SS13 - Spessmen on a Space Station /ss13g/

15 Cryo
15 Clonex
50 Anti Toxin
20 alkysine
2

20

2?

OK quick but how much is 1% of 100%??

punishedchiot is 2hotdogs

1? Did you not pay attention in school?

but is 2hotdogs 2beard

I put in a lot of hard work trying to make a good name for skelingtons, but I still get meme'd on from time to time

>how much is % of %

...

I prefer this one
if you consider that you need to have at least 10% (10u in a 100u beaker) then you realize there's no room for tricord

1%

>slime+rabid slime grenade
??????

quick create the perfect 300u beaker for cryo

90 Cryo
90 Clonex
30 Alkysine
30 Anti Toxin
30 Doctor's Delight
15 Ryetalyn
15 Dexalin Plus

Which is just silly cause a fresh clone has no use for it.

Math does in fact work like that. It's not what they meant, but it works.
Percent || Per cent || Per 100|| Divided by 100

100% = 100/100 = 1
1% = 1/100 = .01

1% * 100% = 1 * (1/100) = (1/100) = 0.01 = 1%

for inaprovaline in a fresh clone?
it would keep them from dying of suffocation if the person cloning them forgot to collect them right away

You use the grey slime reaction to make slimes and have one of the nades use the rabid reaction.

120 clonex
120 cryox
60 alkysine

>150 nutriment
>150 corn oil
THICC

Making tricord in the cryo does jack shit for them.

...

290u tricord
9u coffee

what they're saying is that you're going to get tricord no matter what if you stick a clone into a cryo mix that has anti-tox because it mixes in their blood

Stop using dex+. Seriously. There's never any need ever for it to be in a cryomix. If you're using cryo to heal any resp. damage on it's own, you're doing it completely wrong. Anyone with resp+other damage will heal both out FINE if you just leave the dex+ out of the mix.

>efficiant

I can't get this stupid thing to spell check me
I also get very embarrassed playing space because I make so many spelling errors

Step up your game senpai

Lemon juice
Lime juice
Orange juice
Potato juice
Berry juice
Watermelon juice
Apple juice
Tomato juice
Banana juice
Carrot juice

flour
rice
cinnamonium
ketchup
sugar
milk
cream

nutriment
corn oil

Play typing speed games until you fix your shit senpai.

nothing wrong with my typing, I literally can't remember how to spell the words

It'll make you spell shit. Maybe see if lumosity has vocab games. Should be able to get a set of english vocab flash cards on Anki that are normally used for ESL's. That'll get you back in shape.

I want to take Reica carter into chemistry and force her to do a good job!

I'm the headmin now.

t. the headmin

Open the hedge.

i want reica to force her 10u lexorin pill down my throat!

That'd be something to see. Like 5 assistants forcing her to work.

I want her to tell me I'm a good boy as she massages my throat to make it go down!

I don't know why you guys care having two people in chem is a pain unless the second person go gets more large beakers or something and even then the other person usually makes chems in different amount pills with different colors and pisses me off immensely and goddamn just fuck off and i'll do it all

The rule of medbay is only the most autistic is left while the rest fuck off, log off, or get killed. Extras means at least there's something in the fridge.

PRAETORIAN 678 SO MAD

30 Cryo
30 Clonex
10 Alkysine
10 Anti Toxin
10 Doctor's Delight
5 Ryetalyn

available at round-start:
Cryo
Anti Toxin
Doctor's Delight

that leaves only 3 you need to make:
Clonex
Ryetalyn
Alkysine

but what to do with that last 5u? you have to make dex+ anyway, so that seems the most logical

Chiot is a cute brown girl!

GRENADE PRIDE
MUHREENS WIDE
What happened. Rokkit snipe?

>10u dermaline = 150 burn damage healed
I have been wasting excessive amounts of the stuff then

>wanted to restrain clown and force-feed her own space lube after we catch here
>finally catch her
>her beaker is empty
CLOWNED AGAIN
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

do space drugs heal clowns?

