Dota 2 General - /d2g/

>rtz rage quit
TILTED

>3-9-2

CLEMENT

PICK ANYTHING
GET BTFO

THE STATE OF TURKEY LMAO

my sides

team killer

WHERE IS SINGSING

MVP back to their glorious KDL strats

too bad march isnt there to revive warlock

>Not watching OUR GUYS MVP

It is like you guys hate fun

>Secret

>misery has done it again
what a god

>Secret

top kek

>secret losing
t-they're NA not EU !!!!

>be RTZ
>get fucked

MEATED IN BATTLE

>Secret

top kek rtz rqed at TI

howmad is he?

Why would you draft so many burdens in one team? You'd think Puppey would at least learn to start banning Arteezy.

YUROS YOU HAVE TWO CHOICES
1. EXPLAIN WHY ALL YOUR TEAMS ARE SHIT
2. CALL SECRET NA AND POST ABOUT EG BEING REDDIT
CHOOSE WISELY

dead
:(

Who do they have to play?

I NEED to BREED Auroth.

>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW think that puppey is not the biggest hack in the scene

...

>Have TI winning team
>drop Misery and w33 for team killer and U
>U was mole planted by PPD
>get left with Bulba thouhg
>DC destroys you aat TI months later

Puppey will never

I repeat

Never live this down

based W33 and Misery

eat shit Puppey

>Secret will never lose
>Secret always lose

>Escape Gaming

Poor lads. The teams literally just farmed them for points.

secret are mindbroken

even huskar can't win

>Reddit spergs out about NA slots
>EU gets btfo
>back to memes and shitposts

How can one region get so cucked?

MVP keeps winning with PA
how are they doing it?

I hurt myself today...

>Misery and w33 dumperstering Puppan and EE
It feels
so
Good

>The union of yuropeon cuckolds

DC and wings are doing great though?

MVP will win TI

3. Masturbate to Ryuuko

>w33 and misery recking secret
Pottery.

>Not watching karmic justice happen

Yo real talk though that DC draft was probably the most beautiful draft I've ever seen. Secret fell directly into their trap.

Whose fault was it this time?

...

How do we fix Team Secret, /d2g/?

i believe secret is EU

is this the best group stage ever?

BANE?

That draft was shit, so whoever was drafting.

When you don't have the Huskar-Oracle cheesing strat, of course they can't.

Can't wait for him to come back to Slavlands and stop playing with anchors like EE and RTZ

LIMITEЯS ЯEMOVED BLYAT

EE, RTZ and Puppey deserve to suffer together

biggest shitheads in dota besides PPD and Sumail

remove eternalcancer
give adderall to puppey

I swear to god if EG actually repeat yurocucks will permanently be on suicide watch for all eternity

>people actually paid money to poach rtz
>actual cash
>big dollars
huehuehuehuehue

Sweet victory for Sunsfan, I bet his little jewish cock is rock hard thinking about how hard DC is gonna run a train on his wife after they win while he counts the money.

It was well done, but it would not have worked if Secret was not running a one trick pony

we need to spread "Puppey is a fucking fraud" awareness, he slips under the radar too much while EE baffles and rtz tilts and RQ's

get fucking exposed Puppey you goddamn shitter

THIS IS KARMA
w33 and misery just unleash all the rage

I want to see Demon beat Secret

This...is the power....of NA....bulls

Assemble the holy trinity of shiity drafting that is kuro s4 and pupper

this so fucking hard

>DC let Secret reach their final form
>Still win

DOTA 2 IS an anime

It's just EE is the villain

>secret, a team with 3 NA players, get bodied by DC, a team with 1 NA player
Totally unexpected.

>qualify through Wildcard
>be on top of your group

Ehome is the new CDEC bros

>european scene so awful they're claiming chink teams now
you guys are worse than gypsies

Puppey is truly badppd

rtz prob doesn't even know this jonny cash song

Everyone but PLD

Remember that DC=EU, Secret=NA
So it's actually NA that got BTFO

As a fucking reminder, Secret have EG's previous coach in Bulba AND Aui which is a previous player, AND 1437 which has been Secret's coach for a year

THREE FUCKING COACHES AND YOU CANT WIN

EE LUL

>people compared him to ppd

lol

>Fnatic
>MVP Phoenix
>TNC is SEA's last hope

;_;

>HUSKAR GETS THROUGH
>STILL GET ABSOLUTELY DUMPSTERED
HOW
HOW CAN THERE STILL BE SECRETSHITTERS
LITERALLY, UNDENIABLY THE LOWEST LIFEFORM IN THE DOTA UNIVERSE
AT LEAST MOMMYMILK AND SHEEVERFAGS AND KPOPSHITTERS ARE OBSESSING OVER TITS AND VAGINA
BUT SECRET FANS LITERALLY HAVE 0 MERIT TO THEIR IDOLS

I feel bad for PLD guys. He just has to sit back and watch his drafter and carries shit the bed simultaneously.

It's their huskar.

They just jump in with pa and then an actual good hero like oracle does the work and makes her look good.

That's it
I'm now a #cuck4secret

>LGD, Navi, MVP, Liquid are direct invites

>picked Liquid to win the whole thing
>I thought it would finally be their time
>they're doing shit in the group stages

Kill me anons.

wings are LITERALLY playing russian dota they are 100% european you dumb fat burger

Played like a fiddle.

good job, u triggered me senpai

refer to this my buttmad yurofag friend

this 2bh

puppan's drafts have been absolute dogshit, he should honestly just copy w/e ehome do, because they play super standard and are still winning

give arteezy naga like ehome does iceiceice so that he can actually carry games with his mechanical ability, jesus

>implying MVP won't sweep all their Games and take the Finals from EG

>he doubted EG, our canonical guys

Pretty happy to see EHome doing so well t.b.h lads

Imagine if CIS wasn't terrible and got a good team instead of Escape. Imagine if Empire had a chance to redeem themselves.

MVP can do work in lower bracket though. First round is Bo1s, and I think they could win that BO1.

because they were forced to take it or DC gets huskar with Oracle and Elder titan support

>kick j33had and misery just before the deadline to play with ur circlejerk buddies
>get completely analstomped by them

>OK RTZ, YOU CAN FINALLY PLAY HUSKAR YAYYY.
>BUT HERE IS THE CATCH THOUGH
>YOU WILL BE GETTING ZERO BACKUP!

Why are Puppey's drafts so shitty today? Why does he keeps on picking Kunkka for himself when he clearly can't play him?