/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

BUDDY

>SSD load screen acceleration

>I'm not defending them, I'm just defending them

SC is Nymusen. Gonna go online now.

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>It's a "nullphaggot and crimeshitter get so triggered by being BTFO they actually start hiding their heads in the sand" episode

Oh man... burn this fucking thread before it multiplies.

You're really craving that attention aren't you?
Here, have some of these:
(You)
(You)
(You)
(You)
(You)
(You)

Way ahead of you

what the hell are crimeshitters and nullphaggots?

I swear to god I fucking hate every single general on Veeky Forums, and yet the tiny percentage of good info I get here is still better than literally everything else on the internet

fuck my life

Hearing about switchbux in time to make millions was worth reading bullshit about stripes and platform sperging for the last few generals tbch

Remember to thank your PacStan glitchers.

Remember to kys

Nobody liked knock-off nessi

Did the patch fix it? It doesn't seem like anyone has tried.

Still looking?
SC: Crakinidy

Yeah, someone just left actually. Adding you right now.

>im not being retarded, im just being retarded.

>mfw lightning fucking killed all electronics on house.
Im coming back ;_;

thanks senpai just have to connect on a lobby

Still need one?

Maybe. Post your username just in case. Someone might not show up and/or leave.

I already accidentally joined :^) didn't know you were hosting

really sorry about that fucking shit timing dc. I hope I could join later

>play with /gtag/
>its always join a session and bully randos
>boring as shit.jpg

I suck at racing but i have a creativity overflow, so with the new ""props"" they released for the creator, stuff got more interesting.
Vote in these polls, and I might make a 10-map playlist depending on the popularity of the picks.

strawpoll.me/10913248
strawpoll.me/10914400

Also I will ask you to test/race it.
Will post here if i'm done with one, with an image like this template, so if anyones interested can come playtest.
posting every thread. voting = making it stop

Fucking just stop

>>boring as shit.jpg
>making people angry at videogames is borning

Even worse than cowposting desu

this is my first attempt at a mario-kart-like fun racer and my first take on a video game editor since 10 years

pic related, it's mostly easy hazard and has been streamlined a few times for a smoother experience

de.socialclub.rockstargames.com/member/Your_last_Friend/games/gtav/jobs/job/5q6K_A5cKUawr9jvvg-mWA?platformId=8

r8 and h8

Why all pink
Go mario kart colours dude

What does this glitch do?

IIRC endlessly repeatable finales.

Damn that's pretty nice if you have a good group.

mostly because I wanted a good contrast for testing my first track

I'm going to change or mix it around a bit, but at the time I thought it looked like ice cream and was fitting the beach

Should I bother getting into the finale farming if I don't own a Kuruma or the apartment to keep it in?

Maykel never godmoded. Maykel was a good boy.

better link

rsg.ms/bdde173

I tired from working right now, sorry

t. Maykel

Wish I actually had been recording. Him cirkling with the insurgent for a good minute, missing every shot was pretty amazing.

>it's a FORCE skid episode
>Godmode
>Weapon removal
>Vehicle Invincibility
>Freezing
>Wanting to fight me irl because I'm not scared of him

Where does he live though? Find him on FB. He's on there, he says.

Maibatsu Penumbra is stronk! STRONK!
I'm on my laptop ; - ;

fuck off

'Course it's fixed. They even shut down the whole game with an "ALERT: AN IMPORTANT UPDATE IS NEEDED" because they saw their Shark Shekels vanishing in front of their eyes.

pls kys

>Thinking drifting is faster in anything but mario cart

Should've just left the session when this happened to be honest
Also lmao at him shooting my corpse

Yeah it was right after that part where I put about 4 shots in his head with the heavy sniper and he took no damage.

He would never godmode though, he even said so. Who would go as far as to lie on the internet?

If you're on your laptop, and in FUCKING SINGLE PLAYER; just use the rockstar Editor. You can max settings so it renders with good graphics and at 60fps.

of course this is nullphaggot, so anything beyond retarded thoughts is impossible

But it's always them starting, they try to bully and get bullied.

/gtag/ is watchmen

While it's this for the most part, there are some shitters in gtag.

But I'm not in single player

Bruh, you forgot to remove the speedo

unless you admit to modding in online

>Playing story because never bothered to 100% it
>it's actually better than online

running my own server that friends can connect too.

No ones perfect, not even /gtag/

>it's a "nullphaggot gets BTFO so hard, the leave online for multifive" episode

who else do social cleansing in /gta/ ?

>Nullphaggot needs mods to drift the penumbra

you can't make this shot up

>shot

Does street sweeping count? I sometimes go to gang territory to gun them down and steal any bikes or custom cars they have.

of course, at night i drive in the ghettos and clear the hood from homeless,drunks whores and gangs

Neat. When is it going public?

Fuck off

>Running a server on a laptop
>Running a game on the same system as the server

You really are retarded

We need a drawfag to whip up a poster with some GTAGs and the tagline "WHO BULLIES THE BULLIES" or some shit.

I just got this server thing today gosh.
there are already multiple drift servers if you are interested in that.

>I got it today

That doesn't disprove that you are a retard to one both on a laptop.

Yeah cause I'll put the server on this non existent other computer, at least it can do both for testing.

I HOPE YOU GET RAPED BY A PACK OF NIGGERS YOU WORTHLESS RETARDED SACK OF SHIT, KILL YOURSELF NOW

Why are you so upset user?

You're still a retard for running both at the same time. You have a desktop, and you have a laptop. If you only have access to your laptop right now, then don't test your server yet. How have you not killed yourself yet?

>It works
OMG DONT DO THAT UR SUCH A RETARADDAD

BECAUSE YOU DON'T YET HAVE JAMAL, TYRONE, HIKEMBE, AND CHIKE POUNDING THE SCREAMS OUT OF YOUR MOUTH WHILE YOU WIKIHOW HOW TO TIE A NOOSE YET FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKYOOOOOUUUUUUU

>missing the point

This proves either nullphaggot or crimeshitter used/uses menus.

I got that tornado from a crew member who spawned it for me.

>Throwing crime under the bus

How manage to keep stooping to lower lows?

r8 my stunt race

socialclub.rockstargames.com/games/gtav/xboxone/jobs/job/prm1VQkQPkCTadEc_iw3EA

Crime didn't ever spawn me any vehicles, stop trying to create lies.

If anyone here is trying to do the Pac Standard glitch, I made a script that makes it easier.
luxio.xyz/CrashGTA
Just helped a few GTAG anons perform the glitch, and it worked like a charm.

Anyone want to do the glitch again? I'll host the lobby.

I used to do VIP jobs with crime all the time before they got kicked. They used to spawn railguns all the time to shoot down jetshitters in freeroam.

The only gtags on that server were you, styleszeitgeist and crime, though

Duping and selling cars is so tedious.

Sure thing, hope you accept rank 15s

SC: Kazzumatsu

Ever done pac standard before?

>Crime shitposts about GTAGs fighting in numbers when idiotic randoms attack them
>uses a Railgun in Freeroam
Oh boy

Yes more than once, just started this new character a few days ago for a fresh start.

I know that it made me look like a dick that i dc/d on the heist but can i get an invite again?
I'm still salty about it ;_;

Mean to say, before that day, a gtag member who will remain anonymous as per HIS request gave me that car to put into my garage.