/sg/ - S.T.A.L.K.E.R. General

CoC General edition

>BugTrap, crash to desktop, freeze/lockup?? Find your crash log.
Check your Documents or game install directories for the xray_[your name].log file. If you can't find it, look in the location specified at the top of fsgame.ltx. Copy the last few lines from the log and paste them here if you want any help.

>Start guide, beginner tips, and much much more
pastebin.com/FUPEbLiv
>HUD guide, modding basics, mod reviews, and AMK mod guide
docs.google.com/document/d/10yi79NUFhJrFO4hmGeKqaWSw35BJQv0Ve0OK94ioMEw
>Why Complete is bad and you shouldn't play it
pastebin.com/6AtetpMM
>Performance Guides, Steam settings
pastebin.com/nzXEevG7

>The Zone Manual: Every Mod You'll Ever Need for the True Ukrainian Experience
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=121125400
>Pasta summaries, streamer listing and more
cheeki.violates.me/
>STALKER General Steam Group - Join chat and ask for an invite!
steamcommunity.com/groups/BroZone

Reminder that MS Update KB2670838 breaks your DX10/11 games including Clear Sky and Call of Pripyat. Here's a fix:
mega.nz/#!LAAXlaIZ!uVbJ-gsIPm8Sn2ydh7btI_3VK7Mfr41qoO2L6M7FZfQ

Other urls found in this thread:

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mega.co.nz/#F!NoVzUJLZ!g4Qdy88rL3BG7WTlNXsGOw
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mega.co.nz/#F!nJEUgaKS!UdZXAwzMWmtjwfn_dFM3dg
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mega.nz/#F!O0hSmBAT!0u8yH2lQc-7Q3-yN6phXhQ
bitbucket.org/revo_lucas/
mega.nz/#!uoYinJ7I!Lqj2DNIAkaVkcFUa1PLZzj80cVhAFK5D-9zbU2Iy5KI
mediafire.com/download/6644yv6xekn73rr/Codebro's 1.0008b Fix 1.zip
pastebin.com/CtQ7zfkA
mega.co.nz/#F!BIISmQgK!KHZR01ljznUqJlcHUax-aQ
gsc-game.com/main.php?t=community&s=forums&s_game_type=xr2&thm_id=23321&sec_id=22
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

First for kill yourself.

Kaikadetan deimika vanius ro munadau rakitamani, vii mikani eskitanatu tamarikana kadami tau. Dakano kitakaran texi vi sakirii ekitaran.

Kato...

Deminaka karidakan pari, reiko matai kiratan, nika daos mikani setarasu! Kisani damitara! Raokusu takaos!

PTRS
WHEN

Kill yourself, OP.

what

>8 minutes after the first OP paste the second OP paste still hasn't been poster

What

Welcome to the Kill Yourself era

You assume people who visits this stalker general actually care about anything besides shit posting. Let me tell you, they don't. Everyone just wants to shit post.

Odakani eyrikana komitaro? Dokara vikanito avimani vii nika, taori unamaki pari. Kanamo esa tekanisara. Sekitani, isan eyrinii, ami.

wew sorry about that lads, internet fucked up and wouldn't let me post

Mods and Repositories | Often out of date; use only as a last resort!

>Shadow of Chernobyl
mega.co.nz/#F!R5tnxQab!u1LS76bEVBuIrAZw6Py_3A
>Clear Sky
mega.co.nz/#F!NoVzUJLZ!g4Qdy88rL3BG7WTlNXsGOw
>Call of Pripyat
mega.co.nz/#F!58lwDISQ!P-UNABvTEA7km2fLUIAU7A
>Game Repacks + Modding Tools
mega.co.nz/#F!Ql5CSLxb!gNkfqg-xAUfYezLuMaFtYQ
>Downgrading Patches (drag-and-drop)
mega.co.nz/#F!M4BmDRCL!vfze70GSJDyv-HzWn7Dwww
>Unpacked Gamedata + GSC Backup HDD assets
mega.co.nz/#F!V5hBzKab!wF7fgX6m5Tq29B_m5EX69g
>Old Builds (dated from June 1st, 2002)
mega.co.nz/#F!kFtnBTSb!K-RlA1TVxlJGl86yE1c6fw

>Lost Alpha
mega.co.nz/#F!nJEUgaKS!UdZXAwzMWmtjwfn_dFM3dg
>Oblivion Lost Remake
pastebin.com/QTzR2dys
>Joint Pak 2
pastebin.com/yfTBRhid

