Put new air filter in my car today

>put new air filter in my car today
>get oil change with free inspection
>suggest I change my air filter

Why?

Your first mistake was not changing your own oil, dumbass.

Because they have your vin in their system and they see when THEY last replaced your airfilter.

You have to remember this is a minimum wage job.

Because they care more about their profits than they do ethics.

>changing your own oil

poorfag

did you remember full synthetic?

>calling some one poor because you're ignorant to how to do it yourself
don't strip that oil pan bolt ya cuck

i dont have the money to do it myself

Some of us have better things to do with our time than crawl under our cars and sniff oil fumes, Mr.Trailer Trash

>get oil change
Scam central

Did they also tell you that you needed a new Johnson Rod?

> not having a fumoto oil valve
> not being able to reach under and open the valve
> not being able to wait for 10 minutes doing anything else while it drains

kek

If you want something done right gotta do it yourself.

>[M A N L E T D E T E C T E D]

Here is one reason why American car culture is crap

You're forgetting something

Oh man, I bet you let Tyrone do all the work on your wife too

Bullshit. Just do your homework before selecting a shop.

>wife

Is that what you call your brown, oil stained hands? Because that's the closet thing you'll ever have to a wife.

fill up the oil once it's done?

The filter you dumbass

>projecting
A woman wants a man who is strong and can do his own work, not let the mechanic do work on your own car and then him coming over to fuck your wife.

> not being able to reach up and remove the oil filter
> not being able to install a new oil filter
> not being able to do the entire process in 10 minutes or less

NUMALE DETECTED

what beard oil do you recommend,cuck?

Wrong.

They want someone who can best provide for their offspring. Not some grunt thats too busy fucking around with his shitbox

>not using synthetic blend

Semi-synthetic is better.

And that's the guy your girl fucks, because at the end of the day she wants a man to fuck, not just a guy who takes care of her kids.

Tyrone gets the best of both worlds, no kids and your wifes pussy and it's all because you aren't a man.

>being this delusional

lol you really need to cut back on your hours browsing Veeky Forums