/owg/ - Overwatch General

at sucking horse dick and eating her own shit

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Next update october (halloween) or after the summer event?

you sound upset

>NERF THIS!
>Focus down Rein + ITSHIGHNOON
>Zarya maybe?

Why are console players so fucking bad at game sense?

>Ana has a beyond annoying voice and is too tryhard.
I can't honestly see the appeal

>reflect a sleep dart back at Ana
>walk up and combo her into the ground
>Save Video Clip

>get hooked by hog
>he pops my mech cherry
>start sprinting for the hp pack
>hogs not even moving
>just staring
>hooked again
>a charging rein hits me mid hook and thrusts me towards a cliff
>stops about three feet before the cliff
>GROUP UP WITH ME
>walks me back to my team and resumes play
Reins are the nicest players

Time to settle this once and for all

strawpoll.me/10940473

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i have no idea but it NEEDS to STOP

>strawpoll.me/10940473

is this even a question?

Probably October. Just remember that everything in that update will be *ABSOLUTELY FREE* but you can get a great deal on Spooky Boxes as it's only $39.99 for 50 boxes!

It's just a matter of luck.
one match
>zarya on our team solo ults their whole team when she isn't even charged and dies
another match
>d.va sends her ult into hanamura and zarya ults to prevent them from scrambling

all solo q matches as well

Please Blizz new reaper/rein/76 skins

Amelie is a very pretty girl.

>TFW no one actually hits the bstion or mercy

sleep tight reap tight

Post your stats

>Starting rank
>Current rank
>Highest rank
>Expected rank (what rank do you expect to be)
>Rank games played
>Hero main

DON'T DO IT REAPFIELD, THAT'S OUR PET GREMLIN HANA

>dorado attack in qp
>lock in Symmetra for the memes
>alt tab to read /owg/ before round starts
>go back to tab
>entire team locked in Symmetra
>we lose less than 10m from the end

That was the most fun I've had all week why can't randoms be more open to memeing

Don't worry friends, I will be your shield!

every thread

it's the same person

end ur suffering please

I'm really hoping for new skins purchasable with cuckredits to hit around gamescom or a bit later. These olympics skins sucks some fat cocks and the only people who like them are special snowflakes that rushes to buy every new skin so they can feel unique.

Sombra herself isn't enough of content and most likely will be Mei 2.0, stealth edition, aka low elo stomper but high elo garbage. I doubt they have the new maps or game modes already cooked up, too.

>tfw nobody pays attention to the reaper or pharah looming above everyone obviously looking for a free potg with their ult

Mercy is pure. Delete this.

Ive yet to try symmetra
Should I?

Zarya or Reinhardt - who do I get a golden weapon for?

Because some people want qp to be srs business.
>End of match.
>"You all suck lol."
>X has left the game.

why is soldier 76 so perfect

his hitscans and heals are too pure for this game

I want to be Hana

Purity is but the doorway to corruption and fetishes

Reinhardt w/ Paragon skin.

I don't believe you.

>200 hp
>no mobility
>no self heal/shield/sustain/survivability
>absoluely ZERO ranged capabilities
>melee range 1hp turret
>can't even 1v1 flankers that she's supposed to counter (a smart genji/tracer)

pass

are theses pros using smurfs or are they actually on a competitive team at only level 58?

You don't get to ult anymore.

>49
>50
>51
>60
>89
>D.Va

I soloq'd and deranked from 49 to 43, then duoq'd and ranked up to 49, then soloq'd for a few matches and got to 51. Soloq is suffering.

Or I guess Zarya, but only if you have the Weightlifter skin.

>zero ranged capabilities
>RMB is ranged

I mean I agree Symmetra is fairly useless but don't just straight up make up shit.

YOU'RE GOING INTO ORBIT

YOU STUPID MUTT

I like it, its as if the thread has an opening theme of shitposting.

>47
>60
>60
>60
>200-ish
>Zarya

DEVS CONFIRMED FOR REI FANS

ASUKA AND E.VA FAGS BTFO

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>tfw you are trying to hit an enemy genji behind my teammate and they don't turn round to help

Sleep tight reap tight. I have to be back at work by 8 tomorrow morning, I need all the help I can get.