>Call of Chernobyl
mega.nz/#F!Z01CVQgZ!kzFOBdGnnehBSk1OUQm6PQ
>Weapon Soup for CoC Repo
mega.nz/#F!O0hSmBAT!0u8yH2lQc-7Q3-yN6phXhQ
>Call of Chernobyl/Warfare Bitbucket repository
bitbucket.org/revo_lucas/
>Don't have Call of Pripyat but want to play Call of Chernobyl?
mega.nz/#!uoYinJ7I!Lqj2DNIAkaVkcFUa1PLZzj80cVhAFK5D-9zbU2Iy5KI

>Codebro's 1.0008 Patch for SoC - enter "menu_fps_cap 0" in the console to prevent crashes.
mediafire.com/download/6644yv6xekn73rr/Codebro's 1.0008b Fix 1.zip
pastebin.com/CtQ7zfkA
>Xetrill's Modified LuaJIT for CS/CoP - improves performance, especially in script-heavy mods.
mega.co.nz/#F!BIISmQgK!KHZR01ljznUqJlcHUax-aQ
gsc-game.com/main.php?t=community&s=forums&s_game_type=xr2&thm_id=23321&sec_id=22

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Which is the shittier general more, /sg/ or /gsg/.

/sg/

Here guys sorry for the wait ;)

Mods and Repositories | Often out of date; use only as a last resort!

>Shadow of Chernobyl
mega.co.nz/#F!R5tnxQab!u1LS76bEVBuIrAZw6Py_3A
>Clear Sky
mega.co.nz/#F!NoVzUJLZ!g4Qdy88rL3BG7WTlNXsGOw
>Call of Pripyat
mega.co.nz/#F!58lwDISQ!P-UNABvTEA7km2fLUIAU7A
>Game Repacks + Modding Tools
mega.co.nz/#F!Ql5CSLxb!gNkfqg-xAUfYezLuMaFtYQ
>Downgrading Patches (drag-and-drop)
mega.co.nz/#F!M4BmDRCL!vfze70GSJDyv-HzWn7Dwww
>Unpacked Gamedata + GSC Backup HDD assets
mega.co.nz/#F!V5hBzKab!wF7fgX6m5Tq29B_m5EX69g
>Old Builds (dated from June 1st, 2002)
mega.co.nz/#F!kFtnBTSb!K-RlA1TVxlJGl86yE1c6fw

>Lost Alpha
mega.co.nz/#F!nJEUgaKS!UdZXAwzMWmtjwfn_dFM3dg
>Oblivion Lost Remake
pastebin.com/QTzR2dys
>Joint Pak 2
pastebin.com/yfTBRhid

>Call of Chernobyl
mega.nz/#F!Z01CVQgZ!kzFOBdGnnehBSk1OUQm6PQ
>Weapon Soup for CoC Repo
mega.nz/#F!O0hSmBAT!0u8yH2lQc-7Q3-yN6phXhQ
>Call of Chernobyl/Warfare Bitbucket repository
bitbucket.org/revo_lucas/
>Don't have Call of Pripyat but want to play Call of Chernobyl?
mega.nz/#!uoYinJ7I!Lqj2DNIAkaVkcFUa1PLZzj80cVhAFK5D-9zbU2Iy5KI

>Codebro's 1.0008 Patch for SoC - enter "menu_fps_cap 0" in the console to prevent crashes.
mediafire.com/download/6644yv6xekn73rr/Codebro's 1.0008b Fix 1.zip
pastebin.com/CtQ7zfkA (embed)
>Xetrill's Modified LuaJIT for CS/CoP - improves performance, especially in script-heavy mods.
mega.co.nz/#F!BIISmQgK!KHZR01ljznUqJlcHUax-aQ
gsc-game.com/main.php?t=community&s=forums&s_game_type=xr2&thm_id=23321&sec_id=22

Previous Thread:

Dynamic Entry!

Mods and Repositories | Often out of date; use only as a last resort!

>Shadow of Chernobyl
mega.co.nz/#F!R5tnxQab!u1LS76bEVBuIrAZw6Py_3A
>Clear Sky
mega.co.nz/#F!NoVzUJLZ!g4Qdy88rL3BG7WTlNXsGOw
>Call of Pripyat
mega.co.nz/#F!58lwDISQ!P-UNABvTEA7km2fLUIAU7A
>Game Repacks + Modding Tools
mega.co.nz/#F!Ql5CSLxb!gNkfqg-xAUfYezLuMaFtYQ
>Downgrading Patches (drag-and-drop)
mega.co.nz/#F!M4BmDRCL!vfze70GSJDyv-HzWn7Dwww
>Unpacked Gamedata + GSC Backup HDD assets
mega.co.nz/#F!V5hBzKab!wF7fgX6m5Tq29B_m5EX69g
>Old Builds (dated from June 1st, 2002)
mega.co.nz/#F!kFtnBTSb!K-RlA1TVxlJGl86yE1c6fw

