I NEED TO EARN 500$ A MONTH NOW QUICKLY FROM HOME BEHIND PC OTHERWISE I WILL DIE PLEASE HELP ME WHAT CAN I DO

I NEED TO EARN 500$ A MONTH NOW QUICKLY FROM HOME BEHIND PC OTHERWISE I WILL DIE PLEASE HELP ME WHAT CAN I DO

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>I NEED TO EARN 500$
alright cool
>NOW QUICKLY
no problem
>FROM HOME BEHIND PC
haha wut
OTHERWISE I WILL DIE
hahaahaah

man you people are such idiots. you're just some faggot that's making up some dumb story, thinking """we""" aren't telling you the real deal, so you spam threads over and over asking basically "how do i make money online"

Do mturk full time or shut the fuck up.

Literally not that hard if you have a computer related skill.
Why is this board so dumb?
OP, go to code academy, learn something and then freelance. Lie about your experience, no one really cares anyway. You'll pull at least 4,000 a month within a year.

>OP, go to code academy, learn something and then freelance. Lie about your experience, no one really cares anyway. You'll pull at least 4,000 a month within a year.

Is this actually true, or you just read it online a few times and you considered it as true?

Assuming you are actually right, what specific computer skills / programming languages can make you pull 4k a month within a year?

trade crypto you can make $30 a day easy

>can make ~$50k/yr as a freelance programmer
Hold on what the fuck

I looked it up and apparently the average for a freelance programmer is >$80k
God damn how do I get into that business

Yeah, within a year and with no experience? That's pretty good. After you get some experience under you you can charge whatever the hell you want.

>Yeah dude just work as a freelancer when you literally have NO experience or knowledge, at all

Lmfao how do you expect him to do anything?

see first you gotta be a proven programmer, then you just start taking contracts. It's really one of those "know the right people" networks

Obviously you should be a cam boi

four words knee pads

buy trumps and you'll have more than $500 come election

Sell empty boxes on eBay.

Xbox one boxes, alien ware boxes, boxes that had boxes in them. Just make sure the ads are really confusing.

...

Im thinking about getting a new hobby and web design seems fun. Does anyone have advice? Freelancing for some side cash could be good too, maybe advertise fixing Pajeets shitty scripts. Anyone got experience with this sort of thing?

Don't take that advice, don't learn anything about "coding" until you absolutely need to.

For static sites just use markup software (drag and drop type stuff).

If you for some reason are able to get a client which wants more than a basic static site outsource it, Russia and India are good because they work for pennies on the dollar but even within the country would be fine.

To get clients you're going to be doing cold calling, a lot of it (anywhere from 10-20 nos before you'll get a yes), there are good threads which come up pretty often about how to sell. The idea is hopefully these clients will eventually shill your services for you.

>don't learn anything about "coding" until you absolutely need to.

Meh. Shit advice is shitty.

Explain why.

That's three words.

>I NEED TO EARN 500$ A MONTH

I get paid more than $500 a week working minimum wage you lazy cunt

Shut up retard that's clearly 5 words in that sentence. Learn how to read.

Solve captchas for $1.2/1000, work 8hrs a day for 26 days/month, solve them in 1.8 seconds

>OTHERWISE I WILL DIE
are you implying you will achieve immortality if you can earn $500/month from behind your PC? also, I would recommend being in front of your PC.

I couldn't find my pic of bush eating corn so I had so settle with this.

are you from switzerland

Mine was better

You can do that if
A) You have a marketable skill that can be performed remotely. Programming is the most common fully-remote position, and I'm doing that myself (albeit for a less-than-stellar income right now).

*_AND_*

B) You're good at figuring out people and their needs. The most important part of securing a client is not showing off a gazillion qualifications, it's talking to them and convincing them that you understand their problem and can fix it.

If A+B apply to you, go for it. Otherwise, don't waste your time. Go here instead: mcdonalds.com/us/en-us/careers.html

Yes, you can absolutely do this. Good programmers are well paid (provided you don't let exploitative clients walk over you).

>what specific computer skills / programming languages
Wrong question. You need to have a solid foundation in core programming, logic, and system administration skills and be good at learning things quickly.

If your approach to learning is to pick a highly specialised topic and rote memorise it... you need to change that approach or you won't succeed.

This type of "developer" if you can call them that, are disgusting.

If you're just using drag and drop software please do your potential future clients (if you even get any with that level of skill) a favor a quit.

Invest $150,000 into a stock with a 4% dividend paid out monthly.

It doesn't work that way.

How much do I start with to earn an average $30/day?

ok hoss go ahead and write static sites from scratch, I'm sure your "purity" gives you a warm fuzzy

Sell your shit on ebay.