This guy pulls up next to you and says

this guy pulls up next to you and says

>your car is a piece of shit

what do?

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Call him a fat cunt and smoke him

rev my rotary up to over 9000 and smoke him

lol hard and let his dumb ass hear the train horns that close with his window down.

moar giggles m8

That's not what you're bitch said

Agree with him and talk about future plans of getting a better one

Rev the engine to 7000 rpm and drop it into D for mad respect

I start granny shifting furiously

"I know"

I'd respond with

>more than you can afford pal

Reply.
> "That's not what your mum said about it when I was banging her in the back seat, mate."
Then prepare to drive off if he gets out to pound me.

my car is a Mitsubishi Colt so he might have a point

I'm fairly sure i saw him in a parking lot in a muscle car as I drove by

"well being of full human height my options are somewhat limited"

>what do?

Hit the blunt, get my china-eyes on, blow smoke everywhere, look over, smile, and rev my 110 c.i. to 3,500.

>Thanks!

then resume my day

Well yeah, I know man. My other car is a... Well it's an even shitter shitbox than this.

Hey you want to go play some D&D? Beer's on me.

Your shitbox might be faster than my truck but is it faster than bullets?

>so are your movies

>"At least it's not a Carrera CGT"

Put my Nissan GT-R into "R" and smoke him

Ask if he will buy me a new car if i suck his dick.

Well your movies are pieces of shit

I will say nothing, just give me a sly smile and a "heh". Than prepare to smoke his pigfat american shitbox with my superior lightweight JDM in the corners.

"EJECTO SEATO CUZ"

as i press a button which throws him off his car

smoke him

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Rev my little geo metro up to 7,000rpm and dump the clutch into first, destroying my transmission, clutch, and valvetrain as my oil pisses out of the oil pan.

As usual - I would start screaming in creepy voice while maintaining an eye contact without blinking.

turn 360° and drive away

Cost more than your acting lessons

some highschool busriders yelled to me that my lifted 4x4 turbo minivan looked like shit

bretty sure they were jelly as hell

>minivan

There's your problem

I bet you I have over 100 grand under the hood

maybe he did a swap.
with a miat engine.