>Lost Alpha
mega.co.nz/#F!nJEUgaKS!UdZXAwzMWmtjwfn_dFM3dg
>Oblivion Lost Remake
pastebin.com/QTzR2dys
>Joint Pak 2
pastebin.com/yfTBRhid

>Call of Chernobyl
mega.nz/#F!Z01CVQgZ!kzFOBdGnnehBSk1OUQm6PQ
>Weapon Soup for CoC Repo
mega.nz/#F!O0hSmBAT!0u8yH2lQc-7Q3-yN6phXhQ
>Call of Chernobyl/Warfare Bitbucket repository
bitbucket.org/revo_lucas/
>Don't have Call of Pripyat but want to play Call of Chernobyl?
mega.nz/#!uoYinJ7I!Lqj2DNIAkaVkcFUa1PLZzj80cVhAFK5D-9zbU2Iy5KI

>Codebro's 1.0008 Patch for SoC - enter "menu_fps_cap 0" in the console to prevent crashes.
mediafire.com/download/6644yv6xekn73rr/Codebro's 1.0008b Fix 1.zip
pastebin.com/CtQ7zfkA (embed)
>Xetrill's Modified LuaJIT for CS/CoP - improves performance, especially in script-heavy mods.
mega.co.nz/#F!BIISmQgK!KHZR01ljznUqJlcHUax-aQ
gsc-game.com/main.php?t=community&s=forums&s_game_type=xr2&thm_id=23321&sec_id=22

Previous Thread:

Mods and Repositories | Often out of date; use only as a last resort!

>Shadow of Chernobyl
mega.co.nz/#F!R5tnxQab!u1LS76bEVBuIrAZw6Py_3A
>Clear Sky
mega.co.nz/#F!NoVzUJLZ!g4Qdy88rL3BG7WTlNXsGOw
>Call of Pripyat
mega.co.nz/#F!58lwDISQ!P-UNABvTEA7km2fLUIAU7A
>Game Repacks + Modding Tools
mega.co.nz/#F!Ql5CSLxb!gNkfqg-xAUfYezLuMaFtYQ
>Downgrading Patches (drag-and-drop)
mega.co.nz/#F!M4BmDRCL!vfze70GSJDyv-HzWn7Dwww
>Unpacked Gamedata + GSC Backup HDD assets
mega.co.nz/#F!V5hBzKab!wF7fgX6m5Tq29B_m5EX69g
>Old Builds (dated from June 1st, 2002)
mega.co.nz/#F!kFtnBTSb!K-RlA1TVxlJGl86yE1c6fw

>Lost Alpha
mega.co.nz/#F!nJEUgaKS!UdZXAwzMWmtjwfn_dFM3dg
>Oblivion Lost Remake
pastebin.com/QTzR2dys (embed)
>Joint Pak 2
pastebin.com/yfTBRhid (embed)

>Call of Chernobyl
mega.nz/#F!Z01CVQgZ!kzFOBdGnnehBSk1OUQm6PQ
>Weapon Soup for CoC Repo
mega.nz/#F!O0hSmBAT!0u8yH2lQc-7Q3-yN6phXhQ
>Call of Chernobyl/Warfare Bitbucket repository
bitbucket.org/revo_lucas/
>Don't have Call of Pripyat but want to play Call of Chernobyl?
mega.nz/#!uoYinJ7I!Lqj2DNIAkaVkcFUa1PLZzj80cVhAFK5D-9zbU2Iy5KI

>Codebro's 1.0008 Patch for SoC - enter "menu_fps_cap 0" in the console to prevent crashes.
mediafire.com/download/6644yv6xekn73rr/Codebro's 1.0008b Fix 1.zip
pastebin.com/CtQ7zfkA (embed) (embed)
>Xetrill's Modified LuaJIT for CS/CoP - improves performance, especially in script-heavy mods.
mega.co.nz/#F!BIISmQgK!KHZR01ljznUqJlcHUax-aQ
gsc-game.com/main.php?t=community&s=forums&s_game_type=xr2&thm_id=23321&sec_id=22

Previous Thread: (Cross-thread)

ello mates ;) good ev'nin,as they say on the streets of england!!!!! i was just waggling my willy the other day when i googled something into yahoo...callled "porno".....oh man me mates you gotta check this out!!! all these boobies and bums for all the eye can see!!!!!my willy has never been so overwhelmed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!imwagglingmywilllyyyaAaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MY WILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaathat hit the goodstuf.im a bit of an artful dodger you see you pick up these tips and tricks from the rookeries and streets of england so dont go around telling anybody about porno ok???ok:)me mates we have a deal ;) waggle it away maties!!

