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OLD MEMES edition

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
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>STATISTICS
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Personal statistics: dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: yasp.co
Hero stats: devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
joindota.com/
gosugamers.net/
liquiddota.com/
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>secret hoping for waternigger to come through

nth for

>secret

second for Na'Vi

SWNL a bo3

Best Waifu

fuck I meant huskar not slardar

captcha : DSM UOSM POZZUOL
what the fuck moot.

EE IS SUPER SHIT

>Arteezy crosses river with full Agi against a Jugg and Kunka

wtf

Know your place Shitrekt tards.

nTH FOR FINLAND :DDD

ICEICEICE BROS WW@

>job interview last monday for a mcdonalds tier job
>it was terrible
>"nice!" - me
>chilling today watching my favorite boy (dendi)
>phone rings
>"waddup, you start tomorrow"

Guys ive been a neet for more than a year now. I dont know what to do. I cant go back to this life, its suffering. I will have to fix me sleep schedule, to eat well... i wont be able to watch dendi... jesus christ i'll have to start wearing pants again...

Just finish me. Seriously.

>moot
who?

Reminder Secret is a fraud

they haven't legitimately won a single game

all their wins were draft wins

rev up those rtz raging in booth webms

who's fresh brewed coffee here?

Always

think
of
the
$$$

Why is the thread so dead?

>Support kunkka
>Maxed Tidebringer first

What

>still six bucks
FUCK

So I've been away from Dota for the last two months.

How in the shit did Huskar become worthy of a ban? He was objectively a trashcan hero when I stopped playing due to being nerfed into the dumpster, so wtf happened? He is literally worse in every way compared to his incarnations in previous patches.

>blogging during TI
Consider suicide.

gooks still dont understand armor

sven no ac

gets memeitems and drops dominator for crit


gets spooked

wow

lmoa

SECRET ARE LITERAL NINJAS

EE CHANNELING HIS INNER NARUTO

>DC are losing to VG.R

nth for Secret is garbage and EE is garbage

>all their wins were draft wins

Welcome to 6.88.

the best.

t.aussie cunt

...

MOMMY
MILK

...

>pub build juggalo

>tfw he will never do his comfy singaporean streams in english any more
why do i even go on living

Naruto is a garbage Anime, EE would never watch that shit.

you are probably a newfag/normie and should kill yourself.

>this fat fuck is stealing 8.5

Did everyone finally remember the reason Sven was out of the meta for so long?

this fat fuck is stealing your breastmilk

>hating on dad

Come on now senpai

I have started buying drums on every other support hero. Do you think it's a good item? Sometimes I'll have a bracer and think to myself "why not? Drums is just an upgraded bracer anyway and buffs my team".

>Would you like to come back to my hotel room and watch some dota with me user?

why is it on track dota it says BEST of 3?

is that right?

sven is good

buying no armor vs dp slardar and deso isnt

alright, would you breastfeed me during?

i'd rather just fuck
I bet she's into scat

ee has the worst possible taste in anime, newfriend

No

en.wiktionary.org/wiki/kettle_of_fish

>Merlini: what's an idiom

Guys relax. Secret have ET to delay pushes and waternigger to splitpush. Easy win.

2/10
made me check his MAL account

no you smell like cheetohs

that fucking golem

How'd warlock get good again?

>It's actually the 4th farmer on the team
>Solo support SD

What the fuck china

If you call me Mommy

>secret losing to full meme draft

Lmao this team is a joke

ENVY
IS
S
H
I
T

you know you can just quit right?
also eat shit blogfag

yeah dude, I worked a job this entire summer that was slightly above McDonalds tier at 10.50 an hour, and I've got mad bank now for when I go back to college this semester.

Sven is a shit hero

You have a 5 second timeframe to do anything in a fight.
Once Bkb is down you do nothing.
Armour is completely irrelevant because it doestn matter if sven dies in 3 seconds or 30.
He'll be kited around without doing any damage whatsoever either way.

who is this man

>you'll never fall asleep while annee breast feeds you and talks about dota things
why even live

I cry every time

They are playing everyone is a carry apem dota

They are ahead of everyone

new meta is no supports

>puppey drafting

Losing to Chotto Matte, Warlock and a Nightstalker. SWNL???

Terrorist on stream

>giving envy a hero that does anything other than farm and shit out damage

SPOILER THAT SHIT I'M FUCKING EATING

maybe next year's TI if you lost weight

reminder this was on /a/ moots favorite board.

...

it's a female Slacks

OLD11 JUST BUY FUCKING OCTARINE FOR PERMA NIGHT YOU FUCK

I miss mootykins

Unless icefrog nerfs force staff sven and naix are meme heroes.

why does tobi always have to be such a weird fuck

tidebringer absolutely destroys waternigger

...

What was he replying to?
>inb4 i told you about stairs bro

>losing to a support Warlock

L M A O

Because he is a weird fuck. Have you ever heard the expression, "Lame as a nigger's baby"?

feels bad man.

>haha guys watch me in the wind haha isn't it funny guys are you paying attention to me haha it's literally wind guys and i am in it haha ins't that really interesting guys look at me please haha

youtube.com/watch?v=UfhXSRWx4ak

why the shorts?

one of us

It's an envy tries to out-feed pieliedie edition

fnatic is really shit, isn't it?

you sound like a mad virgin
how are your MRA bros going

Right? Like wtf man I've just beein waiting for the prices to drop but they haven't

BOOTH FU SPOTTED

N Y X
Y
X

dat gamer bod

I don't.

I get to post his daughterfu freely now, she's mine.

The climate is too hot for finns

hey red.dit

It'd be like fucking a ham shank with the bone removed

>maidens protected: IIII
>maidens who rewarded me with sex: