1 minute. 1 minute is all it takes for an intruder to kick your door down and breach your multimillion dollar property while you're on your monthly cruise. Completely free to ransack and pillage your millions.
1- Millions of Americans every day, work hard. But WHO is WORKING HARD to keep THEIR HARD WORK, *SAFE*?
2- Millions of Americans every day keep all their personal information NEATLY PACKAGED together, perfect for any robber to steal and impersonate your full identity.
How DO YOU protect your valuables?
CAN you afford to keep your life's work insecure? Remember. One minute is all it takes for your door to come crashing down.
Brody Ortiz
By not living in america
Aaron Green
>Not setting up a turret in your living room
Oh sowwy officeuhh i was holding it for my awmy fewnd
Hudson Powell
>One minute is all it takes for your door to come crashing down. if you have high-explosives sure. but there is nothing you can do really. you can put it in a safe, but even those can be opened in time. if you have a lot of money you gonna have a safe hidden that gives the attackers at least an hour of struggle to open or move and an alarm system that connects to private security firm that responds in 10 minutes. if you don't have much wealth this is not an option it wouldn't be worth it.
Christian Howard
Better security, possibly put all my important valuables in a secure/hidden room before I go on a cruise.
Cameron Jackson
and insurance if the burglars can cause a lot of damage.
Ryder Diaz
Have guards that watch the house's entrances?
Pretty simple if you're rich.
Easton Jackson
What if guards are in on it and are tired of being paid $15/hr while their master is worth millions?
Check. A whole entire can of worms.
The problem is that identity theft is bad...
But what if literally all of your information is stolen? Every last piece?
How would you even get started fixing it when you have NO ID to prove you're you?
You guys all fail so far
Colton Sullivan
You enter into local politics and get to know your local bank branch managers. All you need is people of authority to recognize you, it's simple.
Parker Morgan
Sounds easier than it is.
Id reckon at least 90% of millionaires don't have this
Gavin Morris
I'm not even a millionaire and I have a personal relationship with people who manage my money at the bank.
Colton Price
How? Ask them out to coffee?
No one manages my money either, I use an online discount broker
Elijah Nelson
>The problem is that identity theft is bad... >But what if literally all of your information is stolen? Every last piece? no that's not possible. i bring my papers with me on vacations and everything is encrypted AES+TwoFish 512bit symmetric encryption on my hard drives. but my valuables and contracts and whatnot can be damaged and is what i was talking about.
Michael Johnson
>How would you even get started fixing it when you have NO ID to prove you're you? well what you do is first report the ids stolen. then and this is really important you need to keep your birth certificate safe. because with that you can get a new id and back on track in a week. the best strategy is not to keep the id and the bc at the same place if you lose id it can be fixed with a bc but if you lose your bc and still have your id you are not in the limbo at all. in time a missing bc can be reissued especially if you have your ids.
Eli Scott
>I have a personal relationship with people who manage my money at the bank. ugh... that kind of faggot huh?
John Butler
> He's proud to use chained algorythms that will weaken his encryption
Justin Evans
You know how I know you're a poorfag?
Identity theft is an annoyance. If you have a relationship with banks that matters, they want to protect you and eat the costs of petty bullshit like a couple grand here or there of stuff you don't normally buy. They help lock it down and clean it up not the end of the world.
Eli Wright
>that will weaken his encryption if you can prove that i will suck your dick no homo
Brody Diaz
I have looked into the legality of booby trapping my house before specifically for this ocassion.
like a mix between hostel, saw, and home alone
shotgun contraption installed in wall pointed to shoot through the center zone of an open window with motion sensor trigger. guy tries to climb in window, the moment his head enters from outside to inside my window, boom
lethal electrical current running through metal frame of windows
shotgun shell cartridges in doorways at knee/balls/head/heart level
bear traps in attic
etc etc
but sadly booby trapping your house is illegal in most places, which i personally find retarded.
I can understand the reasoning "if police or medical are dispatched to your home to help you they will be put in harms way so you cant do this", but IMO i should be able to just register with the county clerk and opt out of home-entering helping services
ive had a long debate about this with a girl i know, shes horribly against the idea, and furthermore not even willing to have a gun in her home. when discussion came up "what do you do when hes eyeballing you and ready to rape you?" she basically said IDK, me: "cool, he just raped you and now hes cutting your body into pieces to feed to your dogs. The same guy came to my house a week later and his brains splattered against the window the moment he stuck his head in my window"
Jason Howard
Insurance is cheaper than home protection services in my area because crime rates are so low. Feels good to be greater than a hour from a large city full of ghetto nigger scum and Mexicans. Everything in my house is non-sentimental anyways.
Angel Clark
>Encrypting your hard drive
What if you forget your encryption key?
Landon Long
its called having an alarm. or even better yet, set up an automated gun turret connected to a motion detector set up at the front of ur house so if anyone walks in they get a shot of lead to the gut.
