Ew im not getting in that rust bucket

>dynamite
Why

Those are road flares, it's satire.

rust? what rust?

Fine, stay there, then. Bye.

>im not getting in that!
>ok byeeeeeee

leave in a hektic skid.

Whats with your jaw bitch?

City bus comes in an hour, hope you have exact change.

"who the fuck are you? I'm waiting for my dad"

Drive away

>>ew im not getting in that rust bucket

Was she some spoiled "daddy's little princess"?

I would clearly state that she was given the opportunity to get a ride with me and she declined. I tell her to get a taxi and not to ride with strangers. That's important because if she gets raped by someone she might try to blame it on me. I will have it clearly recorded (for legal reasons) on my cellphone that she declined to ride with me. So I left her there because this car is the only car I have. I then drive off.

If she is my boss's daughter, my mother (picture too young tho) or my sister, I would call a taxi and wait for the taxi to arrive. But if this was some GF, then she is clearly too much trouble already. You can imagine being married to such a person turning you bankrupt quickly and then moving on to a richer person in her quest to "keep up with the kardashians".

you skipped step 1 where you take your prescription

>how to lade your car 75-100lbs before you are even inside

>wat do
Maintain your car and keep it clean.

shut up bitch, get in the truck.

For playing one way hot potato with the dindus

drive off.

She don't like rat rods.

Your loss sweaty, have a fun time in the bus getting rapey looks from older men and being rubbed by them.

Flick the switch for launch control and leave in a hectic burnout.

Thanks Mr. Skeltal

Am I a taxi driver in this fantasy scenario?

Think to myself that shes right and kill myself for having such a disgusting car with rust holes in it

Well, that's too bad, see you later.

Good
Not like your shit will fit in the trunk anyway

Walk then you uppity cunt.

Fine.

>take her purse
>go away

I'll carry all her bags to the nearest taxi and pay for her trip, say "I-is that all miss?" and be ignored then I'll never see her again because I am not worthy.

turn on some gay music and burnout away with my opel omega.

Bitch, how is this a rust bucket? There's literally no rust on it

More like
> Smile
> Put on my sunglasses
> Spaceboy starts blasting through my speakers
> Rip a hektik skid

KEKKITY KEK KEK KEK

>not knowing well in advance I drive a real American rustbucket

This girl needs to be my gf.

Trust me you wouldn't want that.

I hope Luna Lovejoy has her tetnis shot

I wouldn't get into those dusty meat drapes either, so I guess we're even.

Dude she's like 14

That's a pretty rockin bod for a 14 year old.

Some girls can hit puberty as early as 8, and others as late as 17

Bye Felicia.

>>not knowing well in advance I drive a real American rustbucket

>14
>has breasts
what the fuck kind of preteens have you been kidnapping senpai, get me in on that shit.

It's the hormones in the milk

to clear honda drivers off the road

>ok
>leave

Anything else is confirmed summer.

>Alright, call a taxi then, dumbass.

*drives away*

>Drive off.

The next day, your boss tells you that you are fired for abandoning his daughter. Since you are in a "right to work" state, that is actually a valid reason to fire you.

Rev engine and roll coal outta there

>post hot girl
>post something demeaning and relative to a shitbox or anons cars

100 replies guaranteed

Bitch, you don't know A E S T H E T I C

Burn your boss' house down.
>I'll fire you faggot

Three point turn 360 degrees and drive away

>hot

do you even have standards? holy shit. that girl's painfully average. with a ravaged up cunt.

hi

But only if you personally chose not to pay for union protection, user.

You're not paying for nothing, but some people are just too poor to pay because they're unwilling/unable to advance their career or make good money but blow it on engine mods for rust buckets.

I can't even imagine being female
> Entire worth is based on how the opposite sex sees you
> Physically weaker than the opposite sex
> Struggle with emotions
> Bleed every month
> Most of your worth disappears once menopause sets in

So?

>14
>preteen

This.

14 is well into the consent age in several countries.

girls being a drop kick is expected
guys have way more pressure and shame put on them for being a failure

Peel out and drive away, waiting for the panicked phone call about how she doesn't have a ride

>guy who owns 2 pigfat grandpa cars complaining about 30lbs of shit in someone else's trunk

This. I drive a 2300lbs more or less car and i find complaining about 200kg bullshit at best. There are modifications under 100 bucks that will increase HP enough to make 200kg of weight bullshit.

>Peel out
banana car?

>"up yours bitch"
>engage launch control on my 1995 Audi S2

Then 2-step the fuck outta there lighting up all four wheels while simultaneously yelling PEACE over the glorious 5pot turbo sound track

well my stepsister had quite large knockers at 14. A great ass too.

>But only if you personally chose not to pay for union protection, user.

It's not just that a "right to work" state can't force you to be in a union. Along with that bill were other things such as you can be fired for any reason without justification given as long as it is not against the Bill of Rights such as "you are fired because you are black". Of course no boss will say that when he fires the guy. He'll just fire him and give no reason because he is not obligated to give one in a "right to work" state. Those republicans sure gave that bill the good name that seems to suggest the opposite of what it does.

obviously I didn't need that job.
>not using company vehicles to pick up employees offspring on company time
I would have flat out refused from the start if they didn't pay me at least $0.40/mile to drive my own vehicle.

>Since you are in a "right to work" state

No I'm not

"You idiot, this car uses aluminum body panels. Get the fuck in."

Then fuck off, lady. Why'd you even call me over here?

>Since you are in a "right to work" state, that is actually a valid reason to fire you.
That's not what that means at all you retard

Veeky Forums doesn't know shit about cars or politics

Cya

Retard, "right to work" states allow employers to fire employees without any justification for their reasoning

kek