Dota 2 General Thread - /d2g/ /gulag/

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: dota2.com/news/updates/22824/
New players: purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: blog.dota2.com/
Lore: dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
League shitter who wants to join dota?: dotabuff.com/learn/lol

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: yasp.co
Hero stats: devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
joindota.com/
gosugamers.net/
liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui

Other urls found in this thread:

dotabuff.com/esports/leagues/4664/heroes?date=week
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>S4

Reminder that we are cheering for EG, OG, and TNC so we can put TNC in top 4

1st for poetry

Zai is an American, right?

What is Alliances Wincondition?

Xth for reminder

arteezy

wow
who that qt?

Na'Vi outdrafted giga fucking hardddddddd

Biggest australian shitpost ever made

Nth for hero that is immune to vehicular mishaps

>artstyle picking his nose

Navi got this

>PICK OMNIKNIGHT
>EVERYONE IN NAVI ROOM LAUGHING

WATER
NIGGER

>Ludwig Wåhlberg

Sure.

having the same owner as EG

what did he mean by this

Bananamancer!

APOLOGIZE

>choosing to use the size of someone's foot as your standard for measuring length

OMNI!

Literally every hero is going to get picked.

OMNI PICKED

CHECK OFF ANOTHER UNPICKED HERO

>kind of want to play ogre in pubs but carries will suck dick and there's literally no point not picking core even if you have 5

WHAT STREAM ARE WE EVEN WATCHING

he's from minnesota.

>4k networth swing early game off of 2 core kills for 1 support trade

>choosing to use the distance from a city in the UK to the arctic for measuring length

ignored heroes so far:
bloodseeker, centaur, gyro, jakiro, leshrac, lina, sniper, spectre, techies, treant, visage, necro

LEAGUE IS OFFICIALLY ON SUICIDE WATCH RIGHT NOW

THEY ARE FORCED TO WATCH THE SAME 20 HEROES OVER AND OVER

YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

>omni picked

based

>Hey guys
>You know bulldog's signature hero that gets him all that praise and attention
>Maybe if I play it I can get praise and attention too

...

what anime is this
animation looks decent

Go mid ogre.
Problem solved.

>Discount Adam Sandler

no, YOU apologize

>LODA LD
God I'm pissed, they've done this a couple of times before and it's always lost them the games.

knk

who hasn't been picked yet?

Lina and Techies?

thoughts on tobi and merlini? they work fine together 2bh

why dont they even pick lina? did i miss something

>sweden.webm
this is so fucking true

ok I´m sorry :(

merlini compensates for tobi's retardation

Everyone's too scared of getting outskilled by mid Mirana's leap.

damn omniknight is a fine hero in the laning phase

nerfed to shit, the numbers dont work

Which game was shadow shaman picked in? Did he win?

Put a trigger warning, dude

That shitskin face scared the fuck out of me

Lumi tier in slurring words and making up phrases

call me race traitor all you want

id breed aisha

What did he mean by this?

STOP BEING A BITCH, YOU FUCK! TAKE YOUR COUNTRY BACK

GENERAL

>Instant pick omniknight
>Laugh
>Feed first blood with omniknight

>pick omni
>get anally ravaged in lane

>dat lip bite

she wants you user.

>H0NEYLANS

>responding to tripfags
pls no

That's a point in that show where they asked the guys act like the girls and the girls act like the guys for "fun"

That's not me though-

>63% white

THIS BATRIDER TOP FUCKING KEK

It's literally a 3/10 anime. Don't bother.

That's why Na'Vi is based.

Having fun and not giving a fuck

It looks nice but lacks substance, they made a movie that recaps most of the series, watch that instead.

you can tell it's a genuine euro by the fact he spelled it 'weak' instead of 'week'

breed etc

notail is envy of OG

>You are the only constant

badLion as support, badMirana as core

seen it already

BATRIDER IS BALANCED

Moon is actually doing so much work.

...

>playing during TI
Only retards play during TI. Oh, wait...

>dragon lance
epic XD

lmao ditya ra is retarded

Jesus christ, how do you lose that?

why dont people build dragon lance on batrider

>SUFAIL

sumail???

>eg
?

>Sumail
ALLAHU ACKBAR

>meepo against a fucking sven, Invoker, Ursa, Puck and a fucking omninight
Can't make this shit up. Meepo would never win that shit.

>gamburger losing to shit 4

>tnc might go to lower brackets
>navi might make it to upper brackets
>FUCKING ALLIANCE MIGHT MAKE IT TO UPPER BRACKETS

What fucked up universe did I end up in?
Can Jimmy do it? Is all hope dead?

dont qeustion mark lol

I'm living in iceland.

Ty user, how did you find those? I tried looking around but the hero section didn't work.

just

TP

>Batrider
>Balanced

I'm more surprised by the fact that I managed to end 20/4 against that lineup

fear is so bad lamo

>Burgers actually think they can win vs Alliance

OI IM HAVIN A LAUGH RIGHT NOW M8

?

link artist, image search isn't working

dotabuff.com/esports/leagues/4664/heroes?date=week

click the magnifying glass to get the matches

>"hahaha oops we're throwing! alliance is winning after all :^)"

throw order has been received