WILLY WAGGLERS ARISE!! *willy waggler rally call*!!!!!!!!!!!!!! for too long /sg/ has gone without a single waggle!!yes me mates it is seemest /sg/ has forgot how to WAGGLE their WILLIES!!!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE MUST OCCUPY /SG/ WITH OUR SILLIEWILLIES AND TEACH THEM THE MAJESTIC ART OF THE WAGGLE ONCEDMORE!!!! are you ready boys? us wagglers have a proud history...we waggled for charles..we waggled for thatcher.....ahhh..the willy waggling haze of '87...ohh yes me mates...we waggled all the way from bristol to hai noi...me, old billy steve, me old mates gordon billy nicky and charlie..some guy named ian the clam...WE WAGGLED RECORD SPEED!!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaAAAaaAAANOT MY WIILLYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

BOYS!!! PREPARE FOR THE WAGGLIEST DAY OF YOUR LIVETIMES!!!

PREPARE YOUR WILLIES...
READY..
AIM...

WAAAAGLLEEE!!!!AaaaaaaaaaaAAaAANOOT MY WILLY SOMUCHWILLYPLEASURE;;))) i SIMPYL CANNNOT RELIIEEFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!1MYYYY WILLYHURTSSOMUCHYES ME MATES NNYAUAUUUGHHaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!


WILLLY

CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!............aaaaaaahhhhhh....i cum on your face....relief ;)

the fuck is going on

anyone else up for some wiggly waggling pure psy/mayaka style? i say we waggle it HARD tonight willy boys

how 2 clean beano comic book of willy juice stains? i was waggling my willy in my treehouse with me good mates willy gordon and cousin nicky all over the page of the beano with beas fat baby ass...mmhhmmm!! i would waggle my willy to that bum all day...when my willy erupted and ruined me good comic for good!!!! i dont want my mummy 2 see it..help?

ME AND MY MATES WAGGLE OURWILLIESTO PORNO!!! IT'S CALLED PORN!!!!! I SEARCHED THE WORD PORNO IN GOOGLE WHILE MY MUMMY WASN'T LOOKING;))!!!THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF ME AND MY WILLY!!;)))aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

you cant stop the willy wanking!!

you cant stop the willy wanking!!

you cant stop the willy wanking!!

I AM USELESS TRASH WITHOUT MY WILLY!!!! WITHOUT ME MY WILLY IS USELESS TRASH!! WAGGLE MY WILLY TO THE LIMIT! I AM USELESS TRASH WITHOUT MY WILLY!!!! WITHOUT ME MY WILLY IS USELESS TRASH!! WAGGLE MY WILLY TO THE LIMIT! I AM USELESS TRASH WITHOUT MY WILLY!!!! WITHOUT ME MY WILLY IS USELESS TRASH!! WAGGLE MY WILLY TO THE LIMIT! I AM USELESS TRASH WITHOUT MY WILLY!!!! WITHOUT ME MY WILLY IS USELESS TRASH!! WAGGLE MY WILLY TO THE LIMIT!

CUMMING! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHhhhhhhMYYYYYWILLlyyyy!!!!!!!!!!;)

Have a (You)

Nimei... yunidara katsiran veinu. Raokusu takaos. Sente dai katopikani yao tarsukimata batakin kori eikatan!

But aren't we meant to be discussing stalker?

It was one of the first types of anomalies ever recorded. A Shitpost is an unstable radio field limited to a wide area on ground level, about 1-2 threads wide. Reacts to the presence of creatures or objects by sending out random radio signals "collected" over time in the area inside the radius causing the stalkers PDA to pick them up. The messages caused by this changes throughout the anomaly's lifetime, ranging from minor Freedom banter through serious Duty propaganda to completely instat memes

The Shitpost anomaly is very common and can be found almost anywhere in the Zone, both outside and in generals. To the naked eye, the anomaly appears as a rippling images or quotes fluctuation accompanied by dancing webms and sometimes crimson-colored (You)s on the ground. Throwing a bolt into a Shitpost causes it to send out its distinctive pasta, making it easily identifiable. It is also one of the anomalies that are harmless to pass through for a split moment after having been filtered, making filter lists very useful tools for navigating a Shitpost field. As players approach a Shitpost their vision becomes gradually but markedly green as they get closer to the implication itself.

Shitposts are easily identifiable, and easily avoidable but varying locations and odd spawn points in the threads can make them a nuisance in a discussion. Players have often died in the middle of a post, forgetting or not noticing the anomaly's presence with all the blogposts, then replying straight into it. Just like all anomalies, its best to scout the location and find a way around it.

There's nothing to discuss anymore

>discussing stalker in /sg/ - shitposting general

You know, it's not been the plethora of artefacts I've found, nor the amount of beasts I've slain with my 5.45 rifle. I have seen many things in the zone, I have encountered many dangers, life threatening situations and I've seen the face of death a few too many times. But what kept lingering was not the eery feeling of dread and a Zone where no rules were set and everyone was one for his own, no, it was the god-awful smell.

