/owg/ - Overwatch General

So the point distribution is based on your career high?

so is lucioball going to go on until olympics are over or just for the rest of the week?

What do you guys think about my standup routine?

>pick Winston
>say
>wait for it
>dicks out for Harambe

Because he's the only hero who is properly balanced.

I need rare Tracers

>everyone is happy because of you

Don't make yourself feel bad user. You're one step closer to the person you've always wished to be.

Is anyone else getting bored? I just hit 101 and am not sure if there's anything I can do to spice the game up or if I should just wait for new content.

How likely is Sombra/new maps/whatever on the 23rd like I've been hearing

i've already bought one golden skin and now im gonna get 200 points more, how cool

I need that Enabler challenge where Ana nanoboosts some faggot and they get 4 eliminations/assists

Recommend me who I should bananaboost that will guarantee me this mother fucking cute spray, please

Name as many scenarios as possible.

>Need to get from 58 to 65 soon
>Too busy watching TI6 every day

:(

Alright honest question here. How can someone be twice prestiged and still not grasp the basic fucking concepts of the game? I ve been playing a lot more qm than normal for the exp and good god I want to rip my eyes out from frustration

>Walked in on this on accident

What do?

*claps*

HAHAHAHAHHAA

>23rd
doubt it
but you should be a reasonable enough human being to understand if you aren't having fun, then don't play anymore. come revisit when new content is actually out friend :)

fug

Reinhardt, Reaper, ulting S:76.

I'd say is just fine.

t. someone who just hit 65

>it's a five people rank down because someone on the team left episode

hahaha good one blizzard

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ulting genji, reinhardt, always got my qute spray the first game on her

>Those faggots on mic who need to infight and argue every match when they are just as shit as everyone else
For what purpose?

Considering I teleported in there and said "DEATH COMES", and she didn't react? I make my way on over and stick it in her pooper

>Genji before he ults
>Reaper before he ults
>Soldier: 76 before he ults

Pharah a CUTE! also an amputee

>tfw my battlenet is Harambe
>changed it as a joke and cant change it back
>get POTG as winston
>"This is revenge for Cincinatti"
>everyone laughs

I'm happy that I got to make others happy for once

>mei is not fat
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR

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>winston's gun deals 10% more damage
>has an alternate fire, shoots out a ball of lightning that deals 70 AoE damage, takes 25 ammo
>melee deals 20%-30% more damage

or

>has the same amount of armor/health as D.Va's mech
>Melee deals 20% more damage

Would this make him too good?

i always mute mic
NOTHING good has ever come from audio chat
it's a really fucking good implementation by blizzard, and I hope other games follow, but I mute that shit when not with friends

i also sometimes mute chat, but that's more rare because it's easier to just laugh at text over hearing some mexican speak in ebonics

true

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Walk out like the beta I am

Reminder

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Pharah a qt made for marrying. She also has her entire body.

please delete this
He really needs the damage boost. He always dies before killing a support, or a support runs away before you can kill them.

t. rank 54

stop posting that underaged transkin

brad?

>Implying Zarya isnt getting nerfed next patch

Higher pickrate than genji senpai

winston does not really need to be changed

If you buff Winston then you will flat out break the game by eliminating anyone with less than 200 hp and little mobility or with little self defence power.

>play reaper
>get five (5) gold medals
>ask if the mercy on our team can get Lucio because he is fucking shit
>"lol, stop complaining about your teammates"

Why is Zenyatta such a bro?

>15 year old Phara

So pure.

Hana is for bullying

Posting best waifu

Cincinnati*

Im gonna bully you fgt

I looked it up out of curiosity, he's 65

overbuff.com/players/pc/WelleTom-1541

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No sexualizing Qtmaker pls.

>steamroll enemy both ways
>get a third of a rank
>barely win in overtime
>get a third of a rank
>have all golds and win
>get a third of a rank
>do nothing but sit on point as Reinhardt and win
>get a third of a rank
>win a 5v6
>get a third of a rank
>win while being underdogs
>get a third of a rank
>win on a 5+ win streak
>get a third of a rank
>lose fair and square
>lose a third of a rank
>someone left
>lose a third of rank
>underdogs defeat
>lose a third of rank
>etc

Is it bugged? Is it supposed to behave like this?

Perfectly reasonnable buffs for Junkrat
>Riptire always does 600 damage, no splash decrease
>Concussion mine -2 sec cooldown

Lick her sweaty body.

who would shinji be?

McCree is way more fun. But I have to pick genji these days because the free team wipes are just too insane to pass up on.

And I don't have to worry about whether my aim is on point today or not.

lmao ok you fucking virgin you won't do shit

Genji

I think about becoming a professional artist. Rate my art.

>finally got my twitch aiming back to what it used to be

Thank you based McCree

>transkin
wat

And no, all qt Pharah content should get posted constantly.

fuck
t.Hanks

Marvelous, darling! I will add your piece to my collection

>hair down
RARE MERCY

UNSHEATH THE FUCKING SWORD GENJI

Will you please peer pressure me into talking to her? I'm always nervous around girls :/

>Genji
>balanced

Is this what Genjifags believe? Jesus, and I thought AvenueSwine mains were delusional.

Reaper?

>Shield has 1000 hp, up from 800
>Shield lasts 13 seconds, up from 5.

There, now Winston can actually perform as a tank to some degree for his team.

>Melee damage increased to 50, from 30.
He's a 450 pound gorilla, he should punch a little harder.

do u have that pic where it has shinji and dva in a mtf trans timeline?

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>You will never come home to her after a long day of work, unravel her hair and cuddle her

Kill me famalam

After Tracer breaks her

>Highest level this season is 60.
> Amount of points I have is 25.
75 points to go.
fuck.
Guess i shouldn't have played in quick play that much. Don't want to grind like a korean all day either , so I guess no golden gun for me this season.

Anyone know, are your ranked points gonna reset in a next season or not?

Well, Genji requires at least some skill? Pathwaypiglet requires literally nothing.

I demand more bully tracer

Because his fun comes at the expense of everyone else's.

It's a damn shame.

Don't all characters do the same melee damage? That always felt a little weird to me. A 37 year old Swiss doctor with basically no combat training can punch as hard as the strongest woman in the world and a fucking gorilla

I can't decide who I like Hana with the most.

t. Bastion main

i dulled the edge a little bit

ok

New skins for everybody when?

demoncracy and mysticelite have autism

oh god

is this a ship now

Points carry over

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>this is what Genjikids actually believe

Now that's a good kind of weeb art.

way too fucking gaudy and impracticable for overwatch. completely destroys sillouhettes