No but I think banana might.

Also a GREAT cryo chem for collecting valids is holy water.

>Also a GREAT cryo chem for collecting valids is holy water.
it's a bit meta/power gaming but I can't say I wont try it as a filler
I'll just make up some in-game reason like joining the priests religion and wanting to bless everyone
or maybe I'll just say I'm trying to murder ayyys ;^)

Idea:
>100u nutriment and 100u corn oil
With
>100 mint toxin mix
There, perfect antag cryo mix

When are you ever going to have 100u of mint toxin?

Whenever you learn how to use silicon laws.

I'd rather add small doses of synaptizine or mind breaker to an actually good mix
that way the other doctors wont check the mix because it's healing effects will be real, but the long-term side effects will get 'em
plus, you could easily sneak in as not-doctor and add a drop of mindbreaker to the beaker

>tfw not human
>tfw silicons generally help me anyway, but I always make sure to ask nicely
>that one secborg on asimov that tazed me every time he saw me because lol not human

That doesn't seem quite right. Last time I tested it pretty sure it was 75 burn on average from 10 dermaline.

Who would be more likely to dominate and sexually bully the other?

Reica or Felicity?

well I'm going off notes that Ginger made here;
pastebin.com/xb67nELn

Reica
But she will only bully and dominate me!

>tfw a nonhuman gives you shit and you keep bending over backwards to use every loophole you can to shit on them
I love you polite guys. Ya'll better than most of the hoomans.

>All those times nanites cryo gets them
Feels malfuction man...

DUDE WHAT IF
as antag fill cryo with medical nanites
Cyber horrors are play controlled right?

Per github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/blob/Bleeding-Edge/code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Reagents.dm

/datum/reagent/kelotane/on_mob_life(var/mob/living/M)
if(..()) return 1
M.heal_organ_damage(0, 2 * REM)

/datum/reagent/dermaline/on_mob_life(var/mob/living/M)
if(..()) return 1
M.heal_organ_damage(0, 3 * REM)

>loopholing
Watch out, that is grounds for a silicon ban.

Cum at me bro. Don't be a shitter if you don't want to get shit on.

Nope. Ded as a post while you watch a simple mob get dunked on.

A) it would only work if there was no cryox in there, it renders med nanites moot
B) no, they're not player controlled, they're simple mobs
I think that was to avoid people turning themselves into horrors to griff and collect valids

would it be possible to grind up one of those robot burgers and dump the active ingredient into the mix?

Yes

it doesn't convert you right away, right? you might not pop until after you'd left medbay?

Autist nanites from mommi spaghetti is better. Mommis then have to avoid humans and are unable to snitch about cyro being sabotaged.

brilliant
because then you get ahelp valids when they inevitably break those laws

Can genetics make backups of whoever they want, or is it reserved for special higher ups like the captain?

Genetics can backup monkeys if they want to.

Genetics can backup monkeys if they want to fuck.

Monkey fuckers please leave

>not fucking monkey woman
What are they gonna do, scream PISS over the radio and irradiate you?

Daily reminder that waifus who are cloned have their hymens restored.

Invisible irradiation monkeys is annoying as shit.

Daily reminder that you are a cancer on this server, you, and every single one of the pathetic, massive faggots who still bother with the shitty, cringy waifu meme.

Fuck off, and stop beating a dead whore.

i'm really not good at bar designs I just made up something really badly

It wasn't bad.

t. MoMMI

better than DUDE WOOD at least

>not appreciating wood
What's wrong with you

>not getting hard wood on the floor

Wood is to be used sparingly. It is an accent.

The modern day bar is a disgusting abomination, and every time I look at it, I get a bit more depressed. It could be so much better, but nobody has ever taken the time to fix it.

it's boring

>dumblr filename

>muh tumblr boogiemens

>Not 8 different shades of multicolour vomit for lighting
I guess that's my special touch when we Bar autism together

You're the designer not me, I just always stood around watching like a dork

spotted newfriend

can you treadmill beepsky using your idless self s bait?