>deflect into bastion's face
>he stops shooting but his team doesn't
>beep boop boop boop

fuck bastion, frankly
54
56
64
45
204
Genji

ASUKAFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH

Rei is the BEST

>50
>57
>59
>60
>34
>Lucio

>set up turrets under props and in bushes
>distract the enemy with your spicy thighs
>walk around in circles spamming WELCOME TO MY REALITY
Symmetra is first Indian woman that has gotten me hard

>66
>66
>66
>66
>10
>Junkrat

I UNIRONICALLY ENJOY USING AND FACING MEI, AND WISH FOR HER TO GET A BUFF JUST SO I CAN JUSTIFY USING HER MORE.

This is the only fucking skin I'm still missing from the summer boxes that I want. All I want is this

except Indian women look nothing like Symmetra

Same thing with Tracer, british women look absolutely like her

xth for 15 y/o Pharah

I can be your Talon Tracer

>great dps damage with rifle
>great aoe damage with rockets
>great mobility with sprinting
>great sustain with his self heal
>great ultimate with aimbot
literally perfection

Sleep tight reap tight.

All smiles!

I need a D.Va edit of this

>play bastion in qp for the hell of it
>all those genjis that think i'll fall for deflect

Funniest thing are the ones who run straight at you without any other plan.

Defense heroes will never get buffed
Blizzard thinks they will make the game unfun for noobs in quickplay and thus they must remain to wallow in mediocrity to being flat out useless.

The Asuka/Rei war still rage after all this time??

>be D. Va
>outside of mech
>YOU'RE POWERED UP, GET IN THERE

requesting D.Va edit, might try it myself... i could just recolor and do some minor photoshop but someone with more talent could really make a cool pic

You're not fooling anyone, I know you'll charge.

It never ended, it just became a cold war.

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>Start playing D.va against shitters, constantly get pentakills and gold eliminations,
>Go up in rank and mmr, now i only get double kills if i get lucky.
It's a mixed feeling.

I would rape this girl if she went to my highschool

she literally turns into a dorito fueled gremlin when she's powered up out of her meka if you know what you're doing though

did they update Soldier/Pharah conversations on Ana with her release?
>Got your aim from your mom, eh?
>Your mother woulda been proud
What if these get triggered in Ana's presense?

Anyone up for rating pushing? Rank 51, I mainly play support.

Labradford#1362

>Starting rank: 55
>Current rank: 64
>Highest rank: 65
>Expected rank (what rank do you expect to be): 60
>Rank games played: Maybe 274? I have 137 wins so far.
>Hero main: Support

Ana's ult has a bad habit of hitting the wrong teammate when they're scrambling around like cockroaches, I've had some facepalms in my couple games I actually tried her out

You have 20 seconds to balance Sombra's stealth mechanics to be fun, while ALSO not being useless

go

>All I want is the reinhardt olympics icon
>Get all 6 Olympic legendaries instead

>Play mei for once because why not
>Sniping people left and right
>Actually having fun
>Teammate says I'm the first helpful mei they've seen
I'm total shit at mccree why am I good with her?

I actually did manage to get 2 kills I think before the reinhardt smashed my face in but it still would have been a lot better on one of the tanks or save it for when genji ults

True, most people underestimate her, even those who start playing her but the gremlin can output some good damage.
You just have to be careful not to draw the enemy team's attention and keep jumping and hiding like a spastic.

>>Starting rank 62
>>Current rank 63
>>Highest rank 69
>>Expected rank (what rank do you expect to be) 40
>>Rank games played 18
>>Hero main Mercy

sorry, i'll add RELIABLE ranged capabilities. which she has none of.

The icons though are just there to remind us all the cool skins we could of had instead of "another tracer sloot" skin.

REINHARDT IN A WRESTLING SINGLET WHEN?!

>All I want is Zen line
>Get every olympic player icons and spray instead

At least you had SOMETHING worth dick.

sleep tight reap tight

Boosted zero suit DVa will likely dish out more damage than Meka desu.
I wish Nano Boost stayed on you when you launch the mecha

Rude.

who /quickplay only/

buff junkrat's tire by making it slightly faster or more hp