Boris is some totally innocuous salaryman who lives in suburban Dallas. He works in middle-management for some successful yet forgettable corporation. His co-workers would describe him as "pleasant", even though he doesn't really stand out from the crowd, and hardly ever speaks up during meetings. He is kind to his wife, but not affectionate. His children barely know who he is, but he always offers them a smile, a pat on the head, the occasional ice cream. His neighbors would never say a bad word about him. And late at night, a couple times every six months, he tells his wife that he has to work late. But he doesn't stay at the office. Instead, he drives to a non-descript, run down shopping district late at night, parks his car, and walks to the unnumbered door between the appliance repair shop and the pet store. He takes out the key from his wallet, unlocks the door, walks up the three flight of steps to another door, and unlocks that. There, there is a desk, a chair, and a computer. He closes the door, sits, turns on the computer, and streams these games. He never tells anyone about them, and even he doesn't exactly know why he streams them. Boris is a mystery even to himself.
Asher Wood
>Boris >wife >kids
He's a couple months away from being a wizard
Connor Evans
...
Jason Sullivan
Wew lad
Gavin Reyes
fuck anime
Caleb Thomas
...
Thomas Gutierrez
MLP is anime
Austin Harris
...
Charles Rodriguez
No it ain't.
Mason Brooks
>/adv/ banner Hi San Marino.
Xavier Mitchell
...
David Cox
Jesus, minus the wife part, that's almost a complete and accurate description of me. What the fuck.
Grayson Russell
Cirno is a baka slut
Hudson Cox
Wow that's literally me
Luke Ward
I don't even understand how it's possible to run the game on such shitty settings. Never take a screenshot ever again.
Charles Allen
>together forever will never be broken
Ayden Collins
harambe was just a gorilla
Joshua Cox
JUST A TASTE on /v/ when?
Elijah Gomez
Some people don't have a 1000+ dollar gayming computer like you
Aiden Flores
user is just a guy.
Michael Miller
Honk
Ryan Thomas
THUG
Andrew Baker
delet
Mason Lewis
*farts*
Brayden Davis
no dumb frogposters allowed
Andrew Collins
...
Xavier Diaz
>thinking you need a 1000+ dollar gayman pc for PES
don't be such a poorfag
Jack Gomez
test
Jeremiah Sanders
WHAT THE FUCK user
Wyatt Mitchell
I want to see Umi take some hymens
Jack Anderson
Working on compiling all the tracks I have into a list, if I don't have a track from the last year or so for /your team/ just let me know once I actually post the list (Only at /gif/ right now)
Things I'm including >Opening Anthems >Goalhorns >Player-specific goalhorns/hat-trick goalhorns >Victory Anthems
Things I'm NOT including >Clean sheet victory anthems >Music used in cups other than the main four ones (Veeky Forumsleague, Tag-Team Cup, etc) >The majority of /f/'s songs on their wiki page That in itself would be a whole album. You're getting Goalhorns + Bazookastan, unless someone from /f/ wants to suggest a better song to use as your Opening Anthem.
Carson Gomez
I hope you're not one those people who rip mp3's off of Youtube and call it a day.
Thomas Green
MLP is a /co/rtoon
Hudson Edwards
>audiophile
Matthew Murphy
...
Justin Anderson
>Made in flash >Cartoon or anime That shit belongs in newgrounds except newgrounds used to be good
David Brown
If youtube links are good enough for the streamers, they're good enough for you guys. I'll be trimming some fat from some songs in Audacity though (Like that Veeky Forums song that starts 4 minutes into the video like what the fuck is this shit board even)
Henry Thompson
have you already downloaded all the music?
Logan Campbell
>re-encoding a re-encode
No thanks.
Noah Martin
>having some standards >audiophile
Dominic Green
>page 9
Michael Kelly
>cup pottery mastercrafted silver saddle demise of the GD goalscorers
Jeremiah Kelly
Go back to IRC, spengbab.
