[ D a i l y B i k e T h r e a d ] - /dbt/

>not shit because some actor from a shitty tv series owns one

top kek

here's your (You) busrider

Yeah, and I'm too afraid to lane split.
What would be the problem? Anything specific to look out for?

id's habbening

Massive amounts of girlpussy

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>I'm too afraid to lane split.
Just do it, it's not that scary.
Worst thing that happened to me yet is scraping a trailer with my mirror.

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Its just a evo sportster engine slamed on some custom frame.

What did you faggets do on your bike today?
>went out to buy first snek

So what would be the problem?

>being Nobike

tried to get out 20yo screw
now head is round
considered suicide

Rode it.

hehe'd

while FZ09 are memes, what's the verdict on the Z800

>average GS rider

Although that GS is dirtier than most will ever get.

v-twinforum.com/forums/evolution-engine-technical-discussion/121849-evo-case-issues-what-look.html#/forumsite/20546/topics/121849?page=1

Evo engines are bad.

Rode it to family
Rode it back home

She handled the ride alright.
Is the dude even giving it any throttle? If you look at the rear wheel it looks like he's not even doing shit. Also his tires look like shit.

kek'd though.

800GS?

Kill it, Before it kill u.

If you look closely you can see he's just spinning the rear tire. It's either on too much road oriented tires or giving it too much gas, as a GS is actually pretty capable in off-roading.

Cute snek, does it got a box?

Did the ZX12R britbong kill himself?

All I see are issues with older Evos.

Fuck off nobike

Don't tread on it

I'm sure he is but it looks like he's on slippery clay/mud. With that weight and anything but knobblies there's not going to be any traction. Surprised he didn't drop it to be honest.

Took more pictures around campus while getting some summer school stuff ready.

Ordered a new mechanical seal, oil seal, impeller shaft, bearing and a clutch cover gasket.

700GS

my MILF just left me
feels bad

>waddling
Git gud fagget

Just dont say we didnt told you.

Pics of milf

made sure it was still there

probably going to ride it tonight

she never let me take one. Everytime I asked she was nakkid.

you're alright user

Thats what happens to ktm people, you should has a suzuki.

My driveway is a incline so I have to waddle to keep the bike from rolling into the street.
It's a qt tho m8's

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>My driveway is a incline so I have to waddle to keep the bike from rolling into the street.
Did your bike not come with brakes?

Abs?

I tought it was some kind of killer snaek.

>yellow and black
you do understand this is the physical incarnation of the gadsden flag snek right?

I might purchase a bike 30 minutes away. (Seeing it tomorrow night.) At this moment, I have no way of getting it back home. (I just got my lerners so I can't drive it home.) How to make it mine but not give the guy all my money until I have it at home? What do I about insurance. I live in Canada if that makes a difference.

i think i might get a snek to take my mind of my ex MILF

No traction because slippery surface, heavy weight and not knobbly enough tires.

I have a trauser snek if you want it mang.

bitches love muh ktm.

she just has too many kids and is too insecure for me to keep up. I can't promise her eternity when all I'm after is a fun and fast summer

>that meme backpack
How does it feel? Looks uncomfy as fuck.

Bitches like the suzuki.

Yes user, I'm on Veeky Forums and I like anime.
>tfw you will never be a hektik japanese bike fagget
Get one lad.

Alternatively, introduce the snek in your pants to a new MILF.
It's actually really really comfy and can hold a lot of shit. You can even strap your helmet on to it if you want and you wont even feel it hanging off the back. Protection-wise it's also excellent.

I wouldn't pay full price for it though, get it off ebay or something like I did. Gonna repaint it yellow soon to match my gear.

im not saying bitches dont love Suzuki.

The GSXR was my first crush.

KTM is my first wife

Bitches love the suzuki, not the ktm.

I'm just taking the piss out of you user its fine, easier than explaining what stalker patches mean or if my backpack is radioactive

> wake up to ride
> inch of snow on my bike

Fuck off Michigan it's MAY

Suzuki attracts trash.

KTM attracts wife material.

Sure m8

I don't know how you faggets live on the east coast.
>not being able to daily drive your bike
>cant even lane split
Mad jelly of all the offroad BLM you all have though.
>tfw all the fireroads around here are literally blocked off by Freemasons

Suzuki a good.

M8

Honda and ktm a shit.

>I don't know how you faggets live on the east coast.
>Michigan

East Coast here, we don't associate with those types.

>trying to shill KTM
>accidentally shill Zuki
REEEEEEEEEEE

Kucktm's get mad m8.

Bimmers for ultimate top tier wives.

Undeniable.

>take bike out for the first time in awhile
>car in left lane stops to turn into parking lot
>Mustang behind it doesn't slow down and waif, instead tries to merge into me as I'm passing
I really wish I could get away with throwing a big wrench at vehicles that do that

That white is sexy as fuck, holy shit

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>Honda wives

>All these ugly bitches on suzukies

>Fat lady pig arms

that's one fresh white

Indeed

Skittles are a good substitute, they're brightly colored so they catch the eye and the hard coating makes an evil sounding crack without actually damaging anything.

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>the flat black helmet maymay

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Not my fault they only had that colour available in my size within a month!

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>It's the [current month] and some people are still experiencing adverse weather conditions

By the time is cheap enough on used market you'll be too old to go fast

any1 in fayettnam wanna ride? I have a harley so I'm basically in SoA

So I raced hare scrambles and enduros for a few years, and I was thinking of buying a supersport for track days. Will my dirtbike knowledge apply here at all or is it useless?

Yes it will be a good base but you will still need to build a new skill set for pavement riding

Fuck off cucks!!

Home depot rental truck
Ask guy to ride it over if you buy
Make a damn friend before now