The smell of the Shitpost Anomaly.

While making your way through the zone, you'll encounter this very anomaly only a few dozen times, but the experience gets worse with each. From a mild hiccup along the road towards a feeling of insecurity, the Shitpost Anomaly lingers. It clamps onto you, baiting you. It gets increasingly difficult to try and find a way around it.

I've been one of the many who gave up. I succumbed to the Shitpost Anomaly. While diving into the void of what Shitposting is, you start to become an empty shell of a human. You disconnect from all morals and all that's left is to look up into the sky, crtl+c, crtl+v.

It's been years. I have never told this to anyone, so, rookie... Keep these words in mind. If you're mentally unprepared for this journey, don't go down the same road I did.

>stolkir
>2016
lol

you are a child and you and everything you believe are the cancer.
this is Veeky Forums, and once upon a time that meant something. it meant we checked our egos at the door in the spirit of having fun and not taking ourselves seriously. that was when adults controlled this place, but those times will never come back. there will never be enough good people left to stand up against your childish high-school level sectarianism, your empty buzzwords and your entitled little fevered ego. but i'll still be here to remind you, you are the cancer.
you are not special, you are not exceptional, and your ego is not worth one fucking red cent. grow up and get over yourself, please, and quickly.

So what the fuck do we talk about?

you are a child and you and everything you believe are the cancer.
this is Veeky Forums, and once upon a time that meant something. it meant we checked our egos at the door in the spirit of having fun and not taking ourselves seriously. that was when adults controlled this place, but those times will never come back. there will never be enough good people left to stand up against your childish high-school level sectarianism, your empty buzzwords and your entitled little fevered ego. but i'll still be here to remind you, you are the cancer.
you are not special, you are not exceptional, and your ego is not worth one fucking red cent. grow up and get over yourself, please, and quickly.

LOL I JUST LITERALLY

PEED
MY
PANTS

JUST A LITTLE THOUGH

I MEAN ITS A LITTLE SPOT NOT LIKE IT RUINED MY CHAIR OR ANYTHING LOL BUT FOR REAL EPIC LOLZ *HIGH FIVES* XDDD

Nothing
We bail the thread and wait until the shitposting has subsided to less /b/-tier levels

Excuse me, but just who in the fuck do you think you are? YOU, bossing ME around? Suck a trillion dicks. I don't have to do a single motherfucking thing you tell me. You think your hot shit mouthing off to me but I bet if we were face to face you'd change colors quicker than the fucking Aroara Boaryalice.

Just try opening you're fat mouth in front of me again, I FUCKING dare you. I can bench press 700 pounds, I drive a top of the line Lambergini and I get more pussy than Walt Chamberlane. You on the other hand watch moeshit, sleep with a waifer pillow and have a gut so huge it makes Homer Sampson look mall nurished by comparison.

I just know your going to reply to this with "LOL U MAD". Your fucking andissipating my reply. The second you post that outdated cumback I will track you're IP, find out where you live and tear you a new arsehole.

Fuck. You.

mother fucker you dont know who the fuck i am, you are a fag who likes sticking it in guys asses and you best believe that you'd be the one getting crammed in your fuckin rear by my Ukranian Fort-500 shotgun before i blow your fucking guts out your chest you faggit little bitch your fucking pathetic you best hope i never head to your town, i'll find yeah and shank you in your sleep, you wanna die motherfucker? faggit little cracker, hahaha I betyou aint ever even gotten and coochie, huh? ever got any pussy? i dont even keep count anymore, but it is definately past 35 cuz thats where i lost count bout a year or two ago, added a few since then, so ask yourseld, should your faggit no coochie gettin bitch ass maybe try to shut the fuck up, or do you want to hear more about how fuckin gay and lame you are? you cocksucking homo bastard go kill yourself you worthless chunk of shit, your useless and lame as fuck, and i cant wait to show your gay ass faggit no roastin abilities, you couldn't talk shit even if you ate shit, go slit your wrists you aint cool at all give up on your gay ass life

anonie
Skurwyflaku pierdolę twoją
rodzinę, twoja SKURWIAŁA matka
opierdala lachy oblane dieslem, twój
pedalski
stary opierdala kutafony
na twój rozwój śmieciu.Powiedz
cześć twojej ZESZMACIAŁEJ starej
bo ją także pierdolę z czarnuchami
i prawie zmarła jak jebany
uliczny kundel.
Do tego mam zamiar wypieprzyć twoją babcię
razem z dziadkiem (oczywiście
z czarnuchami) ale są już
martwi więc mogę wypierdolić ich groby
SKURWYSYNU.
Bądź pewien że wkrótce wyrucham
ponownie twoją starą ale tym razem
ona umrze jak SZMATA na
ulicy
I po wszystkim twój spedalony tatuś
opierdoli wiele pał aby pochować
twoją SKURWIAŁĄ mamuśkę.