Jeremiah Davis
Why does no team try having a medal on their keeper? It must help a bit with defense, even if it's just a silver one.
Gavin Sanders
Aren't medal keepers banned now
Nolan Stewart
not allowed
Samuel Wilson
You aren't allowed medal keepers.
Landon Thompson
Long before the cup even existed, I messed around with PES stats and gave a keeper all 99 stats
It was a dumb idea back then, and it's a dumb idea now. Keepers become more retarded since only certain stats should go past a certain number to keep them from being too stupid.
Also, it's not allowed.
Andrew Gomez
Who should I write a fanfic about?
Andrew Williams
Germanbro aka God Among Men.
Brandon Butler
NanoFate
Parker Hall
bebop and messi
David Stewart
This.
Jayden Fisher
Suicide and > > > having fun together.
Julian Clark
colin (gb's cousin) and jack's mom make it dirty
Noah Miller
/sp/ and /a/
Juan Howard
...
Christian Clark
What a shame, I like meme tactics. They are fun
Josiah Sullivan
Silius and Myuer.
Jaxon Perez
Enjoy /yourteam/ being a permafetus then.
Austin Sanders
Keksandra and the entire /gd/ team
Nathan Wright
(You) and your least favorite 4CC player
Nathan Scott
ramen and soryuu
Nicholas Jenkins
>Having a team >Not just enjoying the ride and sample the salt of everyone else
Cameron Russell
Germanbro becoming a normie
Cameron White
>Not having a meme team that plays in meme leagues and invitationals.
David Parker
xth for /p/
Carter Barnes
>Limiting yourself to 1 (one) singular team >shiggy diggy
Noah Clark
I got 2 actually
Eli Morales
>not cheering for every team so you always win in the end
Joseph Brooks
>not being in a broship like the /a/-/sp/ broship
Lucas Ramirez
>/sp/ and /a/ >Broship >Not marriage through destiny
Justin Wright
Damn you guys changed goal horns a lot.
Jace Ward
Friendly reminder that /a/ beating Veeky Forums without applying other scores will shoot them up to 5th in the rankings.
Nolan Allen
stop with this faggotry
Adrian Barnes
We were never bros you cunt.
Andrew Phillips
have sex
Ryder Stewart
you too faggot
Jason Jones
Which is why a team's ranking shouldn't be a multiplier for ranking points, as Veeky Forums is painfully obviously shit now.
Kevin Parker
>be /merit/ >don't give commissioner access to the nightly export email Do you guys not trust Lear or something? That's pretty fucked up.
Aaron Jackson
Veeky Forums boys, would you rather have the 40-second version of the Top Gear theme, or the 7 minute version by the Allman Brothers?
Chase Kelly
>Veeky Forums is painfully obviously shit now. They beat Veeky Forums and they got PES'd against /v/ pretty hard I know it's Veeky Forums though >implying Veeky Forums aren't overdue to get exposed
Isaac Ross
Is that a dumb question? 40 seconds.
Asher Ramirez
Top gear still sounds good, I'd say play Allman Brothers if you make it to the knockouts
Robert Bailey
Is that a dumb answer? The full version is great.
Isaac Jackson
>they got PES'd against /v/ pretty hard they PES'd Veeky Forums just as much
William Perry
>music board has lots of goalhorns
Ya don't say
Brody Young
Will you be including special anthems that were used, or could've been used, only once?
For example, Veeky Forums had HMKids' AdMech song as anthem against /g/, that 8-bit Magia /vr/ and /u/ used as joint closing anthem and if I recall both /u/ and /sp/ had a special victory anthem had either of them won that last match in Winter.
Logan Gonzalez
Perhaps a special joint anthem-album.
Juan Fisher
If you can list them all, go ahead. The only one I can think of right now asides the ones you listed was VR Troopers for /m/ vs /vr/ since I watched that shit as a kid
Mason Ross
ded thread
Ayden Roberts
/mlp/ and [s4s] used this as a joint 'victory' anthem that time they both advanced off a draw: derpy.me/8O6vd