/dag/+/bwg/ - Dragon Age and Bioware General #983

He looks like Obi-Wan desu

All Biggs Donnser (that's unironically the first name the random generator created) has is a pistol and a promise

Female protagonists? In MY video games?!

Nice jumpsuit lol

Shut the fuck up Atton

Is based Carth still alive?

Shock shock watching motherfuckers drop

He shows up very briefly near the end of the game

There's also a rare drop you can get called the Onasi Blaster

>that corpse texture

Brava Obsidian

I'm gonna kill him if he keeps bullying T3

>Shock shock watching motherfuckers drop
That's what I'm saying

So, I'm playing a blaster wielding jedi, and those are really feat intensive. I'm also playing as the class with the least number of feats, so I'm going to be really squishy until I get my prestige class

Oh yes...

Based Atton is stepping all over you

UNLIMITED POWER

>Game says not to use blasters
>Mining laser are totally ok though

Wew

The mining lasers are apparently way weaker than blasters or something

Youd think any errant spark could cause an explosion though

Finally, a real friend...

>giving robots just enough emotions to be annoying as fuck
For what fucking purpose?

>letting the thread die again
You useless fucks...

Hey there cutie...

I needed a nap!

Nothing worse than it deserves.

...

Damn straight!

Well, well. Look who we have here...

Don't worry - grandmas are tough!

If I take that off, will he die?

It would be extremely painful

Do you think Nolan knew just how ubiquitous Baneposting would be?

He's a big guy.

Atton is so nice. He's the loveable rogue who wouldn't do a single mean thing.

It's just like my FPS games!

>Loading Screen
>Turrent Sequence
>Loading Screen
>Kill Sith surviviors
>Loading screen
>Escape
>Loading screen
>FMV to enter Telos

Such cancer

It's definitely a good idea to rebuild this mysterious assassin droid

>>Kill Sith surviviors
Um maybe you should just get good?

. . .

Letho's big diq beating up your prostate........

Atton is pretending to type so your ghoulish freak-ass will go away

Was Kreia a looker?

>46 posts
>6 IPs

Is it it time for /dag/ to die?

Maybe if you hang around and whine some more, everyone will change their minds and not want to post here anymore

I don't know, but I just booked a vacation for the next 2 days so I won't be here to add my much appreciated shitposting.

My shitposts are too good for this dump.

Bring back seashells!

No beach there. Amusement parks.

I don't know why you always get so super defensive with this obnoxious "whiny-kin" shit when the truth that it's a single poster bumping the thread with no replies 1/3 of the day gets told

>only one person dislikes complaining about something easily ignored
Lad...

Whatever, I'm sure "annoying-kun" will reply with much butthurt sooner or later. My point still stands.

I broke him out of Orlais so I could take my shit back (faggot couldn't just leave it in storage when he went AWOL?), and now I wish I could just kick his bitch-ass out.

Between this and Sera and Cassandra shitting all over my heritage, really sours the end-game.

hey ummmm

Blackwall did nothing wrong.

That faggot did at least everything wrong.

He was doing good

Do NOT speak ill of Thom... or else...

Or else what? He'll run away and hide in the woods for another few years? Fucking piece of shit.

>media0.giphy.com/media/3o7ZeS4p8rROjZvPfq/giphy.gif
>tfw no thom hugs

How do I get Gaspard to take the throne? Do I need to let the Duchess murder Celene?

*kills thom*

I want to tongue-punch Sera's fartbox.

I want to form a suicide pact with my waifu

>Jedi Consular
>All the important stats are 14

I mean you CAN play a gimped character too if you want to. Personally I'd go for 16 wisdom and 16 charisma. You can drop intelligence and constitution. You really don't need all those skills or constitution. The only time constitution will matter to you is when you duel the mandalorians and even then you can cheese it with an armor that has a regeneration upgrade in it and you just run around the ring to heal.

>Constitution
>Useless
The D-Package implants alone make the investment more than worthwhile, particularly on a ranged character that needs to get as many Dex bonuses as possible
Wisdom isn't an issue because I'm putting all but 1 of my attribute points from level up into it, and I get some bonuses through companions later on

hehehe... 10!

I miss murder elf

I'll add a 10th IP to ease the tragedy

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youtube.com/watch?v=i3YGdPMl-2w

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Is that black Yen?

Sure is, Watson

No, she got him into the chantry because she was afraid he's Eamon's bastard. If the truth about Connor got out, Alistair (assuming he's Eamon's child, which is not true but she thinks is the case) would be Eamon's heir. She doesn't know that Fiona was Alistair's mum and probably thinks it was whatshername whose daughter lives in Denerim
lol
Just give Atton some swords and watch him die and resurrect thanks to his special ability over and over again
Revan apparently programmed him to have such a "unique" personality in order to annoy Malak
Yes

>i.4cdn.org/hm/1468712946218.webm
>tfw no thom chest hair to stroke

kys

Brain... hurts... too... hard... to think... ugh....

I think you got the last one wrong

Damn! This quest is very insensitive to mentally challenged people like myself

>Solas and Anders
Reusing character concepts or foreshadowing? I'm leaning towards the former

>this
>coincidence
I don't think so.

>"I carried Andraste's Ashes out of Tevinter into the mountains to the east where She could gaze ever into Her Maker's sky... No more fitting a tomb than this could we find"
>Temple of sacred ashed is this close to Sky-fucking-hold
Dammit, Gaider.

I don't really buy into the Shartan = Solas theory because both Leliana and the toolset state that he was born in captivity AND later died with Andraste
>Shartan was a great elven leader in Andraste's time, originally born a slave in Tevinter. When Andraste waged her war against the Tevinter Imperium, Shartan and many other elves and joined Andraste's army, seeing this as a chance to overthrow their human masters. Shartan's dream was to escape the humans and to found a new land for his people that they could call their own: their home. Shartan was eventually killed at the same time Andraste was betrayed and burned at the stake.

He could be his agent tho, just like Felassan.

Solas was only using Felassan to unlock the eluvians, he didn't care about helping the elves at all, which was the primary motivation of Sharthan's
I don't know, it just seems out of character for Solas given his indifference regarding both city and Dalish elves

Maybe Mythal's then?

Do you think Mythal had a bald fetish?

She definitely is a dog person.

You'd think one husband was un oeuf for her

Bye bye
Solaswives
I'm gonna
Love you
Wherever I go
I'm gonna

wtf

>Play DA:O
>Love it,
>Play its DLC
>Its was alright
>Play dragon age 2
Holyshit what went wrong.
I think I might just skip to inquisition I can't take this feels like I'm mo Farrah at the end of a marathon. .

You aren't a real /dag/na if you haven't finished DA2 at least once desu

DAO dlcs already had the DA2 disease because every single one of them is a reused area

Awakening had loads of new areas