PLEASE RESPOND TO THIS MESSAGE. I CAN JUST PICTURE YOU READING ALL THIS SHIT, WONDERING WHY I FUCKING HATE YOU SO MUCH BECAUSE YOU CAN'T COMPREHEND ANYTHING. YOU'LL GET SO FUCKING PISSED OFF YOU'LL FUCKING PUNCH A WALL AND FUCKING EAT EVERYTHING IN THE FRIDGE AND THEN WADDLE BACK UPSTAIRS AND QUOTE THIS SHIT AND SMASH THE FUCKING KEYBOARD WITH YOUR GIGANTIC, FAT HANDS AND SLOBBER PROFUSELY WHILE YOU POUND OUT SOME IDIOTIC REPLY, LIKE YOU COULD EVER EVER EVER FUCKING EVEN COME CLOSE TO THE SHEER HATRED I FEEL FOR YOU, THE BEST PART ABOUT IT IS THAT NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY I'M JUST GOING TO LAUGH AT YOUR FAT, STUPID, UGLY, RETARDED, IDIOTIC, WORTHLESS, MANWHORE COCK-LOVING ASS! BUT IF YOU DON'T REPLY, I FUCKING -WIN-, BECAUSE I'VE SMACKED YOU DOWN LIKE THE LITTLE BITCH YOU ARE DIE MOTHERFUCKER.

Fuck off, Victor.

victor is asleep you nigger

>keeping tabs on whether or not someone sleeps at a certain time
Autistm

Victor?

Real funny faggot ass bitch. You think this is a joke? You think giving me lip is a good idea? I'll fucking murder you.

Yeah making fun of me is so funny, so funny I forgot to laugh. If you wanna talk like that to me why don't you come here and say it to me face so I can answer your insults with a swift fist to the nose. Yeah you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but I bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button. So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die. Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing. I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this. Don't want anymore problems.... didn't think so faggot. You have any idea what gorilla warfare is? I do, I was in the US Marine Core and I perfected it. I'm fully capable of using it on you motherfuckers. Do you know the dander your in if I find you? I am 100$ serious. Bunch of god damn newfaf loser here and I will not have it. At least I've had sex, had girlfriends, and gotten laid, and blowjobbed unlike you virgin piece of unpatriotic SHIT.

he's lying on bed next to me so i know~

Nefarious polish shitposter, created the discord which has raided the thread multiple times.

Oooooooh I'm so scared, you think you're tough pussy? I'm behind 7 proxies and use ZoneAlarm, Sygate and Comodo Internetnet Securtiy which I all keep up-to-date. THAT'S THREE FIREWALLS AT THE SAME TIME motherfucker. You can't hack me you little piece of shit. You're peeshooter and kung fu won't make a difference when my friend woh's a B-51 pilot in the Air Force can turn your entire house and backyard into a fuckhuge bomb crater. You are pathetic, while you're sitting there writing insults like the sad little nerd you are i'm having sex with my hot girlfriends. Yeah you read that right, i have not one but FIVE girlfriends. Top that motherfucker, I dont think you've ever even held hands with a girl.

How do I get AO to work with faction wars?

fuck you i use windows 10

y you should not download anime.
Some known sources to download anime:
Nyaa
BakaBT
TokyoToshokan
#news
AnimeTake
AnimeTosho
AnimeSenshi

I will now go in depth about why each one is terrible.


Nyaa is as suspicious as it sounds. There are new viruses called "catz" which stand for "Computer Anti-Tech Zebras". Zebras are code for Trojans (they look alike, hence the name, and cath sounds worse anyways).

BakaBT, as the name suggests, makes you realize you are an idiot the second you download something. Viruses fucking galore.

TokyoToshokan. Toshokan actually means killer in Japanese. By using this website, a virus called Tokyo (Tom's Old Komputer YUO OIP). (YUO and OIP are some serious technical shit.) These render your computer useless.

#news takes on a new form of downloading called XDCC. Basically, you can watch anime as you download it. However, this means that the virus is also activated as it is downloaded. Therefore, by the time you finish watching, the virus will have come to it's final form, and your computer compromised.

AnimeTake is also a giveaway. Just look at the name. You get anime from it, it takes your personal identity. That's already bad enough.

AnimeTosho is bad for similar reasons to TokyoToshokan.

AnimeSenshi. Senshi is Japanese for warrior. In other words, it installs a virus that enters your computer, seiges your firewall, and cuts down all the necessary files for your computer.

