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SWNL

1st for drow is my waifu

niggers tongue my hero

>dark pact

leag is beter

7th FOR DEMONDOTA

SECRET WILL SOMETIMES WIN

Previous Thread

MVP is fucking PATHETIC

Who invted this team? Worst team at TI

just wasting time too, wtf are they doing they have NO CHANCE AT WINNING LEAVE THE GAME GOOK LOSER NIGGERS

>be PA
>buy personal courier
>blink strike to courier to speed up farm

Viable?

You probably farm faster than AM

>tfw dick will never be as big as lamn's

tab back in Lanm

Stop bullying Secret now, okay guys?

Please ;c

guys

what if you pick a core hero

and build radiance, then manta and octorene core?

Blitz holy fuck

>SWNL
eheheheHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

>Not watching Ayesee

HAMMER = DROPPED
SABRES = RATTLED
ISSUE = FORCED
ANKLES=WET
PUSH = TP REACTED
DOLLAR = SHORT
DAY = LATE
THOUGHT = BETTER
HAND = COOKIE JAR
BUTT = SLAPPED
SKILL = CONNECTED
MUSCLES = FLEXED
WELCOME = OVERSTAYED
WORK = GONE TO
FIGHT = COMMITTED TO
SPOT = ON
GOLD = INFUSED
WICKETS = SPLIT
DAY = AT THE END

>If Ayesee casted TI2
"THE BAGLES ARE STORMING THE RIVER
NA'VI ARE ABOUT TO BECOME BREAD STICKS IF THEY DON'T REALIZE WHAT IS GOING ON
DARKSYLL SHHHH STOP TALKING ABOUT NAGA COUNTERS
BLACK HOLLEEEEEE
THE WEASELS WERE TURNED INTO RATTLESNAKES
DENDI DROPS THE HAMMER TO THE PEDAL ON THE METAL OYOYOYOYOY OPAPOPA OYOYOYOY
DENDI
DENDI
DENDI
IG WERE A DAY LATE A DOLLAR SHORT WITH THAT SMOKE"

Tobi:

>THERE'S YOUR RP
>NOW LODER, HE HAS HIS MJOLLNIAH UP AND RUNNING, BUT WITH HIS TEAM ON THE SIDELINES AND DENDI HAS THE GHEM TO TAKE A CRACK AT DEWARDING, AND YEAH, EASIEST DEWARDING OF HIS LIFE EVEN WITH THE CUDDLE BLAST AND THAT?S ALL SHE WROTE
>IT'S A DISASTAH
>WHAT ARE THEY DOING WITH THEIR LIVES? - courtesy of CV

BTS studio:
>Oh boy, oh gee, I'm so happy all the time, what do you think Godz, great RP catching 4, right?
>Most people don't know this, LD, but Chinese usually only catch 5 with their RPs. What do you think Lumi?
>Jeshus, I mean, ushually you'd eshpectrf some more pashienss from s4, but yeah, pfllrtbrbrtbtt, they're playing OUT OF THEIR MINDSH

The GD Studio:
>Where's my whisky? You bloody bastards, stop wanking to Soe on Veeky Forums. God dammit, Bruno explain the lanes.
>So, we'll have the Benomancer on the eassy lane, and we're using Ogre Magi because we have no Jakiro. I'm going to repeat it. BENOMANCER. Draskyll?
>I mean, Jakiro is not THAT important of a hero, by any strech of the imagination. I'm not saying he's THAT good, too. It's just that he's pretty much average in most ways, and ends up just being a medium hero over all. Who do you think will be in mid, Weppas, Mag or Puck?
>... Yeah

Someone caught footage of RTZ leaving the vnue after this game

MUSHI IS RAPING THEM

J U S T T P O U T

what the FUCK did you just say you fucking BITCH

i told you

i warned you

This game is literally 9 v arteezy

It is what he was born to do

>Jeshus, I mean, ushually you'd eshpectrf some more pashienss from s4, but yeah, pfllrtbrbrtbtt, they're playing OUT OF THEIR MINDSH

every fucking time

Post the chipenko one

THAT'S RIGHT

KEEP THROWING EVERYTHING ON ABADDON YOU FUCKING RETARD

Then you have to level W early and risk feeding a courier. Not worth it.

>Hero with both damage and a million escape mechanisms
HOW IS SLARK BALANCED DOTARDS??

MUSHI PLS STOP THE RAPE

...

