Dota 2 General - /d2g/

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>INFORMATION & GUIDES
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>STATISTICS
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DOTA 2 analysis: dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: yasp.co
Hero stats: devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
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1st (First) for Monkey Business

easy, beat siractionslacks and kelly to death with the gun then shoot myself

1st for honda a shit

who is this skeleton guy, is this some LoL champ?

Women don't belong to Internet so fuck off.

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>twitch chat tearing Anne apart
Based kids putting that bitch in her place

REMINDER THAT OG TNC IS A BETTER WATCH THAN NAVI WINGS

wow they just drafted a techies!

>tfw you fall from 5k to 4650

>He is a useless neckbeard virgin neet that amounts to nothing, even his parents can't like him
>He shitposts online about a "race war" and "us whites vs the world" narrative thinking it matters or anyone gives a shit

Everyday fatso.

>luna intentionally feeding lc 16 times because i dont know why
>still win because im 10 times better than these faggots
man lp is so fun

she looks kinda cute

I swear to god if EG wins another TI I'm never watching dota again.

How the FUCK did that charismaless, face for radio Kotlguy retard who doesn't even play the game got this job i will never know.

>there are people on deetwogay right now who wouldn't have ironic sex with Kelly

DELETE THIS

SPOILER THAT SHIT

>blogging during TI

>whale casting on main stream

whats aneedroid mmr?

back from taking a big break.

so drow is OP now?

>blogging during TI

>playing dota

haha oh wow

why are the twitch memers shouting cuckstealer?

MOOOOOOODSSSSSSSSSSSS

>600 second timeout for saying "chinks" in chat

8500

SHE'S A CYLON

here's to the memory of titan-chan

it literally just started retards

>chinks didn't ban huskar

>tune in OG/TNC
>it's another epic meme ranger game

Save me from this garbage.

>caring about MMR

>playing the game

lmaoing at your life

found the turbovirgin

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why not just get atos

I've been out of the game for like 2 years
Is purge still casting or did he end it?
Is Dendi still our boy?
Did Tobi gas the kikes on stream yet?

>ironic sex
Now this is what I call /d2g/.

When do the good games start?

QUICK

What anime is Miracle's steam avatar from? I want to be as good as him.

>falling for the Honeypot Majors

>not banning LD
is s4 a fraud?

Who /eu fans of EG because of Zai/ here?

nanatsu no taizai

I can't even have unironic sex

TNC play entertaining dota.

That being said, I don't think TNC have a good record against Mirana.

Which match should I spectate fellow coposters

What does this mean

>zai
>EU

If it's anything like their first match with EG then it's going to be hilarious as fuck.

>falling for the honeypot TI when TI7 is going to include aliens who will invade us later this year increasing the prizepool to $100 billion

>Navi not writing gl hf

kek

echo saber is cheaper and gives you stats that nyx loves.
I was pretty skeptical of the build until I tried it, but it's extremely easy stuns every time. It lets you actually use your vendetta damage

>navi trying to huskar wings
>wings literally shuts down cheese strats
gg

zai is so alpha it makes me so hard.

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I'm EU fan of EG since PPD

AXE

to add to this
she was with a sc2 pro (moonglade)
the guy was doing decent but nothing major
he finally makes it to the league (GSL, korean league)
First day, most important game of his career since he has to perform, she dumped him and went to flirt with another guy

Another infamous anecdote is when tobi was casting a tournament back in the days and she somehow got to help with the camera/cast
She proceeded to leave mid cast because god's knows why and left him to do everything by himself.

>battlestar galactica was 8000 years ago

feels sad

youtube.com/watch?v=K_IsptRrIak

Do you not have $20-100 depending on where you live? If yes then you can have sex. If no then you have more important shit to worry about.

I am EG fan since yesterday

What? You don't like losing rax even before the 15 min mark?

fixed

Who here /dropped Secret - picked up EG/?

>nanatsu no taizai
9k here I come

TNC is the CoL Ti5 this year

all team thinks they are shit so no one tried to check their picks/playstyle

they will lose in the main event like CoL once the team started learning how they won their GS matches

>it only took 7 years for caustic finale to stop being shit

No, they expect one of us at the wreckage brother

>super excited for wings versus navi
>caster is grill
time to watch this game instead

Look, call me gay, but I can't have sex with a girl I don't love.

This female caster has an intonation so flat that it infuriates me.

I'll fuck you my dude, I just need someone to stack with in ranked.

>you will never have unironic sex with your DOTA buddies in order to deepen your emotional bonds and become better as a unit

I dunno seems like atos is just better

its only 500 gold more expensive, gives more hp, way more int and works well with his aghs

echosaber feels like it falls pretty quick and the niche usability is a waste

Typical traitorous yurocucks bandwagoning off of Americas success.

based user

NaVi is back boys

>>it's another epic meme ranger game
>fuck this shit I'll go watch EG
>they are also running Drow

BASED FUCKING GENERAL

TAKING THE SHITSKIN NON WHITE SEA MONKEY FAGGOTS OUT LIKE A FUCKING EXECUTION SQUAD

88

>letting navi get sk AND io

what?

>everything after season 2
bad shit right there
kara thrace quickly became the worst character in the show

NEED to BREED etc

I love winter casts because he calls out bad plays a lot but she makes it hard to watch

You are safe lanning an the enemy sand king offlaner starts inserting his huge tail in your ass while your supports die left and right.

Waht to do? Fast I'm in game.

>doubt

>le puppey is good meme

If you are going to self impose nonsensical, arbitrary requirements then stop fucking complaining.

REPORT DAZZLE NO GRAVE

SHIT SKINNED MONGOLOIDS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>SHIT SKINNED MONGOLOIDS ON SUICIDE WATCH

SHIT SKINNED MONGOLOIDS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>SHIT SKINNED MONGOLOIDS ON SUICIDE WATCH
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>SHIT SKINNED MONGOLOIDS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>miracle invoker

now this is an excellent post

That caustic finale explosion when heroes die is so satisfying.

What is Wings doing, this is glorious

It was on cooldown you retard, he used it at bottom and it has a 60 second cooldown.

When they clicked on him after Alch died it had like 2 seconds left on its cooldown.

thank god for general

>tfw secret continues to suck

what bandwagon should I jump on now? I just want a team that can win.

OG maybe?

holly shit this rape

based