Mediafire is a place where some hackers will upload anime for other people to download. Don't believe these seemingly generous people. The files get in and sets all your media on fire.

In other words, you should NOT download anime no matter what you do.

Now, this is a story all about how My life got flipped--turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised On the playground was where I spent most of my days Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys Who were up to no good Startin makin trouble in my neighborhood I got in one lil fight and my mom got scared She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day But she packed my suite case and send me on my way She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket. I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass? Is this what the people of Bel-Air Live like? Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois and all that Is this the type of place that they send this cool cat? I don't think so I'll see when I get there I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well, ah, the plane landed and when I came out There was a dude looked like a cop standin' there with my name out I ain't trying to get arrested yet I just got here I sprang with the quickness like lightening, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I can say that this cab was rare But I thought 'Man forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel-Air' I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo holmes smell ya later' I looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air

This game has honestly changed my life.

I went into it not expecting much, considering that was hyped to shit. Holy fucking shit, was I blown away. I was hooked, like a baby to a tit with creamy foamy milk. I could feel the energy and hype flowing through my body, bringing light to my dull life. I resonated with artefacts. I could feel their struggle and their desire to surpass my limitations, something that struck me hard. Everything suddenly stopped when I heard the words:

DON'T LOSE YOUR WAAAAAYYYYYYYYY

and I started trembling. That was me, I feel like I've been "losing my way" these past years. I haven't been able to hold a steady job, my grades were starting to slip, and my parents suspect that I'm gay. It was right then and there that I knew that I had to get my shit together. I can't think of any other game that has had such a profound effect on me, let alone on the first mission. Tomorrow, I'm going to be a better man. Thank you, STALKER, thank you GSC. I won't lose my way.

Б-жчки, тo ли я хapдкopщик, тo ли КOК для кaзyaлoв я дaжe нe знaю. Зapaнee oгoвopюcь o peжимe игpы, игpaл бeз oднoй жизни (пoтoмy чтo ИMХO этo oнли нa oтыгpaш, a нe для cepьёзнoй игpы) и бeз yлyчшeннoй cтpeльбы HПC (oпять тaки, пpoбoвaл, ИMХO этo хyeтa и нeнyжный шкoлoхapдкop, кoгдa тeбe чикибиpкep хeдшoтит c oбpeзa нa paccтoянии oвepдoхyя мeтpoв). Зoмби cypвaйвaл - copт oф paзнooбpaзиe игpoвoгo peжимa, нe бoлee. Haчaл нa мacтepe, пoбeгaл пo Кopдoнy, пo Cвaлкe, дoшёл дo Бapa - yжe paзжилcя гoдным opyжиeм и cнapягoй. Peшил пpoвepить cпизжeнный нa Бapaхoлкe дeтeктop, пpoшёлcя пo лoкaциям, coбpaл apтoв, зaгнaл yчёным нa Янтape зa 200 000 дepeвянных. Этo жи пиздeц, лoл, дaльшe экзa + винтapь + шoтгaн, и я имeю вcю Зoнy. Cкyчнo и нeинтepecнo. Хoтя paндoмныe мoбы нeмнoгo дocтaвляют, oхyeннo былo пpaктичecки c гoлыми pyкaми вaлить бюpepa нa Кopдoнe, или Кoнтpoлёpa c пoлтepгeйcтaми и излoмaми нa Дикoй тeppитopии.

holy fucking shit this is a bad general

Thank you for your valuable insight.

I'm more surprised Veeky Forums has zero moderators/janitors.

Almost a hour in to the shitposters shelling of /sg/, it has'nt gone well for anyone.
Oldfags are on the verge of leaving, newfags are still asking idiotic questions, Sidorovich is charging almost 2000RU for bread.
He knows we cant go outside because of the constant shitposts.
I was talking to a veteran, he said this shit happens all the time, then mumbled something about a guy named Simon of?
God, when I entered the zone I expected mutants and bolt throwing, not phycological warfare.

They don't do shit unless you report something and even then half the time they do nothing.

>implying I cant pull some strings in the administation and get away with all this

But that implies zero people would report shit posting like this, on the other hand it kinda makes sense seeing that the people that have been here for a while hates stalker and everything related to it besides themselves.

LoNer1 is some totally innocuous salaryman who lives in suburban Amsterdam. He works in middle-management for some successful yet forgettable corporation. His co-workers would describe him as "pleasant", even though he doesn't really stand out from the crowd, and hardly ever speaks up during meetings. He is kind to his wife, but not affectionate. His children barely know who he is, but he always offers them a smile, a pat on the head, the occasional ice cream. His neighbors would never say a bad word about him. And late at night, a couple times a month, he tells his wife that he has to work late. But he doesn't stay at the office. Instead, he drives to a non-descript, run down shopping district late at night, parks his car, and walks to the unnumbered door between the appliance repair shop and the pet store. He takes out the key from his wallet, unlocks the door, walks up the three flight of steps to another door, and unlocks that. There, there is a desk, a chair, and a computer. He closes the door, sits, turns on the computer, and makes these shitposts. He never tells anyone about them, and even he doesn't exactly know why he makes them. LoNer1 is a mystery even to himself.

