Someone offers to buy you your dream car. The only catch is that it must be stanced

Someone offers to buy you your dream car. The only catch is that it must be stanced.

Do you take it?

Then its no longer my dream car

No thanks, wouldn't want to see that done to a C126

Yea because my dream car is stanced

I'd rather just buy it myself...if thats the terms. Unless I'm allowed to unstance it...

Yes. At the very least you could still sell it for a shit load of money, unless your dream car is a Twingo or something.

Well, if it's a 3rd gen, I wouldnt mind if it was stanced like that lambo.

Definitely

1800 dollar dream car
>i could buy and piss your dreams away

come on, you could still get a pack of beer or something for the Twingo

How would you sell it for a shit load? It's stanced, nobody is paying big bucks for that.

If I can't restore it to stock or stance it, then no. I don't think a stanced 918 or Singer Porsche would be very fun.

That would kind of defeat the purpose of the hypothetical question, wouldn't it?

A fucked up lambo is still a lambo, and it can be restored. Or just sell it to some Saudi prince with no taste.

idgaf

I really dont want expensive supercars. I just don't care.
Soon as I get myself a house im'a buy a mulletmobile and ain't nothin' y'all niggas can do 'bout it.

A bit of camber probably won't hurt this car

It's okay. The grapes are mad sour anyhow.

People would probably try to have me killed.

What's the point? For example, a brake job on a the particular Lambo OP posted is about $22,000. What's practical about that shit?
"I got a free car that I can't afford!"

Could probably get away with it on this car, right?

What would you have sour grapes for?

Free Audi Sport Quattro, just needs some new suspension. No brainier

>stance shit
>ever

nope

Yes. I'd turn it into a drift slut

>get free lambo you could never realistically afford to buy
>now own a lambo
>either sell it or use it sparingly

somehow this worse than

>get free car that I can already afford 10 of
>now own a shitbox I can already afford 10 of

I'll take "corolla" for $1000, Alex

Yeah except you have to pay taxes on it before you can sell it. Fuck that noise!

>Sport Quattro
>not Quattro sport

You'd be surprised how refreshing it is to see somebody get the name right

>america

You guys have it bad, man. How the fuck do they justify that bullshit?

That $1800 car could outperform nearly anything else for the money.

>1988 L98 Trans Am
>240 ish hp/330 tq
>$700
>Corvette L98 heads and tune away from nearly 300hp

I'd wager the US isn't the only country you'd have to pay taxes.

You're too cruel, OP

You mean out-accelerate in a straight line correct?

>stanced mclaren F1

nothnxjeff

I'd never get it wrong

I'd wager it is, if not one of very very few.

fuck yeah

No, people who stance supercars should be burned alive.

Calm down Stalin.

Dat ass, good god

Technically every car has a stance so yes, gib car pls

but without the front lip, please

Mah nigga

fuck yeah quattro!

Might as well say "You can have your dream car, but you cant drive it."

Essentially, yeah. Except you can't drive it plus it's ugly.

Nope. I won't be able to afford maintaining it, and also since it's stanced what's the point of having no performance out of a super car and having to pay a ton of cash for shit that breaks because of stancing.

dat ass

Ew

it would have a smaller contact patch and would ruin the car's traction

My dream car is a stanced GS400. Now they have to figure out how to stance it, again.

How stanced? I'll take slightly lowered and a bit of negative camber in the rear wheels, though nothing beyond 2 degrees.

no, i already own my dream car and stancing a lifted 4x4 would be retarded

Nope. At least 15°.

Fuck that, then. If it were 2° normies might not notice, and if they did I could sell them some bullshit about "it affects handling characteristics."

15° and I might as well just blow grape vape smoke when they ask.

If you got an expensive car stanced you might as well pick up vaping too

so wait. the tires seem normal just looks like some body is stretched out to give the tires some girthy look. is this stance also? i figured only retarded sideways wheels was only stance.
either way if my dream car looked a bit girthy like that lambo and keeps the wheels straight like the picture i wouldnt actually mind

Fine faggot.

Get me a 500 ton dump truck.

I don't think he'll want to.
"what's your dream car user?"
"I dunno..."
>proceed to name off shitboxes that can be had for under 20k
He'll get tired of my yammering, toss me 100k, and I get a garage full of fun.

A gasser Chevy Belair.
Try stance two straight axles.

Stance requires breaking the car anyway, I'm sure they'd find a way

my dream car would be stanced so I am ok with this

I dont consider a lowered car with wider tires as "stanced" Now if you have your camber all fucking retarded on your piece of shit japanese 4banger then your car is probably stanced.

It would be quite the achievement

>have Citroen DS delivered in park position
>raise it
>drive away

Does a stanced 70 challenger or a new gt350r even exist?

i know the perfect shop for you

if by stance you just mean slammed and flushed in a way that doesn't really negatively affect performance but may or may not make it impossible to go over speedbumps then sure

...

Yes
They would

Your dream car is a C126? That's pretty sad.

i'd still take it and unstance it

you never said it had to stay stanced, if it had to stay stanced sell it to some stance fag and buy another unstanced one

Lolk

You're pretty sad.

It can be whatever you want it to be, some guys want a e30 m3, no counts is is it a remarkable car in the modern age. No need to be a cunt for no reason

Right? Makes me wonder how many people on Veeky Forums drive school buses for a living lol

There's no "probably" about it.

Many Ferrari snobs are so anal that if you don't have OEM air in the tires they're gonna put a hit out on you for it.

>get stanced audi
>sell it to some stancekid for twice as much as the non-stanced version costs
>buy proper car
the tricky part is to get the most expensive car a stancekid can buy, so no more than 20k.

Crew cab c30 stanched? I'm assuming bags are okay since stance kiddies run bags sometimes.
I'd take a bagged c30, would tow better than stock with bags anyways b

last time this car changed owners it went for $35 million

>ford sierra
>dream car
Deutschland-level: Meister

My dream car changes every few weeks. But I wouldn't take a stanced version of anything.

>Stanced 69-72 chevelle

What kind of stance are we talking like lowered or full blown 35 degree camber

Raaaaaaaah

Im the beaner with the 84 firebird and the 79 z28

I'd just unstance it after

>declining something free
you'd have to be retarded

>oh yeah haha my dream car is a 4+ million dollar car
>sell car for wicked profits

You pay taxes to sell a car privately?

Im ok with this desu

...

I couldn't in good conscience

basically stanced from factory
i'll take it

All the camber

I live in Turkey Veeky Forums pls buy me a car

IDK if it can go any lower, but yes.

Gib me LFA

How fucking wide are those rear wheels?

Only if they deliver it to my trusted local mechanics so they can un-fuck the suspension.

>unfuck the suspension
raise the coils bro

unless it was stanced by a retard that cut the springs or did some other retarded shit like cut new wheel wells to get eh wheel higher into the body, and cut and folded the body panels to no cut the wider tires

Here's the catch. Instead of stanced. Its donked.
Pic very related. I want a vic.

hell yes

then I sell that bitch and save up to buy a normal version

>stanced CTR

what if i die

it would be extremely painful

for me?