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>Old Thread

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ded gaem

great thread glad you made it before the harveynigger posted his

This game was always shit and it's dead now.

You spent all your time and money on pixels. Just let it go.

I was hoping for a burg thread

it's a bad time to buy more expensive skins right?

Can you just like think about it before asking? Like literally just consider how the economy works for skins and make a guess.

I have an IQ of 85.

I was wondering if all the skins would go down in value because of the skin situation now or later.

thanks friend

as soon as i saw we were at 742 posts with no harvey-hijack i scrambled to get to my cs folder as fast as i could

Well they've already gone down. Will they keep going down? Have they already reached a new equilibrium with their values as trading items only? Have they sunk too far and will slightly rebound? Will they rise back to pre-drop levels as gambling sites continue to go unregulated and players realize Valve doesn't care if no one makes a stink? Will people notice Valve took no further action against the sites they sent notices to?

ye

!!!

heres a burg

discord.gg/ZwBP8Sy

Flusha yourself

>join a casual dm full of animes
>rekt them all
feels good shitting on animes

looks awfully disgusting but id still eat it

>french
>crying
Makes sense

>go 32-15
>lose 7-16 because my teammates need to wear helmets all day in real life
>at one point i had 29 kills and had more kills than my entire team combined
>go 15-13 in kills
>bottomfrag and win

??????????

gn3 problems i guess

csgog official discord server
>discord.gg/ZwBP8Sy

>tfw you shitpost all day on discord and not banned

They need to narrow down the rank pooling in the middle ranks. Having players from three ranks is ridiculous.

Sniping mid as ct on mirage feels like a big disadvantage in the window or steps. How to hold it without getting rekt within 10 seconds of the round?

apply a s1mple sticker onto your awp

ez pz

god bless

...

Lol?

Nobody can honestly argue that go takes better aim than 1.6. P90 and tec9 are halo tier

tfw

Lol!

that was me lol (literally this time Cx)

>5 hours
>29 replies
Just stop making these, it's embarrassing.

You either don't communicate well, or get mad and flame teammates.

They aren't people, think of them as robots. Practice commanding them and not tilting them

Post the best fragmovie ever made.
Bonus points if it's not of a pro

It's gonna be an old cheated with nospread and over edited one then lol

i have never seen a more dead general

>tfw overwatch killed this game

People on the tf2 and lol general said the same, but we are on starcraft2 general level now, holy shit

Will we ever just fewel alive again?

Help
How to fix?

You should beat the T's to mid each time, if you can't get the pick then hold palace from jungle. Have a CT rotate in A to hold connector. Or watch the edge of cat from the right side. And listen for intel like underpass or of they are running down mid.

turn off anime.exe

install gentoo

idk lol

Too much for zBlock


/thread

i have yet to play a game that doesnt have atleast 1 cheater in this week, including valve and public dm 128 tick servers

nice game gotards better buy more skins and keys

>he is one of those retards blaming people for cheating in dm
user i dont know anymore...

Get prime. 2300 hrs and 300 of them since Prime. Have not seen a single hacker.

Of some kid named phoon

>hes one of those retards who thinks everyone is legit even if they have 6 pages of -rep cheater comments
user i have bad news for you

this is prime only, its not doing shit

Tried that, didn't work.

That guy is just bunnyhopping

why do you even check people's profiles while dming

does lolyou cheat?

for you

ye

why would you not? you're already not getting anything out of it, might as well look what kind of retards you're up against

really?

So?

ye

It would be extremely painful

>go 32-15
>lose 7-16
stupid fragger shitlord, learn to play faggot

youtube.com/watch?v=8YKQp9K5-B4

Looks like you saved like a bitch every round.

Aw shit nigga, I was hoping for one from go, but we can do 1.6/1.5 too.

youtube.com/watch?v=wo1CuQ6up7U

vimeo.com/101215952

youtube.com/watch?v=X-mVgOOX_NU

bump

Speaking of fragmovies, i remember seeing one movie ages ago, its all clips from 1.6 i believe, there was this tune with was really fast in the background and on every beat of the song, and there were a lot of really fast beats, there were a headshot synced to it, and it was only eagle headshots if i can remember correctly. I tried looking for the vid few years back, no luck, and tried looking for it few weeks ago aswell and still no luck.. Does anyone maybe know which vid im talking about?

I think I know that one, but no idea what the name was. Must be on youtube somewhere

I watched it on some other site, it wasnt youtube, i forgot the name of it aswell, it was mostly used for frag movies like that

planet videos is dead, but they reuploaded some videos on their youtube

>go to their youtube profile
>first vid i see is from enemy territory
Oh god.. Today was a good day, lemme check thru the rest and see if i can find the vid, thx user

What was your week's drop user?

I actually got a fn m4 ddpat. I have pretty simple taste and I never dropped a cent on skins so finally having a cute, clean m4 is pretty nice :3

>LEM/SMFC
>some mad german throwing
>"fucking silvers, this is why i usually only play with four friends"
>he's doing incredibly shit, playing like a literal silver himself, has exactly one kill by the eleventh round
>rages some more
>we call him a shitter
>he starts full out spinbotting
>teamkill him
>ragequits
>7 day ban
lmao

>m4 ddpat
>cute

Fuck i cant find it.. It might have been that it wasnt planet videos afterall or something..

steam://joinlobby/730/109775243407981078/76561198194849578
eu +1, dont care about rank.

what rank are you

another polar camo

Well I like the ddpat look and since I dont spend money on virtual items it's the best m4 soon I have. Unless you wanna give me a skin you find cute?? I don't really have anything to give you back except a million cases.....

What cute skins do you have?

full. thank you.

sell your cases mate
it's just a few cents, but sell a few dozen and you can buy yourself a decent cheapo skin

>he fell for the skin Jew

lmao

reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/4wlmfm/how_to_get_ibp_unbanned/

Has MVP PK still not played any official matches?

youtube.com/watch?v=EoIXhJlS2tk
i wish the USSR was still a thing
fucking cykas (and basically all of eastern europe) wouldn't have the internet
and wouldn't shit up my game
god fucking dammit

>tfw no Profound Aggression
>tfw no ChrisJoint drug dealer
>tfw no ChrisJ beanie
>tfw no Mousesports bf (best family)

>Always dead
>on TV now

okay

Kek

>Can't get used to new 16:10 monitor even when i play on 4:3 stretched
Wat do?

I usually do sell my unwanted stuff, I was just too lazy to recently. But the money just goes towards games. Like I said I don't care enough to actually spend money (even free money made from the game) on skins. I just like to keep the rarer, prettiest ones that drop for me.

Get an crt

>Op skins now lists doppler phases
>that screenshot feature
Best trade/sales site desu, just need to be able to have description search

>guy with anime girl avatar named 。 ω 。kawaiisempaichan~~~ joins your team

I'll take 7 day ban thank you very much

traps are not men they are girls!

all it takes to become a trap is have a cartoon girl avatar? wow things sure have changed

At first I was okay with the cs:go economy with smg being more used, but now I feel like it just teaches bad players the habit of run and gun while holding down fire. The worst part is, they even get way too many kills with this.
If they wanted to improve 1.6, they could have just taken smgs out of the game

>loose 8 games in a row intetionally
>don't derank
UUUH GOTARDS?

>I don't know how mmr works

spooked

spoopy

when da kush hits

rofl rate my meme guys it's new

i lost 7 games in a row and ranked up after 2 wins after that