[ D a i l y B i k e T h r e a d ] - /dbt/

[ D a i l y B i k e T h r e a d ] - /dbt/

no road bikes allowed edition:

>/dbt/ map: meet and compare willie size
google.com/maps/d/viewer?msa=0&mid=z7CKLSFiJH_M.kMZoQpBOKipI

>Motorcycle Ergonomics Simulator
cycle-ergo.com/

>Noob? Read this:

>Webms with sound
>Previously on /dbt/

First for Burgerland is kind of okay

colours

Dirt bikes are for kids

nth for 2 smoke a best

Is a gsxr 600 or a Suzuki katana good starter bikes?

Katana maybe, GSX-R fuck no.

Katanas are fat heavy bitches and GSX-Rs are race bikes with lights.

gsxrs aren't and katanas are really heavy. if you're tall and strong enough for it, a katana would be fine, otherwise get something lighter

I'd like to get a ninja500 because I hear they're very light and ninjas are very good starter bikes but I'm kinda restricted to craigslist. a friend of mine said he'll teach me how to take care of it and shit tho

So are shoes. What's your point?

I'd recommend a Ninja 500 over either of those bikes. Check out the newer Ninja 650R too, you should be able to find one as low as $2500 or $3000 if you're lucky. If you have more to spend there's also the Ninja 650 and Ninja 300

And i never want to grow old

SV650's are gud too.

If you want light then look at the 250/300cc "sport" bikes or dualsports.

EX500 is worse than a GS500. Only thing better is the fact it has 4 valves per cyclinder so it makes a little more power.

Has the worst frame flex. The brakes and suspension is worse than the GS500.

it is one of the only ninjas to avoid.

You can grow old. Just not up.

By the way, does anyone have the original too hot / too fast story saved somewhere? The buttmad that caused was glorious.

You're retarded.

Rate my new winter gloves.

Just get a ninja 600 so that you wont get bored.

> GS 500 brakes
> bad
There are no bad brakes, just bad riders.

They are good brakes. Very progressive and that makes it good for a beginner rider.

Gs500 a shit.

Looks like it locked twice. You did good, cum tribute user.

That meme will never catch on.

EX500 a shit

We know its you Drop user. Same with your harley posting.
Just cum clean and fess up m80

>There are no bad brakes, just bad riders.
Tell that the to brakes on my roommates 1980 CB400. I hope you train with a No. 3 CoC Gripper if you wanna stop in under 100 feet.

>Gs500 a shit
>Ex500 a shit

post timestamp nobike

you post your no-bike fagget

The fact the only response you have is projection proves you have no bike.

Post a timestamped pic faggot

>doesn't notice a red light until he's nearly through it

do you just ride with your eyes closed or something lmao, is this how you rode into the side of that truck?

I actually know who CTA is lmao, I'm not telling you fags though lmao.

Chill viccb400sf the cruisercuck probably left.

sup nerds

daily beer thread?

OH BOY
OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY

nah, nah m80 post your dads no-bike

>viccb400sf
literally who?

If this meme keeps getting forced I'll snap one day and use WR user IRL for cum tributes.
But seriously, I'd only spam beautiful bikes like this MAJESTIC specimen.

> not training functional grip strength by jerking off all day

Yeah I was distracted.
Nope, that was lack of sleep, panicking, braking in a corner and target fixation.

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That poorfag that lives in a shitty shack and only eats food from cans, also rides a cb400sf anime bike.

you do know that i am also ktm300 user right?

oh right.

Every body knows m8

then how did you miss that i am here?

Bcuz im busy fuckting ur mum, fagget!#

You actually replied to CTA. ;^)

Post the pic of your tater ass beads you made. I saw your post in diy and it had the same shitty carpet in the pic.

You're disgusting, how can you fit 6 taters up your ass.

>ride 600 km from home
>sleep there
>wake up with wrist pain, can't ride back

fuck, my next bike will have cruise control

What's the best litrebike for my fifteen year old nephew? Looking to surprise him as he starts riding next year and was pretty bummed about riding a 250

Cta is wing user, angry user and drinks sierra nevada.

I know, drop user.

Wings user and angry user are nobike tho. They only come to get (You)'s.

Check what I took to bed last night /dbt/. She's a bit heavy and she's an older girl but what a ride!

same carpet as the carpet in my shed or the bungalo in my backyard...?

Fairly sure my room has no carpet.

I like the fag. Hes a pretty cool guy.

Ford pinto?

Fix your wheel barrow. Ya cunt.

Not the key ring you pisstake, that's just so I don't lose things in my cavernous pockets. The key!

No it works fine, don't fix whats not broke ya spanner

Its got a fucken flat tyre ya mong.

That attitude is why the gs500 was produced for 30 years.

it's only flat on the bottom though you knob jockey

What key? Well im pretty lazy and didnt look at the key but i really dont care about your new ford pinto.

tfw drunk af and just smoked a kief bowl

lmaoooooooo

doges

Its not even on the rim properly ya semen slurper

ayyyy lmaoblazeit420swagyoloGunit

Fuck off CTA

>just got my new pantaloons
>got the right size (I think)
>the protection makes my hips fat

DAMMIT.
I think it's the lady cut.

ura niggertots

P-post pictures.
I need them for uh, research.

What if you're actually a lady?

fuck off ya poo jabber, it only looks like that because of the angle of the picture

why don't you go tell crt hypermotard user?

you still can't wheelie lmao

it sure is hard to lean back and gas it on a torquey vtwin!!!

grow up and buy a bike

HP4 :^)

Ybrgrill plz. You just have a fat ass.

I like it.

post a wheelie then, I'll wait.

How about you post your bike lmfao

He would probably appreciate a nitrous powered hillclimb bike more, smoto convert it

Has to be road legal as it will be registered and insured to me. Police in my country can radio a number plate and get all details about the vehicle. Some places have cameras that auto ticket you

no plate, no problem

get him a busa then, they handle well, have great brakes, heavy enough to not blow around in the wind, reliable, enough power to never get bored.

A Busa, I'm not trying to kill him...

All right.

I'd be a very hairy lady.


Turns out the hip protectors where folded over a bit.
They feel weird tough, and the knee protector goes too far down so I can't wear tall boots.

I think that with a decent thermal layer they could work in winter too.
Maybe I'll change them for the model with the waterproof lining and fuck the jumpsuit.

>same pants as YBRgrill

LMAO you bought girls pants

then don't be a retard and get him one of pic related.

They're actually a really good and comfortable ride. They were designed more as sports tourers than sportsbikes. They just can go sanic fast.

H I G H
T E S T
Can't you change the height of the protectors? And don't worry, you'll have to wear them in just like leather shoes.

Majestic.

None of those bikes are a litre lol. Do you even own a bike?
Yeah but the engine is too fast for him, he's pretty impatient as it is and his mom won't know about the litrebike for a while

Porpoise.

>Can't you change the height of the protectors?
Nope they're fixed.
I wonder if I can actually wear a boot with shin protector with it, I'm afraid not, that sucks.

Sitting down they stretch a lot on the knees, hope they don't do the same when I'm riding.

>mfw I'm in ybr girl pants

In more than one way ;;;))))

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Fuck off CTA

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on a rcok flying through space

we all are

shits amazing

all he animals and plants on this planet alone

smoke weed and drink alcohol and become one with the universe, as we all are

get him a 1600 harley then you moronic jizz sock

And you're one of many shitcunts

thanks bruh

Good morning dbt.
How goes today's banter