>Secret losing to the worst team in the tournmament

SMASH THAT MOTHAFUGGIN LIKE BUTTON :DDDDD

I'm sorry, but did Fnatic already lose? Oh, that's right. The game isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only the start of late game. Does not having the lead at late game count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this statement when the game is still on? Fnatic are still playing right now and they have been the best team in SEA for how many years now? They're playing one of the worst teams in Europe who just happen to have a lead because they're feeding off the supports. But you know what? They still fucking suck. Fnatic are one of the best fucking teams in SEA, they won tons of local tournaments last year and would of won their last game if mushi didn't choke. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when Fnatic wins and someone replies to you. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a post on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Fnatic topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like the team because they're good. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

SECRET

PLEEEEEEEEEEASE

>secret "losing"
>shitposts ramping up tenfol

truly the shitposting championships

>Fnatic winning with Abaddon


Who /mists/ here?

House Avernus best House

There are no breaks in the rape train.

ERGITSHIRURTAZRY

DESIRTUHYSDEUHRTYSUDERYH

EDSHIRYJSITUHYG?"?
AFRSUHASUDFHAUFGT

...

>tfw you have a quarry to settle

>secret

LMAO

DID THAT JUST HAPPEN LMAO

FREE......... RAX?

LMAO

>SHITREKT

TIL: Silver Edge cancels Abaddon's ultimate from activating automatically

>fnatic smoke ganked the rax

MVP is the worst team in the tournament bud

>no empire in this TI
Feels bad, man.

retard

>puppey's tp that he's forced to cancel

What kind of retard even tries to tp into 5

>Be EE
>Get mirana
>Literally
>Blink alone into 5 heroes

HAHAHA

EVEN THE CASTERS NOTICED THAT SILVER EDGE DISABLED ABADDON ULT

NICE

FUCKING

GAME

DOTARDS

>PPD holds the record for lowest networth at a TI

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>anime retard poster
>complete shitter
wew

You know we have groups happening where teams are ordered according to their performance right?

You know this?

>lp
>3k team mates
>everyone trying to lose
u did it valve!!!!

>RTZ CUMMING IN HIS FACE

RTZ is gonna murder EE after these 2 games

>Cumming in his face

Rtz is carrying this shitty team

>AND WITH ARTEEZY CUMMING IN HIS FACE
what did he mean by this

will this be the biggest upset in the group stage so far?

He insists on playing pos 6 supports. Like why do you go out of your way to not get farm (even when it's available to you at no expense)

>fucking secret

WHY DIDN'T THEY KILL THE FUCKING SLARK HOLY SHIT JUST RIGHT CLIUCK HIM

LMFAO

WHY ARE DOTA 2 PRO SO SHIT

>CUMMING IN HIS FACE

"With Arteezy cumming in his face"

What did he mean by this?

>casters prizing secret
>its literally all arteezy

yeah if you told me yesterday that secret would beat fnatic I would punch you in the face

TNC winning is probably the biggest upsets. But Fnatic is 0-6 so yeah I guess this would take it

thanks

>"win" fight
>accomplish nothing
>lose rax

ALL OF YOU DOUBTED SECRET

ALL OF YOU

holy shit bulba is actually doing stuff.

When will EE go back to being a support? Jesus Christ like even puppey can carry better than he can

secret is NA

this game

I also doubted Liru.

Why does SF deal no fucking damage with 25k networth

>tfw I worked on an f-list hub profile instead of watching fat fucks play the video game today
My kingdom of elvish sluts is almost ready for genociding.

>both teams use everything
>1 guy dies

>he doesn't know

I still doubt them, they are still down 2 rax on lanes that still have Fnatic's tier 2s standing. They need to wipe them like 3 times consecutively without a break in between in order to win.

>lose game 1
>let's huskar XDDD

its not just EE, they all sucks

No souls

You made a mistake.

>tfw arteezy will never win a TI.

how many times has fnatic failed to kill envy this game?

quite the pickle secret is in huh?

He's a midgame rightclicker and it's close to 60 minutes now. Vengeful fucking Spirit will out-DPS him at this stage of game.

this Secret-Fnatic game is actually soo good because they're both soo bad.

lmao nice bkb mushi

He fucking deserves it, he's literally the only reason this team has won any games

Both of them are better than MVP

>Secret 1 - 1 MVP

LOL

secret fans are this deluded

Closest he ever got to ti was with mason carrying him secretcuck

anyone wanna play some casual lp while watching dotes

I said above that bulba is actually doing shit this game. these burrows and spikes are on point.