidpro.com/news/2016/08/04/not-so-s1mple-farewell
twitter.com/navizeus4444/status/761203301429960705?s=09
twitter.com/m0E_tv/status/761336274472972288
cloud9.gg/news/csgo-welcomes-zeus
twitter.com/c9_zeus/status/100168215041337
steamcommunity.com/id/ERROR_LT
twitter.com/Thooorin/status/761386524214759425
twitter.com/CLGhazed/status/761389090654654464
twitter.com/AnonBabble

I like this one desu

i think this is the real one

this really is the best one

Hotfix today or over the weekend?

(You) betta smash dat mutfafuckin (You) button if (You) up

ALL OTHER THREADS ARE ON THE 10TH PAGE, USE THIS ONE

so this is the true thread

yes

*plays cs*

Dubs decides edgy nametag for my CS GO m4 silenced

Or any of my weapons desu

really?

Turbo nerd

Final Solution

Put a mouz and penta sticker on it

Dubs decides name for default AWP

Why doesn't Thorin understand that his interest in the world's skill at a game is just as arbitrary as someone's interest in their country's skill at a game?

really.

Legal Semi-Automatic Hunting Rifle

Thorin is autistic cunt.
Our cunt but that doesn't make him any less autistic.

>stand idle and shoot at the enemy while staying in pattern
>19 damage in 1
>enemy jumps around the corner and shoots twice with an m4
>kills me with two headshots

so this game is pretty ass huh

dead game general

yep

Yo I need somebody to try out a boost on cache
takes like 1-2 minutes max
steamcommunity.com/id/dezzion

how long till they remove the update? that rifle recovery rate is really bad.

nah youre just garbage my dude

wtf dont hack me dude

Post your rare 3fartsphilip images

Sup gotards
Come on let's join quick
steam://joinlobby/730/109775243399057643/76561198313499959

rtv 1 more

rank?

silver 1

you're obviously an awper

Explain how to fix the second scenario

Shoot him through the wall first

i never awp in the game my dude

Uhh?!? gotards?!?

Let's laugh at quakecon, it's right now and can't go past 4k viewers

dont laugh at my dying game :c

HA!
Sorry dude, didn't mean it. But quake people always laugh at me for playing cs

>mac update changes 32bit to 64bit
>drop to 30fps tops, average 15fps
>play at lowest resolution just to play average
>newest update comes out
>literally 1/2 of my shots don't even register, I'll tap fire 5 times and only shoot twice
>spraying only shoots like 3-5 bullets, then just stops shooting, even though I'm holding down my mouse
I'm fucking done. Fuck you valve. Fuck CSGO. This game is shit now. In only the span of a summer I went from 60fps to 15fps and a buggy shooting system. I quit.
Enjoy your cancer, I'm going back to

>playing on a mac
theres your problem you fucking loser dipshit braindead nigger faggot

surely there isn't anyone in this thread using >macbook

XD that would be pretty embarassing

>he plays on a mac

>mac

Maybe upgrade to a big mac.
Mhhh...

lol

Excuse-fucking-me for not having anything else to use, and I can barely buy my food at my shitty income.

Not everyone is a richfag who can afford a gaming PC, and this was handed down by my brother when he got a new computer

>le cancer computer meme xDDD
Kill yourselves, it's still valve's fault for breaking their game twice

you can probably get a decent pc by selling your shitbookmemememe

>he's poor
hmhmhm...no class

teamliquidpro.com/news/2016/08/04/not-so-s1mple-farewell
twitter.com/navizeus4444/status/761203301429960705?s=09
literally crying rn

twitter.com/m0E_tv/status/761336274472972288

Try eating the macintosh. An apple a day...

>masturabte to hentai all day
>decide to eat some food
>smoke a bowl and eat food
>look at anime card games online
>decide to play a game of cs
>feeling the flow
>clutch 2 1v4's
>team is patting my back and being nice
>we dominate the shit out of the other team
>gold novas and MG1s everywhere

i dont even care it was fun

>Me and Zeus both aren't on pro teams
>Me and Zeus are both chubby
>Me and Zeus both have Twitters
>Me and Zeus both like memes
>Me and Zeus both are white
How do I meet up with my twin?

what the fuck is simpleradar? this is the first time ive ever noticed it in the OP. anyone use it??

Just a cleaner version of the radar outlines. I was big on reddit like a month ago and I just copy ops so it probably got in around then.

bravo

>tfw suck with awp
>tfw playing on Dust2
>in pit with teammate
>he has awp
>gets picked by awper on A
>grab awp and try to pick guy on A
>miss 6 shots before dying
>team kicks me

is it me or is olofmeister a bit of a boring player


like u see it at the end of the game
"oh wow olof has 32 kills"
but u can never remember them.


can u remember a single olof kill ?


but try guardian...u can see the flick
i remember a guardian flick.

...

NEW OPERATION COMING OUT HOT NEXT THURSDAY

You can build a system to run this game, 150+ fps, at like 600 bucks my man it aint hard to custom build and pick and choose the right parts, apply yourself fuckboy

kek, stop holding the w button

Man, I wonder how they could mess up an operation even more.

is n0thing's dm any good?

>tfw playing csgo with a buttplug in

id???????

BREAKING NEWS

cloud9.gg/news/csgo-welcomes-zeus

twitter.com/c9_zeus/status/100168215041337

THE MADMEN DID IT!!!

What's this C9 training meme some guy is trying to force?

steamcommunity.com/id/ERROR_LT

NTY

-.-

what's the most annoying thing to play against?

I'm going into solo queue

Please pray for me

>be high silver/low nova
>guy with a meme for a profile picture
>private profile page
>30-40 kills by the end of the game

with* throwers

A decent guy that knows how to use autoshotty or autosniper

*prays for u*

ok, let me clarify a bit
>it's one of those days where matchmaking fucks you over, and in only a couple round you know you have exactly 0 chance of winning
what do you do to piss the enemy off as much as you can?

>what do you do to piss the enemy off as much as you can?
Throw my flashes when they start shooting that way they're flashed after they kill me

um you should be praying for rtz

>rtz
who?

Why is having a private profile so bad?

Because its usually smurfs/hackers?

What if I don't want you on my page bitch?

[X] CUTE FACE
[X] 9000 MMR
[X] REAL YEEYS
[X] OTAKU FANGAY
[X] BEST CARRY IN THE WORLD
MUST BE MY BOI ARTOUR

>>[X] BEST CARRY IN THE WORLD
I'm best carry in the world, not that rtz guy (literally who) >:^(

EE you need to get back in the game

you're confusing me !!!

Sick arrow dude

aaaaaaaaaaaa !!!!!!!!!!!!!

got more similar images?

>Because its usually smurfs/hackers?
In my experience the ones that dunk the hardest ALWAYS have private profiles

SEE NOW YOU LOST

>moE still has a job with EF
How?

in what way?

I'm not giving you more (You)s, bully >:^(

How did you fucking lose to FNATIC

twitter.com/Thooorin/status/761386524214759425

holy shit

how the fuck does thorin do it?

this dude is a genius.

hazed is /v/
twitter.com/CLGhazed/status/761389090654654464

My profile is almost always private because I'm not a fucking attention whore that has to show his shit off to people.

I cannot fucking stand looking at a profile and it's full of stupid worthless shit like a list of PC parts or something.

What the fuck is the point?

that is the most reddit post ive ever seen

I've never lost to fnatic.............