Saved.

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LoNer1 status
[ ] Not Told
[x] Told
[x] TOLD
[x] AlTOLD
[X] TOLDASAURUS REX
[X] Cash4told.com
[X] No country for told men
[X] Knights of the TOLD Republic
[X] TOLDSpice
[x] The Elder TOLDS IV: Oblivious
[x] Command & Conquer: TOLDberian Sun
[x] GuiTold Hero: World TOLD
[x] CounTOLD Strike
[x] Unreal TOLDament
[X] Half Life 2: Episode TOLD
[x] World of Warcraft: CaTOLDclysm
[X] Roller Coaster TOLDcoon
[x] BattleTOLDS
[x] S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: ShaTOLD of Chernobyl
[X] TOLDasauraus Rex 2: Electric Toldaloo
[x] TOLD of Duty 4: Modern TOLDfare
[x] TOLDmember
[X] Pokemon TOLD and Silver
[x] The Legend of Eldorado : The Lost City of TOLD
[x] X-men: The first TOLD
[x] TOLD Fortress Classic
[x] Toldman: Arkham TOLD
[X] The Good, The Bad, and The TOLD
[x] Super Mario SunTOLD
[x] Legend of Zelda: TOLDacarnia of Time
[X] TOLDstone creamery
[x] StoneTOLD Steve Austin
[x] Mario Golf: TOLDstool Tour
[X] Super TOLD Boy
[x] TOLDboy
[x] TOLD mountain
[x] October TOLD
[X] Left 4 TOLD
[X] BatTOLDfield: Bad Company 2
[x] TOLDman Sachs
[x] Avatold: The Last Airbender
[X] Dragon Ball Z TOLDkaichi Budokai
[x] TOLDcraft II: TOLDs of TOLDberty
[x] Leo TOLDstoy
[x] Metal Gear TOLDid 3: Snake Eater
[x] J.R.R TOLDkien's Lord of the TOLD
[x] TOLDfinger
[x] Man with the TOLDen Gun
[x] TOLDenEye
[X] LitTOLD Big Planet
[x] Rome: TOLDAL War
[x] Gran TOLDrismo 5
[x] TOLD Fortress 2
[x] Castlevania: RonTOLD of Blood
[x] Guilty Gear XX Accent TOLD
[x] Cyndaquil, Chicorita, and Toldodile
[x] was foretold
[x] Tolden Sun: Dark Dawn
[x] Tic-Tac-TOLD
[X] BioTOLD 2
[X] Toldbound
[x] iceTOLD
[x] TOLD of the Rings
[x] Microsoft Essential TOLD
[x] GNU/TOLD

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>cash4told.com is a actual site
MY
FUCKING
SIDES

y

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yes very good, running that is actually walking.

why do you post these here, i've seen them at least 2 times before

What is this?

I can't get AO3 to work with COC, it crashes when I start a new game.
No error message, it just closes itself.

xray engine source code was made public a few years ago and now people are making virtual reality missions with it.

That's UE4.

>xray engine source code was made public a few years ago
Why? It wasn't even an illegal leak.

How can GSC be so shameless over their amateurish coding? It's like they were never taught formally.

Why is freedom the most reddit tier faction?

Hey is the GoG version moddable?

>Literally "DUDE WEED LMAO" the faction
It was doomed to happen from the start

Yes

>everything I don't like is reddit

who /touchpad/ shooting here?

daily reminder rk 62 is the best raifu

What are the Deus Ex and Morrowind equivalents of AMK?

Someone breakdown CoC for me, please. Pretty new to modding these games. Is it basically a combination of all the areas from all three games?

Fuck off Uncle Yar

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Is AO3 the best COP gun mod?

Yes

Yes its a freeplay mod of all areas.

anime mod when

no.

NAME A BETTER ONE YOU STUPID FUCKING BASTARD

stcop (which is partially what ao3 is made of i do recall)

where the fuck is radioman's stash in OGSE 0693

I've been looking for an hour within the three circles but nothing

So which one of the weapon addons for CoC is the best?
AO3, OWR or STCoP?

stop asking and start playing.

AO3

STCOP is best

Amazing. Best texture mod that's compatible?

All 3 in the same time? Alright I will.

Help, my game crashes what do I do?

Is Gunslinger out yet?

>merely pretending

OWR is best