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Things you can say about your car - but not your girlfriend
Its real
exists
Never been in my cars backseat.
I have one
I beat my Saturn with a sledgehammer.
It screams when I ride it hard.
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Had it for four years and so far it hasn't shit the bed.
I once drove a car....
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I got it used
>tfw dating a virgin
She sucks, squeezes, bangs and blows very nicely.
I got mine used and the interior was ruined
It's reliable
My friends are not allowed inside of it.
She's older
I let my buddy borrow my car for the weekend and he was nice enough to fill her up before bringing her back to me.
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I'm not the first one to ride her ;)
I have one
I have 3 and they don't bitch when they're next to each other.
It never has a problem with me touching it
I have no problem with myself and 3 buddies climbing in and driving all day long.
I've left it in a barn for a year and a half
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it makes me feel free
I think I'll trade her in for something better looking
I'd never do anything to hurt it
Yeezy did not reupholster it
Numerous prior owners
i'm so sorry user.
It doesn't have marks, bulges, scars. It's in fine shape. It lost all its baby weight.
'only one owner' woulda been funnier
It tells me exactly what is wrong with it.
My car won't wake up one morning and tell me it doesn't love me anymore.
I'd rather birds not shit on my car
>It's black.. :D
>It only has 2 ways to enter
It was recently gutted after having tranny problems
being inside it makes me happy
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I had 6 People in there one time.
Unreliable, expensive to keep, huge as hell and fat as fuck.
Keep dreaming, m8.
I prefer the European one to the Japanese model.
i can fit 3 friends in the back
Its got 224029 miles on it
It runs well and is in good shape
Its only 6 years old and 3 dudes can fit in the rear
I don't have a gf or a car.
eats too much
I spend money on it.
i have two of them that love me as much as i love them
>not fucking your gf
I trust my car with my life
I can last hours on end inside it
This
are you 16?
7 series vitch nigga, love the thing more than my meh tier gf.
Forgot to add that the car is still beautiful as fuck.
I keep blowing trannies.
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